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What do I find oddly terrifying? The power of a monopolized mainstream media. 📺 🐏 🐑 🐑

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Staring into the abyss and it's staring right back

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I'm in this with you.

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A smol, delicate danger noodle.

Hold up, what was that?

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Did somebody say 'Murica?

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The people deciding to ditch their smartphones

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Breaking: Cathie about to be outperformed by 91-year-old man who doesn't like the internet

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C'est magnifique

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For an especially amazing showing.

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The captive orca Tilikum looking at its trainers. There have only been 4 human deaths caused by orcas as of 2019, and Tilikum was responsible for 3 of them

A sense of impending doom

Cute but creepy

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OBJECTION!

I'm genuinely flabbergasted.

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Sometimes you're left just going WOAH...

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This hits me right in the feels

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Judge allows Wisconsin Hospital to prevent its AT-WILL employees from accepting better offers at a competing hospital by granting injunction to prevent them from starting new positions on Monday. How is this legal? We should be able to work wherever we want!!! Hospitals do not own Us!!!

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When you follow your heart, love is the answer

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Can't stop seeing stars

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Something isn't adding up


  1. Especially the 500mg doctor issued ones.

  2. Excedrin - cause you got shit to do.

  3. This should be a reddit-wide celebration

  4. Watch the price of camera sensors go up because of activity like this 😂

  5. Wonder if the pot tax is supposed to go to fixing roads like it was supposed to in the PNW or it's extended rocky mountain cousin, Colorado...

  6. On my life I didn't even know there existed a version other than the stick men. I am deeply saddend by this revelation. I hope it's still out there somewhere, that shit was peak Albino Black Sheep

  7. I see you are a man of ancient internet culture

  8. "This is his and now it's hers, this is hers and now it's his. Jury duty, jury duty, blackmail, pink slip, eviction notice, jury duty"

  9. Sounds like a scene from the Hudsucker Proxy

  10. The employees need to go all Thomas Crown Affair with the bowler hats.

  11. Thank you random internet person. Sadly she committed suicide about a year after we broke off contact. It messed me up real good because I never stopped loving the person I met but she wasn’t that person anymore. I’m doing much better now though after some therapy and time.

  12. Start off by not using GPS as best you can. Especially easy if your city uses a grid system for addressing.

  13. I'm pretty sure this is critical life advice for everyone on the

  14. How do you look for symptoms. My sister and I have it, and both were diagnosed as adults. We have a really young sister, 8 years old, who we suspect having it, but ours is inattentive. I feel like it is harder to find those symptoms with inattentive children then the other two. I ask her if she pays attention, but I think she may lie since she would think that if she told us she didn’t pay attention she might be afraid that we would be mad.

  15. Constant all over the place squirrel with words that what were we talking about?

  16. Because they're all coping with an ADHD kid there is no humanly possible way to also write a book...

  17. If they’re only at 800m now, I wonder what the memes are the core of the earth are like?

  18. The dark web has been mining vespian gas memes for years now.

  19. Wow 90% of these things have happened to me including losing all interest in IT all together. Completely ignored all the warning signs. Why is the list you published almost formulaic? That's scary.

  20. Been out of the game for the last four years to go back to school. Had an immensely difficult time, and had to go do a physical labor job because no interviews.

  21. Come back in a few years, you'll still be fucked up over it

  22. You don’t eat pizza during sex? You are missing out. Who needs chocolate and whipped cream when you have pepperoni and bacon

  23. Oh God. Talking dirty about pizza toppings

  24. There's a great 2020 documentary about the park called Class Action Park. It's a lot of fun and a hell of a lot safer than the park was.

  25. That's the one. What a great friggin documentary. It sounds like a comedy with how stupid that whole thing was

  26. This is the guy, right here. Arrest him! I mean, invest him!

  27. You say it like an insult. I'm not an exhibitionist but let people do what they want.

  28. No it absolutely isn't, your username is boytoy, and you threatened me (jokingly lol) with your Willy.

  29. You were the one who asked me to leave my willy out... ;)

  30. I didn't tell you what "it" was though

  31. His dad regretting all the times he let him win when they play raced

  32. Jokes on you, Usain Bolt was running the five minute mile by 3

  33. File a short term disability claim for mental health concerns

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