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  1. Companies use it as a way to get out of fair pay for servers. Servers do not get paid minimum wage and I can't speak for everyone but I'd feel much better if the people handling my food weren't paid minimum wage.

  2. Holy shit dude you cooked that ribby to perfection. Can you share your method?

  3. Really hot pan. A few minutes on each side. Butter and rosemary basted onto it. That's really it.

  4. Brown the mushrooms, add a splash of sherry vinegar. Add 2 parts red miso, 9 parts butter. Add heavy cream. Salt and pepper to taste.

  5. I sneak into your house and rub myself on your furniture.

  6. It’s named the Emmett Till Antilynching Act after 14 year old Emmett Till who was lynched in Mississippi in 1955

  7. He wasn't just lynched. He was beaten and shot in the head then dropped in a swamp.

  8. Lol have you not seen that Netflix show called "don't fuck with cats?"

  9. Oh man, a bunch of internet sleuths caught a serial killer that videod himself murdering cats and had eventually killed a human. Basically Redditors caught him

  10. "Outta order? I'll show you outta order! You don't know what outta order is, Mr. Trask! I'd show you but I'm too old; I'm too tired; I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a FLAME-THROWER to this place!"

  11. You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of mayonnaise?

  12. Firm or flaccid? Because that's two totally different questions

  13. I'm reasonably sure only really fine dining places will accommodate something like this. I'm talking really high end service.

  14. thanks, it actually means a lot. me and my mom aren’t the only ones brainwashed by him. at least not anymore lol

  15. Would it be okay if I asked you some questions in private and told your story anonymously? I'm a writer.

  16. yeah lol! it’d be nice that someone else actually knows what a piece of shit he is

  17. I was wearing JNCOs and tagging a bathroom stall somewhere.

  18. What do you mean move into the stars? Where do you think we are right now?

  19. I mean to have the ability to thrive independent of the earth.

  20. Obviously yes, and I love meat. But I hate punching a clock more than I love meat so it's an easy choice

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