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I tried to get water yesterday…

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I ordered 270 bread rolls, and recieved 4 sliders. Such a waste

Innocent laughter

Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

Add my power to yours.

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It's Burger Time

Staring into the abyss and it's staring right back

When the love is out of control.

Something isn't adding up

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He do be dancing though








Electric cars prevent garage suicides.

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That's a little funny

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TIL that showman P.T. Barnum got his start by purchasing an enslaved woman named Joice Heth. She was in her 70’s but he claimed she was 161 years old and had been the nanny of George Washington. He exhibited her until her death, and then allowed the public to view her autopsy for 50 cents each

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  1. Well i guess that kid that said his dad works at microsoft and he will ban you really meant it

  2. Predicting the future is my biggest struggle

  3. Back when my Dad was a kid he could predict the future uphill both ways in snow.

  4. Before that I’d go on bitcoin and dogecoin and memorise it all along with lottery etc. then take the blue pill, and tell my dad just when he should buy and sell, I’ll even use my own money. Invest in oculus and all other things. In the end i have now made a heck ton more than ten million.

  5. takes blue pill and instantly forgets everything you were gonna remember

  6. It's actually Canada. The border shifts a little bit every winter.

  7. Not if I shoot myself in the head in a garage in an electric vehicle

  8. Really? Well I think I've got a form of grammar ocd then, as I'm annoyed that you've put 'just was activated' rather than 'was just activated' 😱

  9. This why I stopped putting ice cubes in my bong

  10. That he only charged 50 cents to see the autopsy! He could have easily charged $1.50

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