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Guys I fucked up, got lost in the sauce and now I don’t know what I’m going to do. I don’t know if I’ll be able to recover after todays losses. My life’s savings? Gone. My child’s college fund? Gone. My wife? Gone. Her boyfriend? Still here. Seriously guys please help, what’s the next play?
- By - Electrical-Message67
Me everytime someone loses their life savings of 20k on options
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this is Brazil!!
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'Ukraine was losing 100-200 soldiers per day, but now that number has dropped to 30', a significant reduction since the peak of the ongoing war, says Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky
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Monkeypox declared a global health emergency by the World Health Organization following a surge in cases
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Are you being serious right now?
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This device is called a Big Pig Trap
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F**k my life. F**k. stay away from options.
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I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.
OBJECTION!
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I'm genuinely flabbergasted.
Did somebody say 'Murica?
Losing value fast.
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No, absolutely not
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My life is over.. Hopes and dream are crushed. It was a nice life while it lasted. Farewell all, it’s been a fun journey.
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She's going ALL IN with the jump!
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- By - realdjizzy
EURO IS BACK UP, GET DUNKED ON USD
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Wonder what it will be this time…
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- By - Electrical-Message67
Lol.
Stupid Asshole post
Big mad
I’m balanced enough not to brag about my account size and my bonus checks on social media, which makes me pretty happy.
Uh huh
Don’t you love when incredibly intricate detailed global economic issues are so simple and straight forward like that? I mean “wall street silver”.. absolute top notch insight there. It’s almost like it’s just some douche with a twitter rambling about things they don’t fully understand. But that couldn’t be the case I mean it’s just a wsb themed twitter handle not the actual wsb…
Tldr
The real cucks are people who continuously bring political shit into non political shit lol,
How wise and cool and insightful
You'll make it back in 6 months then you yolo it again and make 120k
Or turn it to $0 again. I’ll stick with slow and steady, thanks very much
Are you required to be a coward to buy BA now? Or is that a choice you’re making? Hold and buy ladies.
Huh?
Whatever you do, don’t do it in France. They finally got rid of their wealth tax that scared off most of their rich people, but you really want to pay 45% tax rate for 160k+?
Don’t worry I know everything about this, I don’t plan on staying here
If you are pursuing project management then you won’t be equipped for a CFA. You need a masters in economics and then a bunch of industry experience to do the CFA. Then you have to pass the CFA. My ex wife has it and works on Wall Street, but the reality is that to land those positions you need an economics degree from a top university and real world finance experience at top companies.
It took you 7 years to get 18k?
Not a rich man and tossed $20/wk in... so yeah, it took me 7 yrs and I was doing decent for a laborer playing the market.
If you can only do $20/wk you don’t have the money to be gambling with options. But I guess now you know that
The fuck. 🤣
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Please tell me this isn’t real, please.
Can’t do that, boss
Haters will say this is faked
Yeah, you bring in $100k every 3 days. And I’m Warren Buffet.
13 days, 2 weeks, but whatever bro you’re right, I photoshopped it with the time stamps and everything just to win an argument with an anonymous nobody on the internet 🤷♂️
Remember when he talked about selling his houses and sleeping on friends’ couches?
Someone needs to tell them that’s a gun free zone
Does this mean we can stop sending them billions in aid then?
I don’t care
that’s the real baconator
You can probably still buy some FDs with that $149
I trust her
Climbing? Looks like he’s just sort of standing there.
Actions have consequences, zoomers
Another pit mommy that can’t control her land shark
Let it gooo, let it goooo
This has been a problem since like 2008 stop focusing on political parties and start focusing on making money by shorting it.
By snorting it*
Can someone explain to me how they make the selfie stick invisible?
Does it matter if the euro exchange is higher if I have twice as many dollars? Asking for me and my 350~ million friends
We haven't been blaming Trump for much lately..
Cuz he was president 2 years ago