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19 Years Ago, This Segment of Late Night w/Conan O'Brien featuring Sue Johanson nearly killed me. (Johanson is at that time a 73 year old sex-educator and has no chill for Conan, nor Tom Selleck and The Big Show)

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  1. Same brother! It was fucking hilarious when my wife was mad at me one morning. Turns out she thought I'd died overnight because I was so quiet!

  2. A friend of mine works at Walmart. A popular response in the back when asked "what about the customer?" is "Fuck the customer."

  3. "You might ask, "Why? Why treat the customer this way?" Why? Because fuck 'em, that's why!"

  4. If you know she's the wrong person, as you seem to have implied, why are you with her

  5. Because we love them anyway and keep hoping things will change even though we know better.

  6. Training Sqaudron. Air Force specifically, not sure if other branches call it something else. The squadron you're in during Basic training and tech school

  7. At the end she said "you look like when you were 15 but fatter" lmaooo

  8. GodDAMN! Was thinking the beard made him look older and hid the chubby jawline but she straight up said it in the worst way!!

  9. If it said "sex" or "naked" in the TV guide, scheduled late night, then it's getting a glance because it could be everything. It was always nothing.

  10. I like to say that he thinks he's Bruce Wayne when he's Lex Luther without the ability to execute.

  11. And this is why I'm going to start trying to put on some muscle now that I'm more or less done losing weight.

  12. I was getting waxed a couple of months ago and started getting hard while she was putting hot wax around the base of dick. I apologized and she giggled and said I have a very lucky girlfriend.

  13. You'd think the wax would cancel that out but dicks have a mind of their own man!!

  14. I remember heading back east that way and I am pretty sure that after I left Norseman Google Auto told me to turn left and then drive for 1194km then turn left again. Not many places on Earth where you would see a direction like that.

  15. By respecting her autonomy and asking what she would like (just a cuddle, time alone, whatever). The safer (also mentally and emotionally safer) she feels, the more she can express herself sexually.

  16. NTA. God forbid your boss just ban your Mom and call the cops on her if she doesn't leave.

  17. Can you generate dynamic mission statements that empower employees to ensure stakeholder value all while nurturing an inclusive environment?

  18. News flash lady, Santiago was correct! You’re husbands choice was quite literally HIS choice.

  19. And this is why I hate when people thank me for my service. I rode a desk for six years and chose to do it for college money!

  20. Brandi, Heather, Channing, Briana, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Vandi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Laura, Shelly and Shantelle. Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Christa, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nicki, Kelsy, Shauna, Jolene, Earlie, Claudia, Savannah, Cassie, Dolly, Kendra, Callie, Chloe, Devon, Emmylou, Becky

  21. Universal is claiming it but the director and writer are helping James get it fixed!

  22. You as you have previously stated in another post, are the perfect example of a piece of shit leader. I was in for 26 years and if you were my junior NCO I would have made you stand every weekend duty with him and added an extra weekend for being such an asshole to the PFC . I fucking hated assholes like you. I would have destroyed you

  23. Exactly so. I get putting screws to a dumb kid violating policy and whose Mom was calling. Fair enough. But 22 fucking weeks because his Mom was being a harpy? And this was one the GOOD troops? No way did anyone respect this fuck for this massive overkill.

  24. But what if I want to keep it real?

  25. Then you receive the most spectacular asswhopping ever witnessed in the Atlantic Northeast.

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