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What's this move?
- By - zxGrizz
The Texas House just voted to impeach AG Ken Paxton by a super-majority (121 yes votes).
An amazing showing.
Sometimes you just got to dance with the doots.
A reward for making it through the most topsey-turvey year anyone can remember. Gives 100 coins to the recipient.
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- By - GeneforTexas
Man beats officers with baton then steals their car
A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing
When laughter meets percussion
- By - LovableJackassv4
Please tell me that "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Ha" was playing in the background.
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- By - G-Unit11111
so where is the source for this chart its not on the PDF?
Epoch Times.
Most is the money contributed was probably Trump Bucks anyway.
I believe that move is known as the Mongolian Face Fart.
Well, the man is a titty sommelier after all.
His son was on the committee that recommended impeachment.
I have no idea what you’re talking about but Dan Patrick’s son is not only not on the committee, he’s not a member of the House.
Someone else kindly corrected me without being an asshole about it and also gave the correct information instead of just bitching.
Sorry, I didn’t mean it to come off that way. Re-reading it, I was being an asshole. Sorry.
If you don't believe in open borders you can't call yourself libertarian
Nobody believes in open borders. That’s a dog whistle. But some of us believe in rational immigration policies.
Plenty of people believe in open borders.
Well, I disagree with them. But I do believe that our immigration policies need to include a guest worker program.
“And to show how masculine I am, I’m going to stand outside a mall food court building a sign.”
Do they have to be CNN or will MSNBC do? Trogdolytes.
So I take it you don’t.
Black American males between the ages of 14 and 34 make up 1.9% of the population and commit 54% of all murders in the United States. Figure it out, smooth brain.
Smooth brain? Alright, fuckwit. I see that you’re incapable of intelligent, civil discussion. Yes, there is some truth to the social media stats you cited, but there are other factors, nuances you obviously lack the ability to understand. Poor, under-educated black people killing each other in ghettos and mass shootings are different issues entirely. I won’t waste my time trying to explain it to you. Now run along before you’re late to your shift at the EZ Mart.
Jerry, you magnificent bastard!
Libs: owned
Looks like someone enjoyed themselves so much they peed the bed.
Anyone else read that in Eric Cartman’s voice?!
Nah, definitely Cartman. Chef wouldn’t be caught dead driving a Kia Soul.
“The government you elect is the government you deserve.” — Thomas Jefferson.
Wheels. False alarm. Please resume your Reddit scrolling
The reference still applies. I can only explain it. I can’t understand it for you.
American Force is a wheel company....
But the reference still applies.
Gotta admit, though, mermaids and water people spreading perversion sounds like a lot of fun.
Inadvertently explained why Republicans hate Latin Americans trying to come here.
I don’t but I also don’t think it matters whether it is or isn’t. Don’t get me wrong — I’d prefer a Ferrari or a Lamborghini, which will probably appreciate in value — but it’s a beautiful car with similar performance for less than $100K for a Z51. What does it matter if it’s considered a “super car”?
Sure, a web site operated by Bulgarians is a credible source.
There’s a truck in the photo?
Do you have any idea how many handjobs I’m going to have to give because of this?
Manuela must treating well.
Chinese food, Italian food…
Source?
Here ya go, chief.
The video was kinda funny. Then I turned on the sound and laughed until I nearly pissed myself!