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Kyle Rittenhouse trial: MSNBC barred from court, producer followed jury bus

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  1. Didn't he walk out of that court with $2m in bail money that had been gifted to him? He can definitely afford security guards. Then there will be defamation suits against news outlets, paid appearances, TV spots, a book deal. I think he's going to be just fine.

  2. So, anyone entertaining the thought this might have been set up from the beginning? Any donors to the "crypto group" get their money back yet?

  3. Every post you make some milquetoast comment that more often than not is just part of the headline/some variation of it. Are you a bot?

  4. I occasionally point my phone's cameras (turning it around front and back, just to be certain) at the throne after I've finished the paperwork. I do hope they appreciate all the data I've gone to great lengths to provide for them, if in fact they do that sort of thing.

  5. I'll be lost in the melee, but this appears to be a Freelancer (per NBC) who decided to get "Nightstalker" levels of illicit images as some kind of windfall.

  6. The producer has already been named, and though I don't think it'd be proper for me to repeat her name it isn't difficult to find.

  7. Irrelevant unless it's determined that she did in fact task him with what they're being accused of.

  8. I'm half surprised Jeremy Clarkson didn't buy it for the next season of The Grand Tour for that price.

  9. This thing can not end in a hung jury; after everything everyone involved and even the whole country had been through

  10. As tainted as the potential jury pool would be, there's zero chance of a retrial. That's even if the prosecutor wanted to.

  11. I suspect she needed to act to save her career. No one wants to be "the script supervisor who let the Rust shooting happens". By sueing the producers, she's denying her responsibility.

  12. What responsibility would you expect a script supervisor to have in the area of prop safety?

  13. I dunno man. Somebody walks into my workplace with a loaded AR-15 and there is going to be problems.

  14. You would be within your right (being your workplace) to ask them to leave. You would not be within your right to attack them.

  15. Your reading comprehension skills mate..."he's alleged he's aware" not "he's allegedly aware" are two very different things.

  16. That headline is crazy. All he said was he'd "think long and hard" about allowing press in future trials, and that "it's a shame" about some of the coverage. The sensationalism of the headlines in this case has been bizarre, that's hardly blasting the media.

  17. Batshit out there theory: someone has gotten wind of the motion for a mistrial with prejudice, and they're hoping to wait it out so they don't have to be the ones to decide.

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