News from LetterheadNo7809

Volare for me, Italian chef too.

Volare

The irony here is that Sunak has been nicking tax payers money for years

Bowen Zouma Aguerd are nailed if fit.

Thanks bud, how about Ings?

Definitely not 100% nailed with someone like Scamacca ready to come in. But he’s definitely first choice in the league at the moment and has been in ok form.

Cheers mate

People who think Kane is NOT world class need to have a think with themselves. Without him, Spurs are mid table

Who the fuck thinks that?

Trust me, people still do not rate him.

Dickhead

Poor attitude, no professionalism, killed his career

Thick cunt

The rare non bald fraud

GLASSJAW - when one zero becomes two eights

GLASSJAW - everything you ever wanted to know about silence

Another bald fraud involved in wide scale financial fraud, wonder where I’ve heard that

Fraudiola?

Yep

Ballon Dawson my lord it is time to step up

Øde starting. He's gonna rack up points from my bench isn't he?

Hello darkness my old friend

It’s so lovely to see a consistent team sheet, arteta please keep your fantastic hair for as long as possible and do not go bald fraud on us all.

Great tackle, get up Fernandes you twat

Fiver this goes in

What a dick head

Fraudiola’s head (90+4)

England's future is looking bright with up and coming talents Walcott and Lingard.

Jonjo Shelvey too

Salisu bella kotachap caleta car need to be playing every week

Walcott needs the game time he’s an upcoming talent

Cancel this mf contract

Konsa keep a clean sheet my g pls

Check his hard drive

ANYTHING BY GLASSJAW

He’s still not actually scored a league goal for them yet, shocking

Or assist

Have a feeling he’ll score today

Yeah he’s a threat.. to his own team

Let’s nooo :(

This GW fucking stinks

Estupinan let’s goooo

OFC I PUT MEE IN FPL AND THEY CONCEDE IN A MINUTE

GW off to a flyer, 2 from Núñez, Gakpo and Allison. Saving grace is NOT owning Salah. This beer is needed

You know it's bad when you've got a club triple and you're thankful you can't have a 4th player from that club.

Can’t wait for Klopp’s post match excuses

Allison, Gakpo, Nunez let’s goooo

oof

I have started drinking already

Dier my lord please keep a CS