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Wall Hanging Cherry Blossom Wire Tree 🌺😊
When the love is out of control.
- By - LuckyRootsCanada
First time living on my own, I put these here over a week ago and they’re still there. How do I get them to go to the bathroom?
A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing
When laughter meets percussion
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
I'm in this with you.
- By - Knillish
Touch tha Pizza
- By - ipez10
What random items under £5 can I leave around my friends house to confuse them as to how they got there?
For an especially amazing showing.
- By - exiledtomainstreet
I reported my old workplace to the tax office because they fired me.
Keep the community and yourself healthy and happy.
- By - SmileNorth
AITA for scolding my daughter for letting the dog run away?
A smol, delicate danger noodle.
I'm genuinely flabbergasted.
*Lowers face into palm*
Shows the A Diamond in the Poo Award and grants %{coin_symbol}60 Coins to the community. Exclusive to this community.
Shows the The Poop Knife Award and grants %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to the community. Exclusive to this community.
- By - Soggy_Sand_4802
I’ve seen an awful lot of these over the last few years and this is the nicest one yet
Fling or Yeeter
I want a Rock N' Roll kitty!
That would be nice...
Tour de Forks
When munchkin breeding goes wrong...
I used to buy this as kibbled maize, we used to have a lot of doves in the area, we made our own seed mixes for them
I live by this tip! Swedish saying: "Never walk empty-handed"!
Oh I live by that rule too, also if you’re watching tv it’s surprising how much tidying you can do while the adverts are on
Wait a minute...is that a Russian hamster?!
Yep... sent him into a tailspin...
Haven’t been to Sheffield since lockdown but is it the percentage of buses that turn up three at a time then nothing for an hour?
When did the word ‘because’ become ‘cos’?
When text messages used to cost 10 or 12p a go is my best guess...
Sheldon Coopers kitteh
Where is
What a brilliant name though for a hipster coffee shop
HayDay does have a sense of humour though, two of the challenges on farm pass today...
Derby challenge: fully serve 3 locals, all the locals went on the missing list for two days
Artless. Guileless. Ingenuous. Trusting. Simplicity
That’s cheating OP!
Oh, darlin, it isn’t your feet, it’s those beautiful legs. 💋
Oh I don’t know
Shortly after moving into our first home, and having our house warming party, we found an old looking key with a paper tag with the word 'safe' written on it. Never found a safe. Still have the key in the loft though. Now I'm wondering if this was a friend's prank gift...!
Could be an old floor safe hiding under Lino or laminate flooring? I know two old dears who did that with theirs in the kitchen pantry when they modernised the house
The last two years I sat through every episode then on the very last show I couldn’t be arsed to find out who was hired
Happy Birthday OP
Then what’s the chocolate one called?
We used to call it a dirty squirt
I didn't forget them I just don't rate them as a weapon in my animal driven war plans:)
You can borrow my army of naked pensioners carrying ‘Free Hugs’ placards if you can’t get enough badgers
I'm not sure but I like your way of thinking consider yourself promoted to platoon captain
For my first action as Platoon Captain I have recruited an army of grey squirrels to make up the numbers of my Naked Old Huggermuggers
This is what was mystifying me as well, the child was not given breaks at all? It sounds like a long time for a kid that age to be in the car without their own break. I
The first thing we ever did travelling with a dog when we stopped was put it on a leash and walk it, everybody else could hold it but it’s cruel to make a dog wait to go potty and no one in their right minds leaves a kid alone in the car
OP please listen to the voices of experience here
I don’t know if this will help but I went through this at a similar age, I was just burnt out from overachieving at school and playing housekeeper but what saved me was not going to bed but instead getting comfortable on the sofa and setting an alarm clock for thirty mins or so, I’d drift off, nap for ten or fifteen minutes and then the alarm would wake me before I ended up in a deep sleep cycle