News from PhoneJazz
Situation no win... Rush for a chang of atmosphere.
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
- By - Ralph--Hinkley
Thanks, but Im not really hungry.
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
- By - Alex_Ferdinand
First shot at my own wedding look. Dress will be white-white (not Ivory) like my T-shirt. What are your thoughts?
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
- By - jennyjmilne
I heard this version first tbh, and when I heard Greg Kihn’s version, I thought he was singing I was on Jeopardy
Sorry, but it’s a performative eyesore.
It’s the treatment afterward. But you’re entitled to your opinion. Just don’t act like Don is a saint lol
Lots of guys on here treat Don Draper as a role model unfortunately.
I mean, they’re aging pretty well. We should all be so lucky.
To borrow a phrase from Gen Z, this song slaps.
No, but I did cut a nipple off.
It’s all fun and games until somebody loses a nipple
The California Raisins 💜
And then the 90s beget Mr. Blobby
I'm working on my funeral mix-tape.
If you don’t know me by now, you will never never never know me
No actually I found a new job in a matter of weeks. It was so fast and painless this time around. 47F. Maybe just depends on industry and geographic location?
What is your industry if you don’t mind me asking?
If I read the Secret Life of Cows, I’d probably never eat beef again.
She looks like a porcelain doll.
I‘m a confirmed 9 and I rarely ever got hit on when I went out before I met my husband because I look hard to approach and have resting bitch face 😂 In my experience, approachable and easy-to-talk-to girls get hit on.
Can I ask how that was confirmed?
By the ultimate authority I’m sure: straight white males! (Kidding…kinda)
The Patty Winters Show this morning was about UFOs That Kill.
What are you doing?
I’m in my office attempting yesterday’s New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle, listening to rap music on the stereo, trying to fathom its popularity.
How did you get on at the gym today?
Don't glorify these guys. I worked with them. They were not the good guys and they even knew it.
Story time?
you say it like that wasn’t the most interesting and memorable sketch of the year
Interesting and memorable for sure…also off-putting and not particularly funny to me.
Shot grazed his chin holy shite.
Somebody upstairs lookin out for him, sheesh
Diane's down near jackie's lap, got her mouth around his pole~
Now That’s good
The fuck is a glory hole restaurant? Am I having my wiener sucked during my dining experience? Or am I sucking wiener as the dining experience? Or am I just being served corn cobs and hot dog through a hole in the wall?
🎵Suckin’ on chili dogs, outside the Glory Hole
Seems redundant
DAE Americans have no soul lolz
It’s lovely and glowing but the colours look a bit too warm for you?? I think you need to define your top lashes a bit more. Remember makeup will look more natural in the photos
Agreed on too warm, especially with a crisp-cool stark-white wedding dress (and your icy-hazel eyes!). Maybe a more rosy color? Or a purple to bring out the green in your eyes.
What’s in Bowie? I was always under the impression it’s a boring town with nothing interesting to do. Been there multiple times and besides the baysox it’s not got much draw imo.
Not only is it a great place to live, but it has some good shopping and restaurants. The Baysox are worthwhile going to see. There used to be a huge flea market at the same stadium. But overall, not a great place for tourism but a great place to live
Eh, their shopping and restaurants are all chains that you can find in any other suburban town.
That is correct. Nothing of note there except suburbia.
TIL that flashing red lights don't mean "optional."
You can stop if you want to.
If you’re a woman in MD, your reproductive rights are more secure going forward than in VA.
You don't have to drive in VA
Maryland: our drivers may be idiots, but our roads are idiot-proof.