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TIL of Baseball Hall of Famer Rube Waddell, who, despite his skill, showed various unpredictable behaviours including leaving midgame to go fishing, and was also incredibly easily distracted by shiny objects, puppies (who he would leave the field to play with), and fire trucks, which he would chase.

I'm catching the vibration

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Elon Musk announces ‘general amnesty’ for all suspended Twitter accounts

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

He do be dancing though

Extra life

Party time, shower them with sparkly paper

Keep the community and yourself healthy and happy.

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

2000 IQ

Hold up, what was that?

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I'm catching the vibration

Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

Beauty that's forever. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins each to the author and the community.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Everything is better with a good hug

An amazing showing.

Listen, get educated, and get involved.

I needed this today

Are you being serious right now?

Historical anomaly - greatest in eternity.

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When the love is out of control.

King

You deserve a smooch









US paedophile dies after drinking mystery liquid during guilty verdict

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Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

A glowing commendation for all to see

When you follow your heart, love is the answer

I needed this today

A golden splash of respect

For an especially amazing showing.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing

Can't stop seeing stars




Little girl who is going door to door to sell pastries & raise funds for wounded Ukrainian soldiers

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

A glowing commendation for all to see

This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth

I needed this today

The process of taking a painful L

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  1. Ellie really getting some mileage out of that sandwich

  2. When asked if he had any comment Allen replied "UUUEEGGHH?"

  3. This is the molten salts special edition, he was edited in.

  4. Well this is good news. Glad to hear he's at least, 'stable and speaking'. Probably has a long road ahead of him.

  5. I entertained my cats during my vacation. Kinda the same thing.

  6. I've been waiting to hear what Ross from Friends opinion was on this matter. I will sleep well tonight

  7. Reminds me of the archaeologist who was murdered by ISIS rather than give up the antiquities he spent a lifetime curating.

  8. First thought it was going to be postal workers honouring Newman

  9. As a fan of Jon Hamm, this is great news.

  10. I didn’t even pick up on that! A lot of the comedy was very clever and dense.. which I loved

  11. That joke was so telegraphed he basically looked at the camera to make sure you got it!

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