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TIFU by getting so constipated that I had to get hauled out of my bathroom by 4 buff, handsome paramedics . Then ultimately shit my self in front of my husband.

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  1. That's a weird way to say you're not a very giving partner in bed.

  2. I sit in a cubicle typing bullshit all day and damn right I want people making burgers to be able to pay rent. I worked in food service for 8 years, the pay is abysmal and it's not right that a large amount of pay depends on customers being in a good mood.

  3. He's the asshole for not letting him win? From what I've seen when people throw games for kids, they tend to get even more upset when someone else wins. Best to rip that band-aid off now lol

  4. For bringing a clearly much higher level team and/or stacking speed EVs without teaching the kid.

  5. PSA: When they say "the life expectancy in [year prior to 1900ish] was X", that does not mean "people dropped dead at X". Those numbers are massively skewed by the sky-high infant and child mortality rates.

  6. I specifically scrolled to find this comment, thank you for saying this.

  7. Not childbirth but back in November I had a laproscopic hysterectomy and let me tell you the first poo after was the absolute worst because everything down there was tender and my abdomen was swollen from the gas they had to pump into me (nevermind being able to sit upright).

  8. I just had a laparoscopic hysterectomy on Monday. I was not prepared for the poop and gas pain! I was in tears when I had to go the first time, I am still using a step stool under my feet to help get into the correct sitting position since I am also short. There’s still an abdominal-splitting pain each time I have to go, but none so much as that first one.

  9. Oh my goodness, right??! Even peeing hurt the first few days because of the catheter during surgery.

  10. I really want one, I love the worms' stupid faces and that controller is adorable

  11. I have come to accept that I will probably die from trying to pet an animal that I should definitely not pet

  12. When I finally left my abusive ex, my friend and her ex-MIL took me to a family justice center and the ladies there gave me the same infographic which helped finally validate to myself everything I experienced. Thankfully I didn't have children with that sorry excuse for a human, but he ticked off all the other wedges one way or another.

  13. I’m so sorry you lived through that, and so glad you got away! Hope you’re doing better now.

  14. No reason to be sorry! There was definitely an age gap as well so power imbalance had a lot to do with it. Didn't help either that he was a full 12 inches taller than me and weighed more than me.

  15. I relate to the turtle that was struggling to get back on the log

  16. Seeing your bikini pic makes me feel better about my post-hysterectomy body

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