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  1. I remember a short story where SETI received an unambiguously intelligent alien message. In English. Repeated several dozen times and then went silent. It was "Be quiet or they will hear you."

  2. Can't you self-pay for care as a choice? I.e. completely out of pocket? If yes then what does it cost? That's what I'd be more interested to know.

  3. Doctors and Hospitals are paid by the government. I'm not sure there any administrative pathway for paying them yourself.

  4. Terrifying. I would be feeling that if we ran out of gas or broke down, we would literally die.

  5. I blame cartoons. Chuck Jones has a lot to answer for.

  6. I have been told you never say a woman looks pregnant unless you see an actual baby coming out of her.

  7. That's how you get Godzillacanes.

  8. If anything the conspiracy should be that they created a pandemic virus and then after the shortest period they could get away with, released the vaccine. All the sheeple took the vaccine and the anti-authoritarian people who refuse to be sheeple die. Wouldn't this be the preferred outcome for the conspiracy?

  9. Greek historian Celcus wrote that Mary had Roman soldier lover named

  10. Ratting out the other twin as the evil one.

  11. Twitch is kind of crazy as a concept to me.

  12. Try a variety streamer, like Ironmouse or ProjektMelody. They rarely play the same game more than a few times in a row and sometimes just chat. They can be very entertaining.

  13. I feel this is building up to you posting one with only five differences and seeing how many people reply with "Got it!"

  14. I stumbled back a pace as the wave of grey furry bodies streamed towards the door, squeaking and squealing as they came. I knew my only hope was to slam the door closed again, but I was too slow. Maybe a dozen rats, faster than the rest, streamed through the open doorway as I stood and clawed for the handle. I felt their bodies brush against my legs as they raced past, and then a horrifying stab of pain as one latched on to my ankle and bit deep into my flesh. Reflexively I tried to shake it off but it clung madly to me, biting and gnawing at my leg. Whether the pain, fright or disgust was greater I could not say, but thankfully I retained enough of my wits to reach the iron handle and frantically tug it down.

  15. I stood, leaning against the closed door for a moment, letting the calm, quiet air of the manor house sink into my senses. I was safe, but I was also bleeding onto the polished wood floor of the hallway. I limped forward to the kitchen, hoping to find something to clean and bind my chewed leg.

  16. Over to Shen to draw a new door.

  17. Better way to do this: "Attention staff, anyone getting over 25 shamrocks per shift will earn $1 per shamrock over the limit."

  18. Like all those food products that can't actually use the name we associate with it, like having to use "drink" instead of "juice". Or "choclatey coating" because they can't legally say chocolate.

  19. “Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.”

  20. An old line from a Canadian comedian:

  21. Don Harron doing his Charlie Farquharson character, but the joke has probably been around for centuries.

  22. Dante Alighieri was a real person who wrote an epic poem called Inferno (and sequels Purgatorio and Paradiso) charting the progress of a fictionalized version of himself through hell, purgatory and heaven, respectively. Satan is fictional character appearing in Christian mythology, including Dante’s poems.

  23. I also find it amusing how he keeps running into famous figures that think he (Dante) is super cool, whilst casually running across his enemies suffering their just punishment for being his enemies. It's bible fan fiction Mary Sue stuff.

  24. I disagree; it's a quirky genius who solves mysteries in his spare time.

  25. Babylon 5 had races so old and advanced that in one episode humans were compared to ants (or some insect crawling on a plant). Few of us would notice the insect and some might swat it out of existence without a second thought.

  26. G'Kar : [points to a flower with a bug crawling on it] What is this?

  27. You know, if we just drop a nuke into the damn thing we can stop the sharknados AND the bomb cyclone.

  28. Pyroclastic flows can spread out pretty far, man. I wouldn't be risking it like these people are. I'd say they got extremely lucky.

  29. Yeah, they're all watching like "It's a hurricane of heat and death racing towards me... I wonder if it will be my friend?"

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