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  1. yea i get that part. but from my understanding, in an overnight repo transaction, the HFs have to repurchase the securities the next day. So while they do raise some cash for a day, the next day they have even less money (cuz haircuts). So why are they doing that?

  2. WSB & COYS crossover… fucking love it

  3. Edit: They said later in the convo they are working out a solution with IB.

  4. rensole and coffee in the morning. this is truly the way

  5. this is what i call german consistency

  6. congratulations!! are you gonna name him keith?

  7. this is the wholesome shit i come here for :’)

  8. nah dean is muggle born. in the fifth book when seamus and harry have a fight (because seamus’ family says that harry is lying) harry asks dean if his family also thinks that, to which he responds with “nah my parents are muggles mate”

  9. dude i’m a retarded gme bull but i have a question. some whales have bought a FUCK TONNE of calls @300 and EVEN FUCKING MORE @800 that are expiring tmw. wouldn’t they want the price to reach to those levels tomorrow so they don’t let those calls go to waste? i don’t get why you think it should be a stagnant day tmw with all these calls

  10. the 800 calls are super cheap so i would just consider them icing on the cake - nothing worth altering strategy for. as for the $300 ones, I would be shocked if we are not back in the 300s or 400s by tomorrow so those will all go ITM

  11. makes sense. thanks for the clarification g

  12. I think he means that price lowering + low volume = bullish

  13. it’s after hours volume lol during the day it went up to 58mil i think

  14. This is old news. There are articles in Dec 2020 written about him selling at a 20% loss. Interesting find though...

  15. ah my bad brother thanks for the correction

  16. there's 0 chance this goes to 100k. If it does i will eat my own poop

  17. in 2 weeks, watch her hit you up with a “can we get a coffee?”

  18. Last time we reached the moon. This time destination is Mars, lads.

  19. don’t worry about it king. i have no idea where the sell button is anyway.

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