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  1. Knew this would be the top comment before I opened this. Post-Flower Boy Tyler at least.

  2. This. Dude is a legend honestly. More talented than all the Kardashians combined

  3. Just don't collect them from the strip beside the highway, or next to the dog park.

  4. Bullshit. You can’t just keep all the good ones to yourself!

  5. Maybe a full service grocery store would be better, that way if you want barbecue chips or plastic bags you don’t have to go to two stores.

  6. Baked and wired has a million flavors, they are all way more creative and more generous with fillings/topping than Sprinkles.

  7. Oh! I’m with you. I’m an anarchist too but I’d call the state the lesser of two evils. I can move to a different state easier then I can move to a different country.

  8. This a civil rights issue we’re talking about. This decision will severely impact low income women of color more than anyone else. So fuck whatever other rhetoric you’re trying to push here.

  9. Imagine having to explain to the idiots who appointed him that they’re the reason the economy is fuk

  10. You know whats crazy? I found out his wife is my childhood’s friends aunt. I wonder what the conversations are like during the holidays lol

  11. Please ask and tell us that would be hilarious lol

  12. I kinda want to but we haven’t really spoken in so long. We were childhood best friends. Sleepovers, summer camps, all that shit. I think he was the first person to show me how to google ‘boobs’.

  13. Yeah and I envision a hot tub full of naked muscle men.

  14. As much as I hate Zuckerberg, I wouldn’t take this claim lightly. The guy invented the largest social network to date. What you and I envision is vastly different from what billionaires think of. Just saying. I’m not supporting it, just to be clear, but I wouldn’t just write it off as imagination.

  15. Man, people act like anyone who was in the right place at the right time is a visionary fucking genius.

  16. I thought that too. There’s definitely a point to your argument. But in all fairness, this seems to be the direction we’re headed in regardless. So while it may not be Zuckerberg who accomplishes it, the idea itself does not seem so farfetched within our lifetimes.

  17. Definitely this. The sound is identical to the one that passes my house twice a week.

  18. I fucking love skating. It’s one of the few joys left in my life. I love to see the city come together. Cars can go a eat a fat one

  19. More than happy to support them as long as they aren’t being jerks, running into people at high speeds, or disrupting everyone else’s life here. Should they be able to upset other people because it brings them joy?

  20. Stopped arguing with random strangers on internet.

  21. On that note, I stopped arguing or getting mad at other drivers when I’m on the road. It has made my life a lot more calm and peaceful. There will be assholes on the road forever and beyond. No use in trying to prove something, or getting angry. If you let it go, you both will move on minutes later. It’s petty shit

  22. Got my first salaried job (52k/yr) at 24 with no college degree. Graphic design position, but also, it was my passion and I spent 5-6 years freelancing and building a strong portfolio.

  23. This. There's a difference between, "I'm a grown up and need to live with my parents for financial or medical reasons," and then there's "I never moved out of my parents' house and my mom still does my laundry."

  24. Exactly this. My friend moved out of the city to live with her parents for a while. She makes six figures, and wanted to spend time with her parents after living away for 10 years. She just found an apartment but was able to save up money to move to where she always wanted to.

  25. gonna need an example so i can ask designers out.

  26. Haha, that’s a good one. We were both typography nerds, so my line was, “Let’s reduce our kerning to 0.”

  27. This is really fucking rad. I love owls and plan on getting one as my next tattoo

  28. Absolutely any corporate buzzwords/phrases used in a business context.

  29. Where were all the trigger happy cops that kill people for reaching into their pocket when you needed them? These people were literally breaking into a government building and using physical force and weapons against the police. Anyone who set foot inside the building should've gotten the Babbit treatment. Fuck every single one of these people.

  30. But if a guy wants long hair and also doesn't always want it blowing around, why not wear it in a bun?

  31. Currently growing out my hair. I’m at about 9 months and it’s not quite long enough to make it a full pony, so I settle for a bun with the back of my hair sort of falling back. It really helps keep my hair out of my face when running or working out. I have really thick hair and always just wanted to grow it out. Posts like these are annoying because it’s not really a weird trend. People have been growing out their hair for far longer than cutting it if you think about it.

  32. To save space I keep my golf clubs in the trunk. Never had to grab them for such purposes but they’re back there…

  33. I keep my skateboard in my car. Nothing like a 2x4 on metal trucks if I ever need an emergency device

  34. Idk i’m sick of it. Grew up in the dmv. I moved to NYC for four years, then Austin, then back to DC. I’ve seen it all and done it all. It’s ok. Doesn’t beat other major cities by a long shot. The people and food was way nicer in Austin. The lifestyle and adventures were better in nyc. Can’t wait to leave

  35. I'm biased, but Mt. Pleasant is one of the best neighborhoods in the city. Great community.

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