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That’s so wrong
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When you follow your heart, love is the answer
Innocent laughter
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When you come across a feel-good thing.
A golden splash of respect
When laughter meets percussion
Shower them with laughs
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- By - Ryanfunroe
So I ordered McDonalds via DoorDash and found this in the bag. Not only did the DoorDash driver get my order wrong, but I think he messed up some poor dude’s plans…
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Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
- By - Xagreuss
This light on this guy
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When you come across a feel-good thing.
- By - afjecj
So I haven't had internet all day (Comcast, no surprise). Turns out the neighbors had internet installed this morning, and the technician just. unplugged mine.
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- By - b3nchvis3
my brother vacuum sealed the only scissors in the house
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Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
He do be dancing though
Shower them with laughs
- By - ShotArtist8
Hey there blimpie boy, flying through the sky so fancy free!
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Same
My 6-year-old now says, "See that stuff in there, that's why your X didn't work." Replace X with whatever we are looking at in that moment.
Haaa
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Remember this when it’s hard.
And the context was perfect. Like it was his first impeccably delivered Simpsons quote and I’m so proud.
Raise your hand if you say this all the time.
Are poo and ass taken
Mr. Snrub. Yes that’ll do.
I like the way Snrub thinks.
Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.
That’s the last time you slap your Willie around
This.
Can I borrow a feeling
Could you lend me a cup of love?
Oprah
They would have built something around him. And it would have been boffo!
I always always quote this.
“I never knew you were such a Beatles fan.” “Of course I am, they were bigger than Jesus!”
Buenos ding-dong-diddley dias!!
“And that mule went on to save spring break!”
Did he survive? I’m having the same problem.
I actually like the aesthetic, but I agree that it likely won’t manifest auspiciously. I see where you’re going with the minimalist and sleek, curving lines, and those are actually really good. If you could keep with that theme, but just avoid sleeping underneath what will overtime feel oppressive and like holding you back I bet you will be better suited with that choice.
YEAH!!!
Ok, here’s the thing I’m guessing that he’s not being sincere and can’t say he just doesn’t like you. What’s far more important: did you like him?
I would never consider booking under those parameters. And if my husband booked and I didn’t realize it…I would flip out once I learned of it. Unless you’re booking in an environment where that would be expected, nobody would find this reasonable. Guests book AirBnB to have a home away from home. Timed showers make me feel like I’m staying with my parents. Gross.
He may have messed up that dude’s plans but Kim sure dodged a bullet.
House sitting. Gotta put laundry in before bed. Procrastinating laundry, therefore procrastinating sleeping. Hooray!
Hello. Hello! Hello?
Looks like Wolverine got at it.
Blinded by the light
Haa
Haaaa. Oh man that sucks.
…you know you can wash them, right?
Forever unclean.