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  1. Hey there blimpie boy, flying through the sky so fancy free!

  2. My 6-year-old now says, "See that stuff in there, that's why your X didn't work." Replace X with whatever we are looking at in that moment.

  3. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Remember this when it’s hard.

  4. And the context was perfect. Like it was his first impeccably delivered Simpsons quote and I’m so proud.

  5. Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.

  6. That’s the last time you slap your Willie around

  7. They would have built something around him. And it would have been boffo!

  8. “I never knew you were such a Beatles fan.” “Of course I am, they were bigger than Jesus!”

  9. I actually like the aesthetic, but I agree that it likely won’t manifest auspiciously. I see where you’re going with the minimalist and sleek, curving lines, and those are actually really good. If you could keep with that theme, but just avoid sleeping underneath what will overtime feel oppressive and like holding you back I bet you will be better suited with that choice.

  10. Ok, here’s the thing I’m guessing that he’s not being sincere and can’t say he just doesn’t like you. What’s far more important: did you like him?

  11. I would never consider booking under those parameters. And if my husband booked and I didn’t realize it…I would flip out once I learned of it. Unless you’re booking in an environment where that would be expected, nobody would find this reasonable. Guests book AirBnB to have a home away from home. Timed showers make me feel like I’m staying with my parents. Gross.

  12. He may have messed up that dude’s plans but Kim sure dodged a bullet.

  13. House sitting. Gotta put laundry in before bed. Procrastinating laundry, therefore procrastinating sleeping. Hooray!

  14. …you know you can wash them, right?

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