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Apple is threatening to take action against staff who aren't coming into the office 3 days a week, report says
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While my family with young kids were staying at this airbnb, a old man walked into the backyard and started draining the pool.
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Oklahoma police captain arrested for DUI, repeatedly begs officer to 'turn your camera off'
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New FL textbooks edits
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I needed this today
A smol, delicate danger noodle.
OBJECTION!
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
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I'm in this with you.
*Lowers face into palm*
Hold up, what was that?
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Yup
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That's a little funny
A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing
I'm catching the vibration
Let's sip to good health and good company
So buff, wow
Did somebody say 'Murica?
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Big Brother wants to control what you talk about in public
I'm genuinely flabbergasted.
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Are you being serious right now?
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Churches are a cult
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9th grader sues over Pledge of Allegiance confrontation
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Girls in Texas could get birth control at federal clinics — until a dad sued
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Ezekiel 23:20
So, that’s how became the king. Good on ya, Carol.
There is no need to go into the office other than managers have to justify their positions
And real estate or employee population contracts because tax breaks.
What is a VPN, Alex.
New high score for bowling
Guranga!
I have a plan, Arthur! Tahiti!
Gravy seals.
Meal Team 6
Neilmed nasal lavage
The squeeze bottle, not the pot. I do it daily.
Lords of Dogtown 2
The Search for Animal Chin?
Not what I was implying actually. Telling the police a bunch of people are firing weapons means they go in weapons drawn and tend to fire first ask questions later. An innocent person could ah e been shot by policeZ
Define innocent, please?
You have been fined one credit for violating the reddits parameters
He doesn’t know how to use the thee shells!
I feel attacked…
You need to make an appointment first.
Probably a Freudian slip at this point.
You rang?
Absolutely, I just need you to confirm your mailing address.
Don’t you guys already know it?
HEY, stop trying to steal MY personal agent
Tell me how their username makes you feel…
They out here playing 4D chess
Respect my authoritah
Should have just complied.
They pronounced it “articulate”.
He was “so well spoken”.
No wonder my step dad’s been acting all pissy lately
Maybe he got stuck the dryer.
There's another ambulance one block back, they'll get 'em cleaned up.
Garanga!
Please declare x within the for loop. I cannot merge this code smell into production. Sorry.
x? What a monster. It is always an i
A higher court?
lol
I mean, they already live in Kentucky...
South Ohio
Instructions unclear. Now have a brick on my dick.
The appropriate response is the “jerk off hand motion”
Oh no! Anyway…
The Elders
Fhtagn.
One day maybe corporations, corruption, and greed will no longer get the blind eye..
Taco Bell will win the war!
Is this a crossover episode?
Erica! What are you doing here?
Cries in Michigan
A wild Pennsylvania appears.
I'd say 'used' but the USPS never did anything wrong to me.
So much junk mail.