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Bus driving was attacked while driving
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My friend that uses scissors to cut pizza
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How sure are you that big squeez will happen? This is how confident I am!!
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Mother fatally shot 'at point-blank range' while pushing baby in pram in New York City | US News
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Sex with extra steps…
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Karen Seeking Revenge On Cable Worker
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Found this in my coconut water after taking a sip.
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I can tell he’s from Florida 🌴
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The CCTV footage of the brutal assault of Rudy Giuliani, where he said if he wasn’t in better shape, he would’ve fallen, cracked his skull, and died.
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I'm in this with you.
That's a little funny
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Did somebody say 'Murica?
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He must own the road
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Security dragging out asshole at forbidden door, crowd agrees he fucked up
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Moass confirmed, rocket already took off
This is stupid. They scan each package cause they're different weights.
Meat should already be weighed and priced when you grab it from the fridge/ freezer area. That’s what OP is referring to.
Correct. What am I missing? Each package has a different weight and a different price. The cashier will scan each package because of this.
Can anyone translate or give me the reason for this fight?
She said "what stop is this?" He said "This is Sparta!"
Buzzkill Lightyear
We do this at our house. We just don't have dog food all over the top of our pizza.
Guessing Grandpa swiped them off a dead German. Same way my uncle got the diamond ring he brought home for Mother.
My grandpa had the exact same binoculars. I don't know how he got them or why he kept them. When I tried to look through them I did nazi anything.
I would break in at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Nice wort. Work*👌
That G spot needs a big squeeze
What a disgusting thing to read. What kind of deranged human does that.
Well, "pram" means "stroller." Maybe they're from a different country. Doesn't make them deranged.
One time my dog ate a box of raisins. It wasn't pretty. Chukumba'd out of both ends for two days.
So basically both are being fucked with a 3rd party doing all the work. A win-win for lazy people, I'd say.
3rd party getting fucked by not getting fucked
Somebody check on Beck
If left put a shirt on then they would both need to go and find different shirts
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Drop tools from above. If you can dodge a wrench....
Why would anyone get that mad?
No internet
My husband says it’s probably mold and/or dirt build-up from a giant tank the coconut water was sitting in. Or even build up in the many pipes it was processed through. Just so happened to get knocked loose and end up in your carton.
Put the mold in the coconut.....
Put the smoke back in the battery, and it should be good.
Smoke the smoke and fly home.
His hair translates to stupid in kanji and ASL.
You call that Venti? It's not even a Tall.
$40 extra for that bone
Hot dog and a handshake?
At least it was handjobs in the women's locker room
He's out standing in his field
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Cause they're used to riding bikes?
What happened?!
He fucked up
So you can't shoot up into your hemorrhoids?
All I see is a very large forest.
I can't see the forest for the trees