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Sex with extra steps…

When laughter meets percussion

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

*Lowers face into palm*

The CCTV footage of the brutal assault of Rudy Giuliani, where he said if he wasn’t in better shape, he would’ve fallen, cracked his skull, and died.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

I'm in this with you.

That's a little funny

Innocent laughter

For an especially amazing showing.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Did somebody say 'Murica?

Prayers up for the blessed. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.

So buff, wow

When laughter meets percussion

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing

A glowing commendation for all to see

This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth

He must own the road

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

  1. This is stupid. They scan each package cause they're different weights.

  2. Meat should already be weighed and priced when you grab it from the fridge/ freezer area. That’s what OP is referring to.

  3. Correct. What am I missing? Each package has a different weight and a different price. The cashier will scan each package because of this.

  4. Can anyone translate or give me the reason for this fight?

  5. We do this at our house. We just don't have dog food all over the top of our pizza.

  6. Guessing Grandpa swiped them off a dead German. Same way my uncle got the diamond ring he brought home for Mother.

  7. My grandpa had the exact same binoculars. I don't know how he got them or why he kept them. When I tried to look through them I did nazi anything.

  8. I would break in at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

  9. What a disgusting thing to read. What kind of deranged human does that.

  10. Well, "pram" means "stroller." Maybe they're from a different country. Doesn't make them deranged.

  11. One time my dog ate a box of raisins. It wasn't pretty. Chukumba'd out of both ends for two days.

  12. So basically both are being fucked with a 3rd party doing all the work. A win-win for lazy people, I'd say.

  13. If left put a shirt on then they would both need to go and find different shirts

  14. My husband says it’s probably mold and/or dirt build-up from a giant tank the coconut water was sitting in. Or even build up in the many pipes it was processed through. Just so happened to get knocked loose and end up in your carton.

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