News from kosherkatie

  1. I’m here for the shameless thirst traps from our hunky foot soldiers. It’s inspiring me alright!

  2. Congrats to all of you for your hard work and achievements but can we chill on this trend of flexing in the sub ? I feel like I’m part of an alpha community now.

  3. Katie I hope you have the BEST Friday baby! And thanks! Fuck baby it's FRIDAY!! WOOOOOO!

  4. Dude same. My face was red and hot! I get flare ups on my face and arms when I’m really stressed or angry. That kid is just so unbelievably awful. I wanted to crawl out of my skin

  5. This guy should’ve been spit out —not swallowed, by his mother

  6. Dude this guy is killing me. He reminds me of my abusive ex. I fucking hate his patronizing attitude, gaslighting, and hypocrisy. Does he not hear the words coming out of his own mouth? I feel like I’m on crazy pills!

  7. Hi Bob!!! If you had to choose your top three albums of all time, what would they be?

  8. I’m so jealous you got to have Jeff’s hand on your shoulder 😭 oh how I wish lmao

  9. No idea what it actually was, but when I was 11 or 12, a thick black spider crawled up my leg while I was on the toilet. I went flying like I hit an eject button lol

  10. Not sure you should rely on luck next time you drive like an asshole in the rain and endanger the lives of everyone around you on the road

  11. Attack us?? No way, we are too entertaining for them. We are an intergalactic sitcom, and you never know what's going to happen next episode.

  12. This is exactly what I thought! We’re their version of big brother or the Truman show. All the little alien families tune in every week to see what dumb shit humans do next

  13. Im about to start blasting bluegrass music, back off everyone, I will be the first one to greet Jack and Gina on earth 👽

  14. Dude this sounds like a blast. I bet aliens have music we can’t even begin to imagine

  15. “Benign balloons” my ass. I just woke up to a call notifying me that my old command in Bethesda just entered FPCON Charlie. I think this is becoming very serious, very fast. Whatever it is, we should be concerned

  16. That’s my old command too! 08-13. But it was always going into lockdown for so many different events/situations.

  17. We had a bomb threat when I was there but I never got the text message lol my mom found out about it somehow and called me in a panic

  18. I just got a notification that my old command in the DC area just entered FPCON Charlie. I looked up the force protection levels to refresh my memory and this is what Charlie means, “Applies when an incident occurs or intelligence is received indicating some form of terrorist action or targeting against personnel or facilities is likely.” Uhhhhh I’m concerned

  19. It was training exercise, nationwide. I got the same alert.

  20. You got the alert this morning too? Hmm well that’s a relief I guess. I wonder how long it will stay elevated. I haven’t received anything else about it

  21. Alright, we’ll leave you behind when the aliens come and pick us up on their party bus

  22. Isn't that the cover story they used in Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

  23. I just watched this tonight and the similarities between the film and current events are pretty unsettling

  24. This was my grandmother writing to my dad back when he was in his early 20s. I wish she could’ve lived to see the prequels!

  25. Invest in a solid vacuum!! I seriously have to vacuum the couch and rug at least once a day to keep up with my little guy’s shedding. Winston is the most clever dog I’ve ever had but he’s also stubborn as heck, as corgis usually are. Thankfully he’s highly motivated by training treats. So definitely stock up on those and a slow feeder bowl. Congrats!

  26. One of my high school friends claimed that Rebecca Black lived across the street from him in Los Banos, CA when he was a kid. I’d be mind blown if this was true, but she vaguely said she’s from LA?

  27. I think this could be used to seriously educate young men on what consent actually is. I’ve encountered the exact scenario more times than I’d like to admit, with guys ranging in age from 21-32. In their minds they didn’t think they were doing anything wrong, but I had to get pissed and blow up at them for them to realize I was seriously saying no. One of my best guy friends kept pestering and pestering one night when he was over at my house. I lost my shit and he apologized to me afterwards. Ruined our friendship and I told him I was not comfortable spending time with him again. I don’t believe he was coming from a place of malice or trying to assault me, but I had to tell him, “how many different ways do I need to say no before you get it?” It made him look at himself differently and he felt ashamed. I think he learned a lesson from it and that’s all that matters to me. I’ll probably get downvoted, but it’s important to educate men on consent no matter their age. It’s actually pretty rare that I encounter men who stop and ask for consent each step of the way. It’s sad, but it’s reality

  28. Sounds just like my ex that I posted to this sub. Absolutely nuts. Please get yourself far far away from this person

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