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As the lawsuit filed by Virtu against the SEC clearly shows, these petitions work! So how is this second petition by Dave Lauer still not at even the minimum target? 847k members strong Superstonk: do your thing!

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This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth

Thank you stranger. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.




Ryan Cohen on Twitter: Finally

When you follow your heart, love is the answer

I'm catching the vibration

Add my power to yours.

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I'm in this with you.

He do be dancing though

Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

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Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

When you come across a feel-good thing.




Today I learned [DRS & LFG]

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Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

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When you come across a feel-good thing.

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Can't stop seeing stars

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  1. Fuq me today is gonna suck. Well not really since I'm a self employed business owner but any way, stayed up all night with the snow man and my wife banging all night our kids went to bed late as fuq so we thought for sure they'd sleep in hahaha nope the youngest is up at 6:45 asking for all kinds of shit.

  2. I care even less since I, nor you can influence the results. I have my shares and they are comfortably in my name.

  3. We all influence the result lol. Sharing information is good.

  4. Probably to kill moths from setting up shop in their shit?

  5. How the fuck did that even happen? Does it have anything to do with the accident below or just crazy coincidence?

  6. Dayum. I'd be constantly pulling that baby out and having a look...

  7. It was free on YouTube just recently. Probably still is. If anyone wants to give it a 100th watch....

  8. Needs a hole in the seat too. Then just press a button and have your chair self dock itself onto your toilet.

  9. Or. OR. We are spending because we know our money is being devalued rapidly? So a lot of us are in the mindset of spend immediately....

  10. FTX was actually pretty good, it took them a couple hours to collapse. 9/10 would collapse again

  11. Collapsed without prison time though. Typically you should lose points for that.

  12. Part two of the most entertaining saga on earth is definitely when apes get the money.

  13. Just today I noticed one of my dogs had knocked over one of my succulents. When I set it back the thing had honestly bent at such a sharp angle the entire plant was perfectly sideways lol. I feel like they might actually like it.

  14. Put out peanuts for blue jays. They won't tolerate having a hawk around. It's just something I've noticed.

  15. Is there like a way to advertise the peanuts to the crows somehow, do you reckon? I put out snacks for the birds and squirrels who always find it but the crows never come for anything.

  16. I don't care about the economy, but I hope the bear ends up okay.

  17. It's actually a true story and it didn't end up well for the bear sadly.

  18. The most interesting tid bit is that there was actually a bear who ate 15M dollars worth of cocaine and just died high as a mf

  19. This is why you never want to cut your cocaine with powdered sugar.

  20. Can't help whatsoever but I'll comment for visibility because that is really fucking cool looking

  21. I'm glad you did. I just came down to the comments to make sure someone else did.

  22. But the fire will be green even without the sulfuric acid because of the formation of trimethyl borate

  23. A small wood chipper or leaf mulcher probably would do the job.

  24. You don't get the million but at least you get the honor of being voted out as a threat.

  25. But I also hate so many of you. There is no chance I'd tolerate half of you in person

  26. 4. Except the hammer - which is currently propping the door open…

  27. 5. Or the door prop which is currently being used to jack off the SEC.

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