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  1. If there is a British word equivalent to Schlep-rock. That's what you are.

  2. Per code in most localities, this space may only be used for storing tailoring mannequins, a vintage crib, Tibetan foot locker with unpickable lock, treasure maps, jars of formaldehyde-preserved body parts, a phonograph, antique bladed tools, and/or a wardrobe that serves as a portal to another dimension.

  3. Don't forget mute over-sized but gentle reclusive relatives.

  4. You could have the floor re-done on the bias. It would look interesting and be the most cost effective way to remedy it.

  5. Montablan couldn’t get any work after the movie, unfortunately. No one would hire an ex Kahn.

  6. Pretty much. Villages tended to send us their dumbest, most useless opioid addict villagers to be in the ANA. I would take an 18 year old American high school drop out with no military training except Call of Duty over ANY of the ANA guys. I cannot possibly explain fully how stupid and useless these guys were. Anybody that worked with them could have told you that they wouldn't last a single day.

  7. Religious zealotry and a diet low in iodine doesn't help either.

  8. Shaking instant print Polaroid pictures. It does nothing. We do it because the old peel apart Polaroids were wet, and our parents/grandparents fanned them to dry them quicker.

  9. Fuck Him. Not because of the racism, draft dodging, chicken hawking or wife beating. Fuck him because he didn't want Blazing Saddles to be made.

  10. There was a time when you would only see your favorite movies again was when they came to the big three networks. The networks would run 30 minute preview shows in the Fall touting the acquisition of big theater movies. They would be horribly chopped up for commercials with censored scenes and dubbed over profanity. They would pan and scan for the square screen thereby ruining the composition (especially big 70MM epics) Sometimes a movie would take 3-5 years after the theatric release before it was shown on TV. Gone With The Wind took almost 40 years to finally be shown. (It would be re-released every few years in the theaters) My sisters screamed when they made the big announcement that it was finally coming to TV.

  11. The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down. Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead

  12. Pre-gouge it with handheld stripping tools (they roll across and punch little holes) Then spray it with wall paper paste remover. Then steam the crap out of it. Humidity is your friend here. Soften it up and it'll let go. This is the way.

  13. William Burroughs, One night while drinking with friends at a party above the American-owned Bounty Bar in Mexico City, a drunk Burroughs allegedly took his handgun from his travel bag and told his wife Joan Vollmer, "It's time for our William Tell act." There is no indication that they had performed such an action previously. Vollmer, who was also drinking heavily and undergoing amphetamine withdrawal, allegedly obliged him by putting a highball glass on her head. Burroughs shot Vollmer in the head, killing her almost immediately

  14. I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh!

  15. Craftsman style was a rejection of overly ornate Victorian architecture. It featured a natural administration of materials and was an extension of the European Arts & Crafts movement.

  16. Don't forget the 2% for looking in the mirror TWICE!

  17. The movie is great fun. Shirley MacLaine plays a widow who keeps jinxing men who become wildly driven after they marry her, but wind up being cartoonishly killed by their success. Great sets, costumes and a stellar cast of Hollywood leading men: Dick Van Dyke, Dean Martin, Gene Kelly, Paul Newman, and Robert Mitchum.

  18. None of your facial features are bad, but somehow your face is.

  19. There's place by me that has a wall of New Old Stock cartridges. They have never failed me when looking to replace 80+ year old parts in my house. Plumbing City True Value Hardware Canoga Park CA

  20. Starts arguments with the phrase "You don't even KNOW Me pendejo!"

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