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The Memo: No, really — What if Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez runs for president?

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  1. Greg gutfield is trying, it's just not funny. it's really hard to make being an asshole funny to a general audience. it's just hateful bigotry that he laughs at, so its supposed to be funny? no concept of what a joke is whatsoever.

  2. Because right-wingers punch down, which is extremely unpleasant to anyone who isn't an asshole.

  3. He could walk to Atlanta if he has no other way.

  4. If he had friends they'd all make fun of him, and we'll just laugh along.

  5. Yeah I had a hard time believing that along with the virus being 2 years ago now it’s crazy

  6. They could have even just done an orange tabby with no need to license anything.

  7. "By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on Instagram in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out."

  8. Just as Bob was decrying the mind-numbing content on TV without producing that himself, the author is decrying Instagram becoming a wannabe Tiktok while not using that aspect of the service. So not really ironic, despite what he said.

  9. Considering hes trying to be Tory leader thats a pretty good play from him.

  10. Come on man :( the whole world is watching us right now, could at least take the time to get the right "you're" haha

  11. Maybe it was an offering, like "This is your welcome!"

  12. It's by no means determinative, but probably worth noting that Gerald Ford and James Garfield are the only two US presidents who came directly from the House of Representatives. It can be done, but history shows it's very rare.

  13. Gerald Ford was never elected, so he doesn't count.

  14. Or, you know, literally any other number than 1.

  15. My god I hate the way the media reports on election night. Why do we need to treat counting like it's actually part of the race. Oh candidate A is gaining ground! No they aren't, all the votes have been cast. Somebody won and now we're just trying to find out who. Just let them count them all.

  16. That is not the conclusion that NATO came to, they predicted all out nuclear war would only kill 2-4 billion people.

  17. Oh, is that all? I'd prefer not to live in Fallout, thanks.

  18. "Look at Taiwan, Maury! Look at this, it looks just like me! There's no way I don't own it!"

  19. What's not funny is that it will have barely progressed its story before the next Doctor Strange movie comes out in 4 years.

  20. Fun fact, the Maze of Many plot was wrapped up 10 years ago.

  21. I never got why pies in particular were cooled on the window sill. Everything else cools off just fine in the house!

  22. Then I'd vote for her in the primary and then for the establishment Dem that would get the nom.

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