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If you’ve ever met my father he is incredibly humble and has never talked much about his work in aerospace. He worked on the James Webb telescope prior to retirement. He was a featured in the news today upon the announcement of the successful launch of James Webb. Here he is doing an inspection.

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  1. I have been drinking Barkin beans coffee for about 10 months now, Kyle is awesome and very knowledgeable, he's local and a great cause

  2. I love coffee and go to Scout Coffee on Main. Had no idea Blue Springs had a custom roaster. Is it possible to pick up orders at their store as I live in Blue Springs? What coffee and roast do you like from them? Thanks

  3. Thanks! I've been drinking light roasts at Scout's and I can taste a world of flavors vs Starbucks standard one overly dark roast for all.

  4. Unless the kitties are really old. I have one that sleeps all day so he has to get them done at a vet because they grow like logs. Never seen anything like it before but the vet says it’s due to lack of movement AKA old man sleeps 23.75 hours a day and only gets up when he hears the canned food open.

  5. Another huge gubmit agency I've never heard of. Maybe the FAA will waive airline pilots from knowing about the jet engines on planes to stem the pilot shortages?

  6. Thought I heard Hoffman say the creama is spooned off the liquid in competitions.

  7. Someone planted that idea in his grey matter and then adds it to his teleprompter. He's forgotten about it by naptime.

  8. Stuff'nenvelopes always good for a laugh. A legend in his own mind.

  9. Could they make big enough to cover 5,000 burning acres?

  10. Hope you saved the Walmart receipt for a no hassle return the next day.

  11. And then the doctors who performed the surgery all died mysteriously. It’s a very plausible conspiracy that he didn’t die on that table.

  12. His goons performed the difficult Colombian Necktie surgery on the doctors.

  13. You'll wind up with a guy " friend " you never knew about if you leave it up to her ....just saying.

  14. If asked to take part in DP, never be the bottom guy.

  15. I'm not famous for anything and got 2 jabs and a booster and no complications at all.

  16. We need Eliot Ness back in police departments now. Imagine watching Bob Stack playing Ness, then watching Monk reruns?

  17. Okay, you didn't get the recognition you thought you deserved. What's your plan for the rest of your life starting tomorrow, December 26?

  18. Each app has its purpose. Tinder is for hookups. POF is for dirty hookups. Bumble seems to have a lot more churchy people. OKCupid has settings where you can search for non monogamy for all you poly folks out there. Play the numbers game. Get em all, swipe a lot and hope for the best.

  19. Churchy people want to hook up on Bumble? What church do they attend? 😁

  20. I knew a lesbian who was embarrassed by the idiots in the news pretending they represent her.

  21. How cool would it be tooling down the road with a cobra in front of you?

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