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  1. She was shot in the heart by Kai. But perhaps the show will have the Prophets revive her, since the star map was incomplete.

  2. Kai is becoming the figurative and literal savior of the show. If she kills Kwan in season 2 I say make her the protagonist of the next game. Lol

  3. In season 2 we'll go to Madrigal with Master Cortana, link up with the angry teenager with the weird haircut, find the square Halo so she can lose her virginity to a Forerunner AI and save humanity.

  4. "I don't like how they're using public money" is more honest and useful than "the government is stealing my money".

  5. This comment reminds me of that tweet on the front page a while ago that said libertarians are like house cats because they're convinced of their fierce independence while being completely reliant on a system they don't understand or appreciate.

  6. I wasn't trying to insult you. Your description of people who don't "agree" with taxes just made me think of that. I do feel like libertarianism requires sort of an immature and shallow understanding of how government works.

  7. Rest assured lots of guys list unacceptable physical (and other) traits. They very openly state their preferences for physiques. There's been plenty of profiles that I swiped left on because they said they want thicc or athletic and I'm skinny but I'll be damned if I'm going mountain climbing.

  8. That's still kind of different though. A better comparison would be if all these guys were literally listing a weight limit in their bio.

  9. I’ve rolled my eyes at a dude in the past when he claimed he was 5’8” (unsolicited). I looked down at him and thought “Dude, I’m actually 5’8” (woman with flats on). I don’t care about height, but I do walk away from liars.”

  10. If anything, this thread seems like a really good justification for men to lie about their height. At least on tinder. When something like 50% of women on there (and there already aren't that many women compared to men) straight up put in their bio "don't even talk to me if you're normal sized you piece of shit". Lol

  11. While at work, a former coworker of mine was hog tied and carried off by US Marshalls for CP/sexual assault of a minor. None of us had any suspicions about it and we worked with him every day. Yeesh!

  12. Yeesh doesn't really seem like a strong enough reaction to what came before it. Lol

  13. Feel like attempted murder really does deserve more than 5 fucking years.

  14. It's always insane to me how many countries' legal systems seem to go "What? The person you tried to kill survived by sheer happenstance despite your best efforts? Well, no body, no big deal. You get 2 years."

  15. You ever wonder why people do that? Like I'm sure it's involuntary and I'm not saying I'm some badass who springs into action when something goes wrong, but I can't imagine seeing something like this happening and my first response is to freeze and make the loudest nonsense noise I can.

  16. Even more terrifying is that, by all accounts, this is a very accurate portrayal of the real man. Read an account once that described him as "a demon in man's flesh" and said that he was considered unkillable by mere mortals. Which is hilarious considering that his entire gunslinger career took place while he had tuberculosis. Can you imagine the stories we would have if he had been healthy?

  17. Huh? Everything I've ever read about Doc Holliday indicated that he was a dentist turned gambler who got into a couple of scuffles and killed a couple of people in very specific circumstances (like the gun fight at the ok corral), but all specifically stated that his reputation as an ice cold gunslinger was all rumors and made up stories.

  18. Do you guys even watch the videos anymore, or do you just click random threads and type "Totally staged"?

  19. I just told my husband the other day I don’t think I could be a guy, because the hip thrusting would be exhausting 😂

  20. You're never on top? I can't imagine it would be too much more exhausting than that.

  21. I hope this doesn't come out as rude/naive/pesemistic. How many of you guys use RCS on a daily basis with a majority of your contacts? (My view is going to be very biased since I live in the US).

  22. I use RCS with everyone who has an Android phone who I don't already use telegram or signal to talk to. I know some people have issues with it or whatever, but everyone in my family with Android phone seems to have gotten it working just fine, and most of them don't know anything about tech.

  23. best looking was definitely the nextbit robin. that sweet minty two-tone color and comfortable plastic body (even with the corners) was amazing, and the speakers on the front were neat looking

  24. Man, that phone doesn't get enough credit. Aesthetically it was gorgeous. It always reminded me of a piece of tech from the movie Her.

  25. It has the best camera in phone reviews, but from forced beauty modes to shutter lag and blurry photos, anyone who has had a Samsung phone knows the disappointment of using a Samsung phone camera.

  26. You're getting downvoted, but if you go to the latest Samsung phone subreddit right after they launch a new phone, it's always filled with posts from people who are really disappointed with the camera after seeing it praised in all the reviews.

  27. Compared with my iPhone 13 or Apple Watch 7 yes, you notice that right walking inside an Apple store, however ideally I would never use any touch without screen protector, without cover? Yes, but the screen is the main thing, the one on my iPhone 13 is super no fingerprint no matter what.

  28. My Air doesn't do the oleophobic coating thing with a screen protector on, but it's frustrating because I usually don't use a screen protector on a tablet, but had to with my new expensive iPad just to keep my fingers from sticking. Very odd.

  29. Not major but adding the scrolling nuisance and the price tag…not really an “Apple Product”!

  30. My Air 4 has this. Also, the screen on my Air 4 feels like there's no oleophobic coating. Like your fingers stick to the screen and it's really hard to swipe. I had to put a glass screen protector on it just to make it usable.

  31. And im saying that for me personally it's a complete dealbreaker, if you feel that way then good for you

  32. You're getting downvoted because all of your replies throughout this thread include a line claiming you're receiving some kind of downvote persecution. Lol

  33. even if new evidence comes to light and clears him I will forever view him as a misogynist for calling women wh___ c___ and h_____

  34. The fuck is this supposed to say? Why did you censor yourself? You can say curse words on the internet.

  35. Caterers woke up at dawn, and sliced bagels and boiled coffee, so that people would have the fuel to make DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS PEOPLE.

  36. So, anyway, look for my new movie coming next summer...RAPE STOVE: THE STOVE THAT RAPES PEOPLE

  37. Finally, I've been waiting for a bit to get a smartwatch, hoping for good things and reviews this summer.

  38. It's not coming out until fall, so I'd imagine there won't be reviews until October.

  39. My son told my father in law he was fat. “Not funny fat but big fat” definitely hurt his feelings.

  40. As a fat guy, I kinda don't get that. The kid didn't mean to be rude by saying it, and it can't be a surprise to your father in law that he's fat if he is indeed fat. I've had young kids call me fat a few times, and I'm always just like "Yeah, lol Watch out for Cheetos. They'll get ya."

  41. Several items that the video says iOS cannot do, but it can...

  42. Serious question because I don't know, but does it actually quit apps when you swipe them away in the recent apps menu in iOS? Or does it just remove them from the recent apps menu?

  43. Android 13 is usable today. You simply sign up for a beta with your Google account and it gets pushed to your Pixel.

  44. Android 13 is usable in beta today, but they're only on the second beta release. Android doesn't add new major user facing features until the beta releases after the IO keynote. It's always been like that.

  45. I have the opposite problem. I use iPhones for my work cell and every generation misses touches for me. I don't use screen protectors so that's not the issue. Their fingerprint scanners are pretty good though. I've never had touch issues on Android devices, but until the S10 Samsung's fingerprint sensors weren't great. 🤷‍♂️

  46. iPhones always feel to me like icons and buttons have smaller touch targets than they should. It always feels like if you don't tap an icon right in the center it won't recognize the touch.

  47. There's also a ton of women. And they are vicious about it.

  48. I wish more people would realize this. Up until a couple of years ago, more women than men opposed abortion being legal. It's flipped since, but it's still like 48%/52%.

  49. Apple Maps isn't even a decade old...

  50. I disproved your point with facts. Google hasn't been consistent with their Pixel 6 series updates.

  51. Or, and this may sounds funny to you but they simply prefer iPhones

  52. No, I worked at a phone store for several years and Apple really is the default for a lot of Americans. As in they haven't even thought about or tried anything else. They started using iPhones back in the day because it's the pop culture choice and never second guessed it.

  53. Lol. So you think iPhone users prefer iPhones because they haven’t used android so they’d automatically love android if they did? Good god.

  54. That's not even remotely what I said. Go back and read it again. Maybe slower this time.

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