There was a great line on 'I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Clue' (UK radio show) regarding Lionel Blair (camp-but-straight UK presenter, now dead) on Give Us a Clue (UK TV show: essentially, charades):
I vividly remember my friend showing me a tik tok that said “I bet the porche from cars has a tight little muffler pussy” and honestly, I haven’t been the same since
There's adult content in those movies. In the first one the two groupie Miatas (Mia and Tia are their names) call out to McQueen to get his attention and then flash their pop-up headlights at him. The implication could not be more obvious.
Man, I had to go back and re-read the pages leading up to that as I was like “surely this is Beverly dreaming or something” but no. I understood the purpose, but no that was weird as fuck I felt weird reading it
Didn't I see a parody about this somewhere? Remy turned out to be a progidy in bed as well, and Colette got really mad when she found out that's why Linguini insisted on keeping his hat on.
Idk what would be worse, daughter in the moms body fucking her moms fiancé, or mom using her daughters body to get dick from some high schooler(therefore cheating on her fiancé).
Fun fact about Good Will Hunting: Matt Damon and Ben Afleck wrote that movie together. When they were shopping the script around to several movie producers. Turns out that they decided to write a scene where Robin Williams character performs oral sex on Matt Damon’s character completely out of any context. Of all of the movie producers they handed the script, only one of them said “Ummm, the script is good, but there’s just this one scene that doesn’t make sense…” And that’s who they sold the script to, because it showed that they actually read thru the whole thing.
Natalie Portman is often perceived as cold and distant from fans. The reason is that when she received "fan mail" after The Professional a non-insignificant portion of it were detailed rape fantasies about her.
Most of these are pretty low-hanging kids’ movies fruit, so I’m gonna go with Mrs. Doubtfire. I can’t think of a single damn reason why a sex scene would be in there or where it would even go. I dunno, maybe if the inspector lady was a lesbian? lol
My funny fantasy is in The Incredibles, when Helen punches Mirage and Bob starts reeling her in while she says let go and he kisses her, they start hate fucking right then and there
Oh dude, “I am legend” easily; remember when he’s hitting on the mannequin? If we got a scene where will smith is humping a mannequin all seriously, breathing down its neck and shit.
The LEGO Movie.
"Giant sausages, oh I LOVE giant sausages!" -Emmett
"Everything is threesome, everything is cool when you're part of the team"
clack clack clack clack
12 Angry Men
6 gay couples with sexual frustration.
“I had tickets to the big game! (Angrily rips them up) guess I’ll have to find some other diversion….right here in this room”
12 relaxed men by the time movie finishes
There was a great line on 'I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Clue' (UK radio show) regarding Lionel Blair (camp-but-straight UK presenter, now dead) on Give Us a Clue (UK TV show: essentially, charades):
Home Alone
Kevin's mom and dad are finally alone in their suite, Kevin's mom is on her back thinking of the USA.
Finding nemo
Grinding Nemo
Marlin would have the time of his life. Dory would just forget immediately after.
That would be further complicated by clownfish physiology.
Cast away
But wasn’t it just him and his imaginary friend who was a beach volleyba- oh. Oh my god
You just made me realize that dude probably jizzed all over that island. Good ole Hanky Spanky.
Life of Pi
With the tiger as the big spoon
Up
If it were the first few minutes it would be sweet.
Cars
Ay lemme see yo carshole
Getting that cussy
I vividly remember my friend showing me a tik tok that said “I bet the porche from cars has a tight little muffler pussy” and honestly, I haven’t been the same since
How the fuck would cars even do "that"?
There's adult content in those movies. In the first one the two groupie Miatas (Mia and Tia are their names) call out to McQueen to get his attention and then flash their pop-up headlights at him. The implication could not be more obvious.
Cussy
That sweet Cussy
Minions
They do have bananas
I don’t even want to know the sounds they would make
King Kong vs. Godzilla
They did the monster mash
King Dong vs. Godzilla
Inside out
I dunno, my Sadness fucks my Joy all the time.
There’s totally a sixth emotion called Lust. It’s just never seen because Riley is too young and the adults have Lust under control.
The Prolapse
Boss Baby
So you're telling me that babies aren't produced in a factory and don't already have predetermined roles in society?
How do you think babies are made?
E.t.
E.T. CUM HOOOMMEE!!!
Better wash that finger.
Babe
Black Mirror, S1E1
To be fair, with Babe being an eating pig, he was fucked from the start.
That'll do pig, that'll do
It.
I was an over-sexed kid when I read the book and even I was very uncomfortable.
Ugh don't remind us
Man, I had to go back and re-read the pages leading up to that as I was like “surely this is Beverly dreaming or something” but no. I understood the purpose, but no that was weird as fuck I felt weird reading it
Choo choo?
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There's a porn parody called Edward Penishands...
Sadly his hands would be the only one scissoring.
It had the scene where Joice tried to seduce him. Considering that the whole is a live story, a sex scene would not be too weird.
ratatouille
Didn't I see a parody about this somewhere? Remy turned out to be a progidy in bed as well, and Colette got really mad when she found out that's why Linguini insisted on keeping his hat on.
Monsters Inc
After they broke up, the only thing keeping Mike Wazowski going was tentacle hentai.
Bee Movie
Ya like Jizz?
It almost had a sex scene in it...
Jerry Seinfeld talks like he’s having an orgasm every other word though. Maybe it could work!
Strangely, I think it would be totally fitting in that movie.
It's hip to fuck bees
An American Tail: Fievel Goes West.
You mean Fievel Goes South!
Freaky Friday
Can't believe I had to scroll this far for this one... "Honey, I'm home!! Hope your ass is lubed, it is Fisting Friday after all!!!" 😳
SNL had a sketch about this...
Idk what would be worse, daughter in the moms body fucking her moms fiancé, or mom using her daughters body to get dick from some high schooler(therefore cheating on her fiancé).
127 hours
His rock-hard dick got stuck, so he had to cut it off.
Any Disney or Pixar animation. Doubly so the ones that have nonhuman protagonists.
Olaf no
Dem Pixar moms got some good dough tho
I'm 99% sure Simba and Nala get it on when they are feeling the love tonight.
Beauty and the Beast including an orgy with all the objects in the castle.
Or we can just accept Belle's a furry and move on.
Isn't that just the end of sausage party?
This reminds me of the Sausage Party (movie) orgie...
Willy Wonka
Oompa Loompa Doopity Do. I'm going to stick my dick where you poo.
I mean, why do you think Grandpa Joe and the rest of them never got out of bed?
Apollo 13
Someone busts a nut on the control panel and all hell breaks loose.
"Guys, the heater is off, we are in space, so lets take our clothes off to stay warm. Houston said so."
Fun fact about Good Will Hunting: Matt Damon and Ben Afleck wrote that movie together. When they were shopping the script around to several movie producers. Turns out that they decided to write a scene where Robin Williams character performs oral sex on Matt Damon’s character completely out of any context. Of all of the movie producers they handed the script, only one of them said “Ummm, the script is good, but there’s just this one scene that doesn’t make sense…” And that’s who they sold the script to, because it showed that they actually read thru the whole thing.
Dr Seuss used to write swear words in his manuscripts for the same reason
Any Ernest P Warrel movie
Jesus why isn't this higher. "Ernest Goes To Step-Sister's House"
Oh my God. I fuckin hate you right now.
Ice age
Honey! My balls are cold! Can you maybe warm them up for me?
Driving Miss Daisy.
Put a Super Mario spin on this and you've got a porno.
Toy Story
Didn't Bo Peep and Woody technically do it at the end of the first movie?
You’ve got a friend in me.
Snow white and the seven dwarves
I'm certain this sex scene already exist....
She simps for the imps
Enemy Mine
But Jerry ends up pregnant anyway. So…
I paid to see sci-fi action, and I got some kind of gay love story with a reptile
The Secret Life of Pets.
the night life of pets
Legit just Star Wars. Maybe not that much weirder than the loads of stuff on certain places.
Idk Rey and Kylo could‘ve been fucking and the story wouldn’t change much.
Like grandpa wookie masturbating in the VR goggles during the Christmas Special?
Yes. Imagine Jabba trying to stick his baby slug inside of Princess Leia.
I am Legend
With the dog or the zombie things?
Wreck it ralph
Oh yeah, he's definitely gonna wreck it alright
Rule 34. No exceptions.
“If” it did? I’ve seen plenty that “were” ruined by it
Men in Black
The title is perfect for a porno.
The Martian - Watney has his hands full staying alive already.
If Dune taught me anything it's that bodily fluid is too precious to waste when not on a water planet.
Lol in the book he did say he wished he would find a sexy alien to bang.
Whats weird is that there is probably a rule34 for every single comment here.
Please never remind me of that again.
Stephen King's IT.
If I killed a killer clown from space an orgy is in order
Ahh the infamous gangbang scene in the books
We all fuck down here
Kiss me, fat boy!
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Schindler’s Fist
Leon
Natalie Portman is often perceived as cold and distant from fans. The reason is that when she received "fan mail" after The Professional a non-insignificant portion of it were detailed rape fantasies about her.
There is one. Matilda's mom and step dad have sex in the bathroom and Matilda walks in on them.
That movie gave off the vibe that there could have been an implied sex scene off-screen.
127 hours. When he cuts his arm off and decides to use it one last time
Mr bean
"oui, oui, oui, OUUUIIIIIIIII"
Phone booth.
Space jam, teenage mutant ninja turtles, toy story, the animated one where you follow the feelings of people in their head I forget name
I don’t know..I think a lot of the Internet wanted to see a Lola sex scene for Space Jam.
The brave little toaster
What are you doing, step-blanket?
IT, the book has an orgy at the end, glad they decided to cut that for the film.
Cast away. Imagine Tom Hanks screwing a volleyball.
Wilson… you raped Wilson! Now he’s all deflated and sad
Jumanji
Yes, amongst all things that happened, I'm surprised one of them wasn't to get face fucked by an alien princess.
Most of these are pretty low-hanging kids’ movies fruit, so I’m gonna go with Mrs. Doubtfire. I can’t think of a single damn reason why a sex scene would be in there or where it would even go. I dunno, maybe if the inspector lady was a lesbian? lol
Nah, it would have to be "Mrs. Doubtfire" getting railed for the comedic aspect of it.
You are totally right here.
The green mile
......there is sex already? He goes all night with his wife?
Batman V Superman
DC is short for Dick Contest y'know.
Max Payne. The movie was lifeless having a sex scene would just make it worse and awkward.
Saving private Ryan
Saving Ryan's Privates
My funny fantasy is in The Incredibles, when Helen punches Mirage and Bob starts reeling her in while she says let go and he kisses her, they start hate fucking right then and there
Over mirages unconscious body orrr?
There is a lot of Incredibles porn out there. I’m ashamed that I know this.
The Muppets
You knew Miss Piggy and Kermit wanted it tho.
The Lion King (1994)
The most well animated “do me” eyes of all time.
Caaan you feeeel the loooove toniiiight
Lord of the Rings. One of the things I like about it is the lack of overt sex.
Too busy walking.
Pretty sure it’s a slow mo sex scene with arwen’s ghost overlay at the background.
Froto thinks to himself, "I wonder what would happen if I use the ring on my penis?" He slides it on, and it disappears.
Gimli: I never thought I’d experiment with gay sex with an elf.
Wall-E
He bout to WALL-EAT dat ass.
The Zapruder Film
The Curious Taste of Benjamin's Butthole
Who TF gave this a Wholesome Award?
angry upvote
It actually gets less pedo as it gets more pedo.
A dog's purpose
Home Alone
Spy Kids
Elmo in Grouchland
That already sounds like a porno.
The boy in the striped pyjamas.
That’s fucked up
Caroline
Coraline?
Scooby doo
Like, zoinks Scoob, I don't think it can go any deeper.
Back to the future part 1 in the car
Trolls.
The Empire Strikes Back, if you know…
Oh dude, “I am legend” easily; remember when he’s hitting on the mannequin? If we got a scene where will smith is humping a mannequin all seriously, breathing down its neck and shit.
Will Smith searches for peanut butter so he can get his dog to do that thing again.
Cuties
this one right here Chris Hansen