What is the best food to be armed with in a food fight?

  1. Plate of spaghetti wins for mess factor. It sticks and looks like a bloody mess. And will take out anyone in the vicinity and no one gets hurt. When you’re finished fighting you can easily get another plateful if you’re still hungry. There’s always more spaghetti.

  2. When arming yourself for a food fight you're going to want to consider the utility of the foods around you. A pie may seem natural, but they're hard to aim and not very aerodynamic. Something you can roll up into a ball would be far more advantageous. Mashed potatoes would be easy to sculpt and provide a decent splatter on impact. Gravy amplifies the splatter, but decreases structural integrity.

  3. Those buns that grandmothers save to make breadcrumbs or croutons out of or whatever. They get so fucking hard, you could probably throw them at other people's faces and it would really hurt

  4. Fennel. Although a novice would grab it by the stem to hit someone with the round part, it's way more efficient to grab it by the round part and hit with the stem, which is more pointy and could poke out eyes.

  5. Tomatoes to blind people with if u throw them hard enough by tomatoes I mean the big ones that splash open

  6. Mashed potatoes or squash. Something mushy you can grab two handfuls of at a time that will go everywhere when flung.

  7. Katsuobushi. According to google "Katsuobushi is made by repeatedly smoking and drying boiled deboned filets of katsuo. The result is a hard, wood-like block of smoked fish that has been recognized by Guinness World Records as the hardest food in the world." so it's likely pretty strong and would do a lot of damage.

  8. Hot soup, coffee, etc. Anything that you can throw at someone and give him/her painful burns that will put him/her out of the fight.

  9. Takes me back to a food fight I found myself in junior year of high school. someone in the fight was able to throw a chuck of cobbler. (Forgot what filling)

  10. Surströmming. Chemical warfare all the way, baby! (If you don't know what it is, google it. Or better yet, youtube it)

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