What's your favorite movie quote?

  1. "They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds."

  2. Oh my god, Jules and her stupid fucking friend just came up to me and asked me to buy them ALCOHOL. You know what that means? She wants my dick, in and around her mouth. Edited, yes I forgot how to spell Jules

  3. “He starts monologuing! He starts this prepared speech about how feeble I am to him, how my defeat is inevitable, and the world will soon be his, yada yada yada, he’s yammering! I mean the guy has me on a platter, and he won’t shut up!”

  4. So what your girlfriend fucked a dead guy. My mother's been fucking a dead guy for thirty years. I call him "Dad"

  5. “All the time you spend tryin to get back what's been took from you there's more goin out the door. After a while you just try and get a tourniquet on it.”

  6. “I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”

  7. "The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very, very brightly."

  8. “There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That’s one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other eleven?”

  9. "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

  10. “Ya and yer a lousy kindergarten teacher I see those finger paintings you bring home and they SUCK!!!”

  11. "Strange women, lying in ponds and disturbing swords is no system for a basis of government. If I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they would put me away!"

  12. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

  13. Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system.... Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

  14. It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

  15. "Those of you lucky enough to still have their lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now..."

  16. It's just now occurred to me that this is a reference to Pai Mei. He took her arm, straight up told her he could cut if off if he wanted, but decided that if it was his, he wanted it to be strong.

  17. I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly … stupid.

  18. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

  19. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened. But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.

  20. Well I guess I know what I'll be binge watching on YouTube, guess I picked the wrong week to give up (insert drug of choice here)

  21. I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen; it's the dead n****r in my garage.

  22. But if I'm right....and we can stop this thing. Lenny....you will have saved the lives of Millions of registered voters.

  23. Beneath this mask there is more than flesh, Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

  24. "does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it."

  25. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

  26. You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

  27. When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

  28. You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

  29. “You may be wondering ‘why the red suit?’ Well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed. That guy has the right idea, he wore the brown pants.”

  30. "Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." "Carla was the prom queen!"

  31. "Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?" Can't believe that line was in fucking Spy Kids. It deserves to be in a better movie.

  32. 21 + 22 Jump Street are so freakin funny. Love those movies. One of the rare comedies where I prefer the sequel over the first one, even though I like both.

  33. Anything from Holy Grail I can reference, every time. Collecting dishes around the house? "Bring out your dish!" We just built a new house on somewhat swampy land, that's been good for quotes for over a year. See a nice shrubbery? No one appreciates it like my family. Counting to three? "Five is right out!"

  34. “Why the FUCK would it be between that or Mohammed “ - Superbad in regard to the McLovin scene

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