What's the most badass villian quote?

  1. benedict to youg danny in last action hero: I should tell you that I have killed people smarter and younger than you.

  2. Pirates are evil? The Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!

  3. I always loved that line. And Bond's reaction to it was great, too. Just speechless - I mean, really, what is there to say to that?

  4. “Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I’m swamped!”

  5. You truly love each other - and so you MIGHT have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the story books say.

  6. Ghaul, damn. Was not expecting to see a Destiny villain on this. I’d have probably said ‘thanks for the memories, Guardian’, but that’s more because of the context. For anyone who hasn’t played Witch Queen yet, you’re in for a treat

  7. "A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your greatness."

  8. OOOOF what a fucking banger of a line. And then Phillip gets to break out his own a few episodes later.

  9. "I’m a mercenary. I don’t play fair. I play what I want. When you deal with a mercenary, then all decorum gets tossed out the window, so you go ahead with your cute threats and your watch beeps. Order will not protect you anymore, my friend. I will rain chaos, even if it hurts me, ’cause I would rather see you lose than win myself."

  10. Major Bison (Street Fighter movie): For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday

  11. "Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither and die. We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything." and "We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure." are also real badass

  12. My favorite quote from that series: “Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead and ask the ghosts if honor matters. Their silence is your answer”

  13. Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance. Incapable of understanding.

  14. That first conversation with Sovereign on virmire is the ultimate giver of heebie-jeebies. Also, if you can ever play that scene in surround sound at full volume you need to do it, it’s insanely intense.

  15. It’s even better when, after like three swings, Vader disarms Ezra and he raises his hands to protect his face, and Vader adds “Perhaps I was wrong” as a look of fear fills Ezra’s face.

  16. “I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.”

  17. “I will tell you, whenever men become so corrupt and wicked as to relinquish the path of equity and to abandon themselves to all kinds of excesses, then the Providence never fails to raise up a scourge like me to chastise a race so depraved; When the tyrants oppress their subjects to the limit, then God sends men like me on this earth to mete out his punishment to them." ~ Banda Singh Bahadur

  18. Prince Nuada in hellboy: “Let this remind you why you once feared the dark” then proceeds to unleash a bunch of tiny demon tooth fairies that essentially eat a room full of people alive, one tiny bite at a time.

  19. Golden Army is just an overlooked terrific movie. The story was maybe not as great as the first one but I think the visuals were even better.

  20. There are so many to pick from and actually so many in the final pages but it has to be Ozymandias in The Watchmen as he is confronted and explains his plan:

  21. "You know, I never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing, to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure. And of course, it's not only the immediate agony, but the knowledge that if you do not yield soon enough, there will be little left to identify you as a man." - Le Chiffre 'Casino Royale'

  22. “In my time, I’ve known men who inspire fear. Do you know what they have in common? They never say how frightening they are.”

  23. "You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. … And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

  24. Dammit Charles, you're supposed to be genius and you try to calm down the world's most violent Holocaust survivor with the freaking Nuremberg defense?!

  25. Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!”

  26. It's really more about Phillip Seymour Hoffman's delivery, but in MI:3 when Davian is tied to the chair in the plane and supposedly at Hunt's mercy.

  27. In this world, wherever there is light - there are also shadows. As long as the concept of winners exists, there must also be losers. The selfish desire of wanting to maintain peace causes wars, and hatred is born to protect love.Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist.

  28. Gotta give it to Disney: they've consistently portrayed Vader as the meanest, scariest dude in the room. They've also given him some awesome lines.

  29. Best line from the whole series. Always makes me laugh. That pause between you killed my father and his response is the perfect length. Just enough to think of a few dozen faces and not come up with anything obvious

  30. Blight didn't even sound like he was boasting in that scene. He sounded more annoyed because it truly didn't narrow down shit.

  31. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

  32. (Breaking bad)"You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!"

  33. “If that’s true, if you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.”

  34. Still one of the most iconic scenes in television history. Pretty much everyone knew who Walter White was already, but somehow that last sentence just launches him into a whole other tier of villainy.

  35. "My own mother thought I was a monster, she was right of course but it still hurts"-Azula from avatar the last airbender

  36. or "Well then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over." or even " I'm about to celebrate becoming an only child! "

  37. Your morals, your code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. When the chips are down, these “civilized people?” They’ll eat each other.

  38. The Devil (Viggo Mortensen), to a failed priest (Elias Koteas), after eating an archangel’s heart (Christopher Walken) - “No… you’re coming home with me. I love you, I love you, I love you more than Jesus!”

  39. J.K. Simmons was incredible as Omni-Man. My favorite is when the satellite starts warming up to blast him and he just says, "You wouldn't dare" with such menace.

  40. I just started watching Deadwood for the first time, and goddamn is Al Swearengen the most compelling son of a bitch that I love to hate to love.

  41. What a great performance of a sniveling little puke that couldn't handle not being the biggest man in the room.

  42. "No, people think they make choices. They think they're gonna steer right or steer left. But they didn't build the roads. The big choices already got made for them, a long time ago."

  43. Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

  44. Also the part where the Namekians are using all the cliche lines of people about to be killed and Freiza just keeps saying numbers.

  45. DBZA is GOATed, man. Unironically one of my absolute favorite shows. TFS did an incredible job making witty dialogue that still hits hard at the right moments.

  46. I think Ronin's to Drax was actually better. "I don't remember killing your family. I doubt I will remember killing you"

  47. "This party never stops, time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. Welcome, one and all, to Weirdmageddon!"

  48. "Oh wow! That's a great offer. How 'bout instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?"

  49. "Keaton once said, I don't believe in god, but I fear him. Well, I do believe in god and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

  50. I was hoping to find this quote here. I suppose it's not really that badass in itself, but yeah, the delivery was excellent. Plus, you know, there's a certain deep truth to it.

  51. That entire sequence was so great. You run the full range of emotions that you get with any good villain with a character that they basically introduce out of nowhere at the very end. Platinum somehow made you go from "who is this guy?" to "HELL YEAH FUCK THIS GUY LET'S KICK HIS FUCKING ASS" in like 10 minutes.

  52. Metal Gear Rising should be so silly, but somehow manages to be fucking cool as hell. The delivery of the lines helps the game so much.

  53. You killed a bunch of my men, and when I sent my men to kill your men for killing my men, you killed more of my men. Not cool,not fucking cool.

  54. "Anyone moves, or says anything, cut out the boy's other eye and feed it to his father. And then we'll start. You can blink. You can breathe. You can cry. Hell, you're all gonna be doing that."

  55. "Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? How da fuck am I funny? What da fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."

  56. There is a balance to the universe. The struggle to maintain that balance is the stuff of legends. For there can be no good without evil, no love without hate. Life needs death. Innocence feeds lust. There can be no heaven without hell, no light without me! I am Darkness!

  57. "You can't break a man the way you break a dog, or a horse. The harder you beat a man, the taller he stands. To break a man's will, to break his spirit, you have to break his mind. Men have this idea that we can fight with dignity, that there's a proper way to kill someone, it's absurd, it's an anesthetic that we needed to endure the bloody horror of murder. You have to destroy that idea, show them what a terrible, messy thing it is to kill a man, and show them you relish in it. shoot to wound, then execute the wounded, burn them, take them in close combat, destroy their preconception of what a man is and you become their personal monster. When they fear you, you become stronger, you become better, but never forget, it's a display, a posture, like a lion's roar, or a gorilla thumping on it's chest. If you lose yourself in the display, if you succumb to the horror, then you become the monster, you become reduced, not more than a man, but less, and it can be fatal." -the jackal, far cry 2.

  58. “You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fist-fight with you? No, you need an ace in the hole. mine’s Harvey.”

  59. Not sure why but this line has always stuck with me..."We live in a primitive time, don't we, Will? Neither savage nor wise. Half measures are the curse of it; any rational society would either kill me or put me to some use."

  60. "I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." --Agent Smith, the Matrix

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