TRASH TALK THURSDAY

  1. I WAS IN A STORE YESTERDAY AND "NOTHING ELSE MATTERS" CAME OVER THE IN-STORE MUSIC AND I STARTED HEARING IT IN ERIC CARTMAN'S VOICE AND NOW I CAN'T UNHEAR IT, EVEN FOR OTHER METALLICA SONGS.

  2. MY WIFE IS ALREADY PEPPERING THE MARIAH CAREY CHRISTMAS SONG INTO EVERY CAR TRIP PLAYLIST AND IF YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH THAT SONG YOU KNOW WHY I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS

  3. I NEVER REALLY MINDED THAT ONE. CAREY PUTS ON A WONDERFUL PERFORMANCE ON THAT TRACK AND IT'S UNDENIABLY CATCHY.

  4. HEY GUYS I'M CONFUSED. I'M IN ATLANTA WITH MY SEC CHAMPIONSHIP TICKETS AND THERE ARE NO OTHER BAMA FANS AROUND. WE'RE ABOUT TO GET BUKAKED BY GEORGIA RIGHT?

  5. THIS IS A FUCKING LIE BECAUSE I LIVE IN ATLANTA AND THERE ARE MORE BAMA FANS HERE THAN THERE ARE GEORGIA TECH FANS...WHICH IS TO SAY THERE ARE DOZENS!

  6. PLATE ARMOR IS IMPRACTICAL ATTIRE FOR THE SWAMPY TERRAIN PREVALENT IN CENTRAL FLORIDA OR SOUTH LOUISIANA AS IT PRESENTS AN ADDED RISK OF DROWNING IF ONE WERE TO FALL INTO THE WATER. POSSIBLY AFTER BEING WASHED THERE BY SOME SORT OF WAVE.

  7. HUGH FREEZE PAYS FOR SEX WHILE PREACHING ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT HIS DAUGHTER’S VIRGINITY IS TO HIM. NO THIS IS NOT A JOKE HE ACTUALLY DID THIS.

  8. MORE IMPORTANTLY HE DOES NOT HAVE THE COMMON SENSE TO NOT USE STATE PROPERTY WHILE COMMITTING A CRIME

  9. ROD GILMORE IS THE WORST ANNOUNCER IN THE WORLD. SHUT UP ABOUT DANIELSON OR MOWINS OR WHOEVER THE FUCK. UNTIL YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ROD GILMORE CALL A GAME THAT YOU CARE ABOUT, YOU DON'T KNOW RAGE. ROD GILMORE NEEDS TO STOP ANNOUNCING FOR MY OWN SANITY.

  10. Ṕ̸͚̍͜ͅÁ̴̧̲̥̥̭̥̎̆͆̈͝͠Ḯ̴̪̱̱̿̿̓̑́͌ͅN̸̡̈́͆̾̀̈̂̿̽̇̕ͅ ̶̡̭̫̌̈͛͊͌͂̏̕͝Í̴̦͎̳͖̮̲S̶̫̱͖̟̱̥̘̼̫͋̈̈́̋̇ ̸̡̧̧̛̗̝̩̣̎̆̏̊͊̋Ȃ̴̛̠̒̆̍̆̍̿ ̵̡̛̤̙̲͔̜͎̝̠̀͘V̸̡̧̪̣̣͍͔̙̫͗̂͗̀̄̈͆̐͘͝Ì̶̢͍̳̫̪ͅŖ̸̡̡̨̬̹͉̖̹̪͗́͌̉͑͆̀̎̀͝T̵̠̩̼̆̀̉̅͌́͠͝ͅŬ̷̦̺̬͐̓͌͂̏̋͛̚͝È̶̢̛̬̭̖̩̥̦͈̄

  11. I AM THE BIGGEST UTAH FAN IN THE WORLD. UTAH IS MY FAVORITE TEAM EVER. I LOVE UTAH. I LOVE CAM RISING. I HOPE UTAH WINS BECAUSE I LOVE UTAH. NO OTHER REASON.

  12. RYAN DAY ANSWERS THE QUESTION “ WHAT IF JOHN COOPER AND A CASE OF JUST FOR MENS HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY HASN’T BEATEN HIS CHIEF RIVAL THIS DECADE?”

  13. OKAY TRUE PROBABLY I’M JUST CONFLICTED BC TULANE DESERVES THEIR FIRST AAC CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP BUT ALSO WOULD BE A COOL BOOKEND IF UCF LEAVES HOW IT STARTED

  14. WHY AM I GETTING VIBES FROM LAST YEAR I KNOW WE ARE SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER THAN (L)SU BUT IM STILL LOSING MY SHIT

  15. IM SURPRISED THAT LIBERTY DIDN’T OFFER HUGH FREEZE A POSITION ON THEIR UNIVERSITY BOARD SINCE HE EXEMPLIFIES THEIR PRINCIPLES SO WELL

  16. A K-STATE ALUM IS THE REASON TCU IS IN THE BIG 12 AND HAS THEIR PROGRAM WHERE IT IS TODAY YOU OWE US THIS ONE FROGS

  17. I THINK WE NEED TO CONTINUING IMPOSING USC POST SEASON BAN. ITS ONLY FAIR. WHAT REGGIE BUSH DID IS SIMPLY UNFORGIVABLE

  18. IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE A MISTAKE, IT'S ONE WE ALL AGREED WAS WORTH TRYING. EXCEPT FOR A FEW NEGATIVE NANCIES, WHO WILL BE ABSOLUTELY INSUFFERABLE EVERY TIME WE LOSE A GAME OR ALLOW AN OPPONENT TO SCORE OR MISS A BLOCK OR ALLOW A PUNT RETURN OR JUMP OFFSIDES OR LOSE A RECRUIT OR...

  19. Having non-OUT XII teams in back to back playoffs would be huge for the conference, especially with expansion. Pulling hard for you guys.

  20. SHE HAS MORE FOLLOWERS THAN SIMONE BILES WHO IS ALSO ATTRACTIVE AND BETTER AT HER SPORT. ALSO DUNNE IS A BRUNETTE.

  21. YOU KEEP THE NAME OF THE LORDS CHICKEN OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT ILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOUR LIFE LIVING HELL YOU TAKE THE LORDS CHICKENS NAME IN VAIN ONE MORE TIME AND I SWEAR ILL FIND THE MOTEL 8 JJ MCCARTHY IS STAYING IN THIS WEEKEND AND SLIT HIS ACHILLES TENDON WITH A RUSTY KNIFE AND POUR POLYNESIAN SAUCE IN THE WOUND

  22. IT'S BEEN A WHILE BUT I'M SETTLING INTO THIS OFFSEASON CONTENT ABOUT OUR HEAD COACH AND (MOST OF) OUR COORDINATORS. THE ONE COORDINATOR I THOUGHT WOULD BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO GET LET GO WAS, IN FACT, ONE OF THE FIRST LET GO YESTERDAY. STRANGE FEELING, BUT A WELCOME ONE. FUCK YOU, G**** C******.

  23. I ain't sayin shit. I feel like I'm pressed against the jeep in Jurassic Park staring down a fucking t-rex. I've never wanted to win so bad in my life and it ain't gonna be my dumb ass mouth bringing down the wrath of the CFB elder gods.

  24. USING LOGIC AND RATIONALITY: TRAINS CRUSH WOLVERINES, WILDCATS ARE BIGGER THAN HORNY TOADS, AND TIGAHS ARE LARGER THAN BULLDOGS. MAXIMUM CHAOS THIS WEEKEND YALL.

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