What’s your favourite peep show quote?

  1. “Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown is savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.”

  2. That's the one for me. I'd laugh to myself randomly just thinking about that. Why is it chocolate? Why has Danny Dyer even got an homunculus? So fucking stupid 😂 so funny

  3. Although an exceptional quote I feel like it would either need to be really small writing or cover my entire chest

  4. It's a joke Mark, a Christmas joke. Of course I've got a turkey, it's an organic turkey. I spent ages researching it online, it's going to be delicious.

  5. And listen, while we're at it, there are systems for a reason in this world. Economic stability. Interest rates. Growth. It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, all right? It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth. And a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that. Now come on, fuck off!

  6. Oh, right now we're called Various Artists, just to fuck over people with iPods. We think it'll set us back two or three years, which is cool.

  7. Not so much a quote but my favourite bit is when Hans has brought the snake and theres some sort of party going on later. At some point you can see Hans in the background spinning the snake in a salad spinner, pointing at it and mouthing "fuck you"

  8. Real men don't get the earth to help carry their luggage, mate. They carry it themselves.

  9. I've got loads. "Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. God, life's relentless" is probably the one springs to mind the most. That and "the secret ingredient is crime"

  10. Depending how many of your mates, you go with the bad thing. One has "Was that the bad thing?..." Then another has "...no, not that, something else..." Another has "was it that? No, something wronger..." Then the last one has "the bad thing...that was the bad thing". Up to you if you start the last one with "sucking cock" but I'd advise against it!

  11. "I was gonna, you know, kick it up the other end and just put one right in their fucking goal hole, but… no dice"

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