What is this sword? (Wrong answers only)

the new leaked redstone sword

Holy shit you're right and there's also minecraft enchantment table language on the Redstone part!

Nah the new announcement on minecraft website said that they’re replacing the update with rubies. I’m hype for the update ngl.

Tell me, you don’t fear Vanguard operations. Do you fear the crucible Guardian?

I can't wait to see what you do with this!

A knife

Oooh, big problem. I kill plenty of spies. The dime a dozen back-stabbing scumbags. Like you!

100000 degree knife

Isnt that Halo from the Master Chief games?

John Darksoul

Wait yeah that's halo

A lightsaber

My first Guess!

Light Sabre from the 1992 space movie⁉️😱

[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

Did you say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] ?

The solution to our energy crisis

That would be Demonic Crucible

It’s obviously the master sword from mario

It's actually from Mega Mario Siblings, not Mario

Excalibur

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL

I HAVE THE POOOOOWWEEEERRR

AND MY AXE

Spoon

A comically large one

Mmmm yes, the mighty Spoon

An elegant weapon for a more civilized age

My cheese knife.

The deadliest in the west.

That's no sword my boy, that's my high-school principles paddle, the attitude adjuster!!!

That’s the lightsaber the halo uses right?

Kylo Ren,s lightsaber

A dildo

Anything is a dildo of you're brave enough

Only fit for those worthy to use it

Came looking for this

Bible

satan's buttplug

hell's master sword

The dragonslayer

Crowbar from Half Life

Dxxxivle XXL extra rip

That's clearly a keyblade.

Behold the Cricket Bat of Goth, reborn from the Ashes of the First Age, Defender of the Three Pillars and Keeper of the Eternal Wicket.

Energy sword

Hey my local butcher has one of those for the special meat :)

Magic Chinese sword

Gunblade from FF8.

John McPhallustiff

Excalibur

Devil Sword Dante

Sword of omens

Anything a dildo if u dare

The lightsaver from Space balls

Toothpick

I don't know how cam girls fit that but they always find a way

The butter knife

A dildo

The only sword that needs ammo

Lightsaber

Battery powered lightsaber

Obviously the great fire sword in breath of the wild

Lightsaber that skipped leg day

The Ultimate Letter Opener?

A really large bottle opener

The Excalibur

Limited edition doom dildo

Demoknight

Stout shako for 20 refined (sorry but inflation)

A sword given by the gods of minecraft

We don’t have the money for the real one type of sword

the sword of oden

the light saber from space balls

Well... You see... That would be the sword of the cosmos from that one minecraft mod. It's really weak, though. It takes 5 hits to kill something. If you one shot something with it, it's broken

1000 degree knife from youtube

It is a big dildo

I'm not sure but I think it's The holy sword from the heavens

I do believe so.

the cooler master sword

They are both blades of evil’s bane, The Swords that seal the darkness…

Excalibur, my god lad.

A katana.

Redstone Sword

That’s the Orange Crushtm Crüshible

It’s The opener of the pickle jar

Oh this is obvious, it’s a ceramic or metal container in which metals or other substances may be melted or subjected to very high temperatures

My new razor from Dollar Shave Club

Crucible

No way

Dildo

zweinhander

Ah! a knife in call of duty!

Really cool

Halo sword

Glorified Lightsaber

um

A really bad car

A hammer

Diamond sword ( from minecraft )

The cock and ball annihilator 3000

Forget CBT, CBA is where it’s at

Bro thats a lightsaber on steroids

Rebellion from DMC.

bucket

Nice, you found my butter knife!

Lightsaber 🤤

Go, Go, Power Rangers!

Glowstick

Lightsaber from Star Wars ofc

The sword that killed Olivia peirce akavthe spider master mind

That’s my netherite sword

The CumSaber

😛

The cup

Is that thanos

Demon sword from castle crashers.

Your mom

F off

Kruuseeball

Master Sword

RazeLighter

That's a klinger light blade from star trek wars episode IX a new generation

Bro is that the trainee sword from the myth of link games

The monado.

Zenith from Terraria.

Eyelander tf2

That's the spirit

that’s a crowbar..

Thats the energy sword from halo!

It’s a water gun

The final keyblade

nailclipper

Sword of a Thousand Truths

the coom crusher

I dont know, but that wall behind you is The Wall, from Pink Floyd

My sword...

The uncrustable

Ruby Sword from that one Minecraft mod from 10 years ago.

The Excalibur. yep

Falchion from Fire Emblem

The poop knife

The blade of dodo shart

Zoro's cursed sword

Doomguy's cock

A way to teleport bread?

Master Sword from the Legend of Zelda

Gae Bolg

Excalibur of course

Red power ranger

Energy sword

My lost butterknife

Redstone sword

Master Sword?

lahat chereb (if you look it up you’ll probably get a good laugh)

It’s the dull and old sword that Skyrim guards claim can’t even cut butter

Satanic butt plug

Mjolnir Satan edition

Katana from lego ninjago

A spackle mixer

A holly sword from the heavens

ahh, that is the crible, the one handed version of the crucible

Satanaic Buttplug

The crucifix

The Master Sword. (Watch someone else already comment this and me not knowing.)

a really big dagger

Redstone flux sword.

Femboy exterminator

downgraded chainsaw

Buster sword but red

That is a star

Wow don't tell me you've got a Minecraft lava-sword?!

The 1000° knife.

the red power rangers sword

The

the master sword

Is that tiger woods putter?

It's just a butter knife for making the worlds biggest PB&J.

Frostmourne

Hellboy’s dick

Portable Microwave

Middle tree Dawnblade running Lucent Blade and The Lament

Blood Fart Sword

Doom guys tooth pick

Sword to one hit Icon Of Sin

The star saber from transformers

dildont

It's not much, but it's an honest day's work.

The weapon british people use

the Master Sword

Energy sword

Butter knife

it's yonmu konpaku's katana

Ghost of tsushima katana