Trashy Romance Novel Cover Art Guy is here to pet dogs and steal your maidens, and he’s all out of dogs

That title is so accurate hahaha

First thing I thought of when I found the shirt.

Alright sliders now

Damn, now I have to go make Fabio.

Couldn’t find a Fabio hairstyle to save my life. A hotter Edward Kenway was my closest option.

Apropos of nothing, this makes me want to make Westley from The Princess Bride.

As you wish

You should make Zoro(OG, not One Piece rip off)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eAO5D2NQ7SQ

it’s the grey sweatpants for me.

Damn his nuts are so big one hangs to each side in those pants

Turns out when you resize your head to be proportional to the rest of your body, it makes other things bigger too.

What are the individual outfit pieces?

Prisoner’s Shirt

Thought this was Jamie Lannister!

It’s the clear absence of a missing hand that gives it away isn’t it?

I think you meant to said “pet your maidens and steal your dogs”

I like you and I also don’t like you for coming up with a better title. 😆

That’s Alexander Skarsgard.

He be getting all the maidens

Guybrush Threepwood?

Dude what outfit is this

Prisoner’s Shirt, Noble’s Pants.

As you wiiiiish

peter pan

Yeah, sorry OP, that's clearly Sawyer from Lost.

Very nice. I'm nearing the end of my prisoner shirt playthrough. Rocked the cloth pants for the sandals. Looks like i was chilling on the couch when the shattering forced me out the door.

Dastard ahead

I can’t believe it’s not butter.

But what if we are the maidens?

I bet he knows about Rats of unusual size and how to slay one properly

He will have to face me and my Godslayers Greatsword first

He shall has't to visage me and mine own godslayers greatsword first

Correction: He is here to pet dogs and finger maidens.

Unfortunate for him, as I am maidenless