I love this age when I spill coffee on them for the first time while I am posing for the cameras trying to make sure everyone sees the baby and hoping it keeps Alec out of jail.
Nope, nope no no no fucking way this woman gave birth a week ago. It takes close to two months for your uterus to return to normal size! This is just impossible. And then the boobies -- I guess that's supposed to convince us she was pregs? And also -- ees dirty the floor!!!!
Within the first 12 weeks of pregnancy, my rib cage expanded so much. There is no room to carry a baby in this picture. There just isn't. Yes, petite people give birth all the time, but there's a difference between small and absolutely nowhere to put a baby.
I am around her height and have been very thin my whole life. I have had 4 babies, first and second born my stomach went back pretty much straight away , my third baby it took a few months and then my 4th he's 2 now and I have a mum tummy. There is no way she has birthed all those children and has a flat stomach like that just weeks after her what 5th?? Birth. She is full of shit
Lol I love how she reads this sub, and then puts her big padded bra on (the one she was wearing during the birth) to attempt to make her boobs look like her milk came in…
If I ever see her in person again (the last time was during her yoga-grift phase circa 2011), it’s going to take ALL my self-restraint not to say, “OH STFU, HILLARY”
I think I’m the only who read this correctly. It’s not she who does the chores etc, but the baby. Pronouns can save lives. This has to be the youngest victim of child labor, recorded at least.
What age? You mean just born and you’re flashing bright lights in her face? What chores? Oh look you dropped all your baby weight in a week and time to showcase your store bought tit bombs. was it easy dropping all the weight because a surrogate carried the child? no one can convince me those are not frog feet that Grifter has.
What is the point of commenting on how "easy" this phase is when you have half a dozen other children in what you deem more demanding phases? It isn't like having one fresh lump-on-a-log aged child makes the older babies/toddlers/children "easier"..? It would still be easier to have stuck with 6 rather than add a 7th?
As someone who’s currently breastfeeding, there is no literal way she’s nursing right now. Those boobs are not doing any milking at this time. Even engorged, they don’t look like that and you would be in pain if they were. She’s insane
She is sick. I remember back when Pamela Anderson Lee held a very brief press conference or interview back in the early 2000's. It was after she delivered her first son. I was in awe how excellent she looked in her tiny tight jeans. Pamela is a small person but she still had a postpartum belly albeit not too big. Hillary is insane . She birthed Carmen and maybe a big maybe one of the older boys. Insane
When my milk came in with my son my tits HURT. I remember taking a super hot shower, crying and being absolutely miserable because of the bowling balls on my chest. She's so full of shit. Push-up bra, indeed!
I seriously don’t get this hallway. Is it inside the house? Is it the hallway outside the door? Why is their a huge mirror? Why is it like you said, like a Dr’s office?
There is so much wrong with this post and I have absolutely no idea where to begin. First of all, a pancake-flat tummy is NOT what a postpartum body looks like at all (especially if she allegedly claims to and shamelessly portrays all over social media to have carried and given birth to all of the other children except Malibu). Secondly (and most importantly), that newborn baby's head isn't being supported much at all. Finally, she's got her bare feet on the dirty apartment floor and she thought to post it all over the internet. Really, Hilarrhea?
Hey her ankle seems to have molded to a normal humanish shape where the bulging bit gone and she tucked her pant's in so we know to look at her super flat, flat, flat, just gave birth flat stomach. her breasts are so swollen but shes super mami no pain or leaky nipps here nipples of steel and her stinky clam is also healed tight pants no bloody show for her she god dam wonder woman sadly not an attractive one bring back Lynda Carter,
OH, it's That same corridoor AGAIN --- yawn ------- I'm beginning to think she lives in that corridor it's like a magnetic attraction to her that poor infant bet she frozen
If she wants to inspire, be real! Say something about your health, poopie diapers that explode, sore nips, healing lower region. Let followers know she understands how women feel after childbirth. She’s been through it at least once or has it been only once and she’s forgotten????
Right? The reality of having a newborn and being able to joyfully do chores with multiple children is not a real thing. I hope most mothers also don’t feel pressure that they should be up and about doing chores (baby in your arm or not) one week after delivering a baby. Rest! Your body was creating a baby for 40 weeks, then your body went through immense physical trauma delivering the baby, and on top of that, if you are nursing, your body is now adjusting, yet again, to producing milk, whilst being up all different hours of the day and night. There is a lot of rest that you need to do while you can! The first few weeks is hard, let alone the first year.
There is soooo much wrong with this photo. Her stupid face. Her pushed up boobs. Her skin tight legginos. Her bare feet on the diiiirty floor. Her CLAIMS of being with the other kids and doing CHORES around the casa.
She is absolutely living in a fantasy land where she's the perfect 50s mom. Even her hair styles and clothing choices look like they're from 1950. It's not a lie if you believe it.
Translation: “I❤️this age where they have no voice, no opinions. They are under my control. They have no interactions w/other kids or parents who may tell them “hey little ones—you live in the Greenwich Village version of Flowers in the Attic” & your mama y papa are bat💩crazy!
She seems to have a baby kink. A baby-and-boobs-displayed-on-social-media kink. Kinks are fine, but not without consent. A baby can't consent. This is just so weird.
Hopefully most normal humans are aware read up on at least watch videos of births child rearing without a nanny and see this is pure fantasy and even i know it is i don't have children but grew up in a large fam around friends who had kids young etc not one of those and there where a lot over 20 yrs have had miracle s like her births 7 kids no complication not even blood pressure swollen ankle never moaned nr end that she needed the baby out now no videos of baby moving around before birth inside the womb or of how her sleep was disturbed by naughty fetus acid reflux cravings no labour videos no stretch marks and i have a friend who was size 0 she had a 6lb baby her body is lit a tiger stripe her clam was nr stitched back together it took her years before she dared have another kid i saw and listened to what she went through how she felt so bad she couldnt breast feed because her milk didnt come in or wasnt enough and i sit and wonder how hilarious is allowed to preach around people who may be vunrable ie mentally slower people or on spectrum as i am myself but im meaning lower Iqs im mostly sad for her kids i really feel it for those kids i cant even exspress how awfull it is watching her laugh at her kids when she should be a proper mum still i cant unwatch either its not like me but i just cant seem to stop i keep hopeing that one day somone rescues those kids idk even know how that would happen sorry i wrote so much
I also love* the way newborns smell and their skin and hair is the softest thing ever, but not enough to have an expensive habit of baby buying. She does realize her drug is a human and a lifetime commitment..
Sadly I don't think she has the mentality you think she does I've been on this sub a few days now because she is in British papers nr daily and things I saw disturbed me more so now i don't know how she isn't in a secure unit but in America things must be very different here those kids no matter if they belonged to the king of England would be at least on cps list of endangerment or least neglectful parenting she lit collect s human dolls then tolerates them as they age till next one comes along
It’s probably because I’m 6 months pregnant, Nothing fucking fits, all of my maternity clothes are in the washer, I’m trying to get out of the house for a very rare and last minute date with my husband … but fuck this self righteous lying grifter. She is so full of shit!
I love this community. I’m calm and rationale now. Thanks for showing me support while I was raging and spitting venom into the world…. That being said, she’s still a self righteous grifter
I was going to say probably because their house was in variou states of packing but then I remembered that they definitely don't do any labour themselves.
Is this 7? I’m new here and joined bc I find her weirdly fascinating/awful. I can’t decide if I hate her for faking an entire ethnicity or being so thin and rubbing it in my face (despite popping out kids every year). I’ve only had one and at 40 so have completely struggled. Seeing her makes me hate myself. And how she says it’s so easy.
You’re new here! You’ll be pleased to know that she only birthed Carmen, the first. The rest were surrogates. Poke around here, and you’ll find all the evidence and interesting convo about it.
Do not hate yourself!! I’m sure you are beautiful. Weight is just a number. She’s thin, but a horrible, despicable person. You don’t want to be anything like her!
That shit eating grin tells me she is perfectly happy being remembered in the annals of history as a crazy celebrity wife. She probably thinks she'll be remembered as a Joan Crawford type legend - except with zero talent or contribution to anything artistic or otherwise. Narcissists need attention - good or bad. The worst thing that could happen to her would be to be ignored. I probably would ignore her if not fascinated by the train wreck that is her life and her daily incredulous antics. I feel so very sad for those poor children.
I’m 30 weeks pregnant and I don’t think I’ll ever touch leather pants and possibly jeans again in my life. I am not sure how anyone could wear leather pants so soon after birth
This is absurd. Yes you can hold a baby in one arm, but not for long, even if you are super Mami. I’d find it 1000% more plausible if she was wearing the baby in a carrier, because that’s something moms who actually have responsibilities and chores do. Can you imagine sweeping the floor, folding clothes, or cooking with a baby in one arm??
That just reminded me: my 2nd was very needy and had to be with me/touching me AT. ALL. TIMES. I ended up getting a sling. I just remembered bending over to take clothes out of the dryer with him in his sling.
Here's my take on the mirror: 1. she loves it because its warped and it makes everyone look magically thin. 2. There's nothing else to distract the viewer and she doesn't have to be careful about curating the background and giving away any secrets. 3. When she's obviously going out, its her signal to the paps -- here comes Mama and her brood, get your cameras ready. 4. She can do her hallway selfies any time - like 3am when the adderall is still going strong and the benzos haven't kicked in yet - and she doesn't wake up any normal humans in the apartment who are sleeping.
vapid ones. i remember nannying for a woman who wouldn’t breast feed so she could do coke everyday to get back to “107 pounds” meanwhile i made it very clear i’ve suffered with an eating disorder and didn’t want to talk about the fact a 3 month postpartum mother weighed less than me :/ selfish
Boobs.
Omg, how does she have time for this shit? Poor Ireland.
I love this age when I spill coffee on them for the first time while I am posing for the cameras trying to make sure everyone sees the baby and hoping it keeps Alec out of jail.
It’s the only time she likes babies when they are helpless, cleavage on display as per, she makes feeding a baby look slutty
Her head, feet and hands are so big. I wonder what kind of pills dr K was on while pregnant.
Yeah when you're feeding a newborn around the clock and dead tired you can really be present for your other kids. You lying piece of human garbage.
Never forget that a half truth is a whole lie.
Nope, nope no no no fucking way this woman gave birth a week ago. It takes close to two months for your uterus to return to normal size! This is just impossible. And then the boobies -- I guess that's supposed to convince us she was pregs? And also -- ees dirty the floor!!!!
Within the first 12 weeks of pregnancy, my rib cage expanded so much. There is no room to carry a baby in this picture. There just isn't. Yes, petite people give birth all the time, but there's a difference between small and absolutely nowhere to put a baby.
“Ees dirty the floor!” might be my favorite Hillary-ism
All I ever hear from her is “me me me”
In this picture there is only one thing she wishes us to see.
Two things
shes doing chores w her free hand LMAOO
I am around her height and have been very thin my whole life. I have had 4 babies, first and second born my stomach went back pretty much straight away , my third baby it took a few months and then my 4th he's 2 now and I have a mum tummy. There is no way she has birthed all those children and has a flat stomach like that just weeks after her what 5th?? Birth. She is full of shit
Same and agree! Especially with how close together these kids are, not sufficient time for her body to heal that quickly
6th birth. Allegedly
"Present with her other kids." 😂 she's just happy she has one hand free to take selfies.
WHY is she photoshopping herself to look thinner? She’s supposed to be what, 8 days postpartum? Bare feet in a public hallway is a choice.
The correct engrish is ... held with one arm
Yeah wtf is “able to be one armed hold”? We know you’ve spoken English your entire life Hilary, so you must just be a moron.
Put those grippers AWAY😧
until next time. Is this why she keeps having babies..to keep this phase going?
Lol I love how she reads this sub, and then puts her big padded bra on (the one she was wearing during the birth) to attempt to make her boobs look like her milk came in…
Lol her booobs the other dia were flat el pancakes ... shes an idiot
‘Blah blah blah… I’m a mom blah blah blah…anyway look at my tits in my push-up bra!’
Chores???😆😆😆 She can’t change diapers or bathe the baby with those talons that are her nails. Everything about her is fake.
If I ever see her in person again (the last time was during her yoga-grift phase circa 2011), it’s going to take ALL my self-restraint not to say, “OH STFU, HILLARY”
Please call her Larry.
I think I’m the only who read this correctly. It’s not she who does the chores etc, but the baby. Pronouns can save lives. This has to be the youngest victim of child labor, recorded at least.
😂
Chores, hahahaha all she does is post on ig
And I’m sure right after this picture she handed the kid off to a nanny no doubt in my mind
Yeah, way to be present with this child.
What age? You mean just born and you’re flashing bright lights in her face? What chores? Oh look you dropped all your baby weight in a week and time to showcase your store bought tit bombs. was it easy dropping all the weight because a surrogate carried the child? no one can convince me those are not frog feet that Grifter has.
🤦🤥
What is the point of commenting on how "easy" this phase is when you have half a dozen other children in what you deem more demanding phases? It isn't like having one fresh lump-on-a-log aged child makes the older babies/toddlers/children "easier"..? It would still be easier to have stuck with 6 rather than add a 7th?
As someone who’s currently breastfeeding, there is no literal way she’s nursing right now. Those boobs are not doing any milking at this time. Even engorged, they don’t look like that and you would be in pain if they were. She’s insane
They look quite soft and hoisted to high heaven- fellow nursing mom here
Looks like she smells of old milk and dogs.
Like you’re not just going to Door Dash another one in 5-18 months, Hillary.
How is it fleeting when you repeat it every 9 months?
Once again, Hilaria Baldwin runs from science as she insists on being a multi-grifter.
Bare feet in public hallway? 🤮 Also the push up bra when she supposedly nursing? Ummmm no.
Ees dirty the floor!
She is sick. I remember back when Pamela Anderson Lee held a very brief press conference or interview back in the early 2000's. It was after she delivered her first son. I was in awe how excellent she looked in her tiny tight jeans. Pamela is a small person but she still had a postpartum belly albeit not too big. Hillary is insane . She birthed Carmen and maybe a big maybe one of the older boys. Insane
Door dash baby, smelly tight fanny pants, bare feet and squashed boobs….great combo
She loves herself and her tatas so much more than her little baby. Poor little Ilaria.
Omg her boobs hahahaha she is bat shit!!!
looks hard to breathe
Fake. Ass. Bitch.
Breasts that are engorged with milk are different than large breasts pushed together by a bra. This is just….ugh.
A bra meant for a 13 year old
When my milk came in with my son my tits HURT. I remember taking a super hot shower, crying and being absolutely miserable because of the bowling balls on my chest. She's so full of shit. Push-up bra, indeed!
“…and also, these are my tits”
I'm wearing quadruple pushup to make them look engorged with milk
There’s the awful, shiny, yeast infection inducing pants, again.
Lolllll
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So she can shut the door on her other kids
That's the hallway outside of their apartment.
Those feet!!!! Yuk they freak me out
A real mom...I miss those days...keep it real .not like that paytas creature
Omg I know. My feet are gross so I don't take pics of them.... Hillary, read the room!
That’s their house? Looks like a doctors office hallway.
I seriously don’t get this hallway. Is it inside the house? Is it the hallway outside the door? Why is their a huge mirror? Why is it like you said, like a Dr’s office?
You would never know this was a wealthy man’s wife. She looks like anything but.
The baby was born a week ago, but her stomach is flat. It takes time for a woman’s uterus to shrink back right?
I’m sure the surrogate’s uterus hasn’t gone down yet
Yes, it does!!!
This is how she still holds Meddy.
So many crazies in the world… one hasn’t found this beotch yet????
There is so much wrong with this post and I have absolutely no idea where to begin. First of all, a pancake-flat tummy is NOT what a postpartum body looks like at all (especially if she allegedly claims to and shamelessly portrays all over social media to have carried and given birth to all of the other children except Malibu). Secondly (and most importantly), that newborn baby's head isn't being supported much at all. Finally, she's got her bare feet on the dirty apartment floor and she thought to post it all over the internet. Really, Hilarrhea?
Are we not going to talk about the low cut shirt because it's all I see!
She had a bump under her coat last night 😳
She did not just have a kid! Please! Spare me the lies!
Cringe to the 10th degree!
The push up and barefeet are giving budget only fan vibes and like ... Not in a good way
Why is she taking that photo in the hallway of her building?! Did she get locked out of her apartment?
It’s not fleeting as long as you have an unlimited supply of surrogates to secretly carry your children.
She’s nursed 6 kids but doesn’t know that push-up bras are a big no-no. Sure 🙄
🤩 whoa, that uterus snapped back quickly probably bc of her ahmazing pelvic floor exercises!
All that air humping paid off.
La flooooor esss dirtyy
Hey her ankle seems to have molded to a normal humanish shape where the bulging bit gone and she tucked her pant's in so we know to look at her super flat, flat, flat, just gave birth flat stomach. her breasts are so swollen but shes super mami no pain or leaky nipps here nipples of steel and her stinky clam is also healed tight pants no bloody show for her she god dam wonder woman sadly not an attractive one bring back Lynda Carter,
Stinky clam. Lolol
I've had zero children but even I can tell you that she is not wearing a bra where she can "nurse on demand"
You are correct. And at that stage, they barely make it back into a bra before they are back out again.
OH, it's That same corridoor AGAIN --- yawn ------- I'm beginning to think she lives in that corridor it's like a magnetic attraction to her that poor infant bet she frozen
I just see mastitis or a clogged duct with whatever bra she’s rocking 😖
If she wants to inspire, be real! Say something about your health, poopie diapers that explode, sore nips, healing lower region. Let followers know she understands how women feel after childbirth. She’s been through it at least once or has it been only once and she’s forgotten????
Right? The reality of having a newborn and being able to joyfully do chores with multiple children is not a real thing. I hope most mothers also don’t feel pressure that they should be up and about doing chores (baby in your arm or not) one week after delivering a baby. Rest! Your body was creating a baby for 40 weeks, then your body went through immense physical trauma delivering the baby, and on top of that, if you are nursing, your body is now adjusting, yet again, to producing milk, whilst being up all different hours of the day and night. There is a lot of rest that you need to do while you can! The first few weeks is hard, let alone the first year.
There is soooo much wrong with this photo. Her stupid face. Her pushed up boobs. Her skin tight legginos. Her bare feet on the diiiirty floor. Her CLAIMS of being with the other kids and doing CHORES around the casa.
Veiny titty balls - check.
She is absolutely living in a fantasy land where she's the perfect 50s mom. Even her hair styles and clothing choices look like they're from 1950. It's not a lie if you believe it.
Translation: “I❤️this age where they have no voice, no opinions. They are under my control. They have no interactions w/other kids or parents who may tell them “hey little ones—you live in the Greenwich Village version of Flowers in the Attic” & your mama y papa are bat💩crazy!
exactly
Go wash your filthy feet ya grifter
She seems to have a baby kink. A baby-and-boobs-displayed-on-social-media kink. Kinks are fine, but not without consent. A baby can't consent. This is just so weird.
It’s bizarre that you thought this post involved a “kink”
Sac of shit
Barefoot on a corridor used by other people. Spat, piss, shit, dogshit, bacteria whatever..... while raising a newborn.
She is so full of shit it’s filling up her boobs
Greatest comment ever.
Yes, who isn't doing chores 1 week postpartum in skin tight pants and dangling a baby ? 🤣
Who buys a baby carrier but never uses it
Chores. LOL
what constitutes a chore to her i wonder
She needs to be sectioned. Seriously.
Bwahahahaha……. sure Jan.
In Espain we show de tiddies & de feet on de corner when we sell de coochie coo!
You'd think if she was as "society" as her ego seems to think she is ... She would find a better place than the elevator hallway to take photos.
Right? Like buy a floor length mirror in your fancy apartment. It’s such a strange habit.
Baby girl’s kinda purple looking there🤔
breezy corridor draft shes only new poor baby
I wonder if they’ll steal (or buy) the magical Devonshire hallway mirror when they move?
Maybe her next place will have her own mirrored room just for her to dance and post in and birth in or collect more children
My heart goes out to new mothers seeing this who think this is in any way realistic and an attainable goal.
Hopefully most normal humans are aware read up on at least watch videos of births child rearing without a nanny and see this is pure fantasy and even i know it is i don't have children but grew up in a large fam around friends who had kids young etc not one of those and there where a lot over 20 yrs have had miracle s like her births 7 kids no complication not even blood pressure swollen ankle never moaned nr end that she needed the baby out now no videos of baby moving around before birth inside the womb or of how her sleep was disturbed by naughty fetus acid reflux cravings no labour videos no stretch marks and i have a friend who was size 0 she had a 6lb baby her body is lit a tiger stripe her clam was nr stitched back together it took her years before she dared have another kid i saw and listened to what she went through how she felt so bad she couldnt breast feed because her milk didnt come in or wasnt enough and i sit and wonder how hilarious is allowed to preach around people who may be vunrable ie mentally slower people or on spectrum as i am myself but im meaning lower Iqs im mostly sad for her kids i really feel it for those kids i cant even exspress how awfull it is watching her laugh at her kids when she should be a proper mum still i cant unwatch either its not like me but i just cant seem to stop i keep hopeing that one day somone rescues those kids idk even know how that would happen sorry i wrote so much
Everything you said is spot on!
Swaddle that poor baby girl! She can’t control her limbs yet lady!
So much Spanish style by wearing her, how you say, leggings? Over her feet, the same feet look very, how you say, fucked up?
She has short legs. The leggings would bunch at the ankles if she didn’t pull them over her feet.
Tucked in shirt to show flat stomach-pull down to show cleavage… that baby is an accessory like her phone
I'd argue that the phone is much more important to her.
I also love* the way newborns smell and their skin and hair is the softest thing ever, but not enough to have an expensive habit of baby buying. She does realize her drug is a human and a lifetime commitment..
Sadly I don't think she has the mentality you think she does I've been on this sub a few days now because she is in British papers nr daily and things I saw disturbed me more so now i don't know how she isn't in a secure unit but in America things must be very different here those kids no matter if they belonged to the king of England would be at least on cps list of endangerment or least neglectful parenting she lit collect s human dolls then tolerates them as they age till next one comes along
This is gross. Wear the baby if you are really doing "chores" and being "present" making IG stories
Parenting Cosplay
🎯👐🏼
“One arm hold” she’s flaming people for holding her hours old newborn and coffee in her arms. Still not Spanish.
It’s probably because I’m 6 months pregnant, Nothing fucking fits, all of my maternity clothes are in the washer, I’m trying to get out of the house for a very rare and last minute date with my husband … but fuck this self righteous lying grifter. She is so full of shit!
I love this community. I’m calm and rationale now. Thanks for showing me support while I was raging and spitting venom into the world…. That being said, she’s still a self righteous grifter
Why are the majority of the pics in the hallway? She seems to spend a lot of time there, and it’s rather a sad looking hallway.
It allows her to photoshop pictures the easiest and fudge the dayes. Same background, poses, lighting and outfits.
I was going to say probably because their house was in variou states of packing but then I remembered that they definitely don't do any labour themselves.
Does she ever wear anything but those leggings?
So, holding your newborn with one arm while taking selfies = quality time with all of your kids??
It’s so fleeting…
The way she's holding that baby scares me. No support on the butt or head. Why is the baby's face so red?
UGH - those freaking leggings! and her ugly feet!
Barefoot in the hallway?!?! ICK!!!
Is this 7? I’m new here and joined bc I find her weirdly fascinating/awful. I can’t decide if I hate her for faking an entire ethnicity or being so thin and rubbing it in my face (despite popping out kids every year). I’ve only had one and at 40 so have completely struggled. Seeing her makes me hate myself. And how she says it’s so easy.
Glad you’re here! we expose her lies and keep it real!
She’s a lying liar who lies! Please don’t every let this heinous piece of crap make you feel “less than” It’s all bullshit
You’re new here! You’ll be pleased to know that she only birthed Carmen, the first. The rest were surrogates. Poke around here, and you’ll find all the evidence and interesting convo about it.
Do not hate yourself!! I’m sure you are beautiful. Weight is just a number. She’s thin, but a horrible, despicable person. You don’t want to be anything like her!
She has an eating disorder and only carried one child a decade ago.
Please look at my rilly rilly big boobs. I mean my baby.
All of a sudden they are squished together in a push-up bra🥴
She strikes me as someone who doesn't know how to use a mop
She's clutching her phone more securely than her newborn.
7 kids in and her best parenting tip for a newborn is “hold one armed” while “doing chores”.
And yet, she does none of those things.
Those pants smell.
I could easily hold a new born in one arm while I do chores too if I HAD NOT JUST GIVEN BIRTH.
And you had 18 nannies. I mean godmothers🙄
Ahhh yes, it's the baby she wants everyone to focus on.
Working that push up bra to do her one armed chores 🙄
“Can be REALLY present for my other kids. “
I don’t think she knows what being present means. It sure is shit isn’t standing in a hallway preening for photos & composing Instagram posts.
Plis plis look at mi boobs.
That shit eating grin tells me she is perfectly happy being remembered in the annals of history as a crazy celebrity wife. She probably thinks she'll be remembered as a Joan Crawford type legend - except with zero talent or contribution to anything artistic or otherwise. Narcissists need attention - good or bad. The worst thing that could happen to her would be to be ignored. I probably would ignore her if not fascinated by the train wreck that is her life and her daily incredulous antics. I feel so very sad for those poor children.
Puberty’s coming. She’ll get hers.
She's gearing up! Chi-chi's on full display
The baby honestly looks so photoshopped in lol
3 words. bitch be crazy.
I’m surprised the giant sanitary pad she’s supposed to be wearing postpartum fits in those leather pants 🙄😵💫
Dude. Why isn’t she wearing a huge pad? Other than the fact that someone else is recovering from labor and delivery
It’s a miracle.
pretty sure those are a spanx like tights or leggings product-leather would have shine given the amount of lights she is using to take her pic
I’m 30 weeks pregnant and I don’t think I’ll ever touch leather pants and possibly jeans again in my life. I am not sure how anyone could wear leather pants so soon after birth
This is absurd. Yes you can hold a baby in one arm, but not for long, even if you are super Mami. I’d find it 1000% more plausible if she was wearing the baby in a carrier, because that’s something moms who actually have responsibilities and chores do. Can you imagine sweeping the floor, folding clothes, or cooking with a baby in one arm??
That just reminded me: my 2nd was very needy and had to be with me/touching me AT. ALL. TIMES. I ended up getting a sling. I just remembered bending over to take clothes out of the dryer with him in his sling.
OMG it’s a premie yet again🤔
Go to education
Is she pretending her milk came in? Or just the usual implant porn?
“I love this age, when my milk comes in and my boobs look like hard basketballs in a inappropriate lacy bra.”Fixed it for her
In dance, those are called bad feet.
What a coincidence! In financial services those are also called bad feet!
I’m surprised she’s not wearing a white bikini and doing yoga 1 week post partum.
damn near
She’s barefoot, so presumably not actually going out, which means she stepped into the hall of her building just because she loves that damn mirror
Here's my take on the mirror: 1. she loves it because its warped and it makes everyone look magically thin. 2. There's nothing else to distract the viewer and she doesn't have to be careful about curating the background and giving away any secrets. 3. When she's obviously going out, its her signal to the paps -- here comes Mama and her brood, get your cameras ready. 4. She can do her hallway selfies any time - like 3am when the adderall is still going strong and the benzos haven't kicked in yet - and she doesn't wake up any normal humans in the apartment who are sleeping.
It just hit me does she really not have money for a nice full body mirror 🥴🥴 every single photo is in the hallway lmfao
Those fucking leggings must reek. They’re in every picture 🙄
They did have a six month break when she broke out the larger moonbumps. But right back in the rotation now that she’s “free.”
Fuck ya Poop Big Larry; along with those crusty oil shine leggings.
What new mother dresses like this???
vapid ones. i remember nannying for a woman who wouldn’t breast feed so she could do coke everyday to get back to “107 pounds” meanwhile i made it very clear i’ve suffered with an eating disorder and didn’t want to talk about the fact a 3 month postpartum mother weighed less than me :/ selfish
Fuck you Hillary!!