Does every single photo in this woman’s SM have to be of her bare breasts ? I understand and condone breastfeeding in public, but this isn’t about that. Is she trying to make readers think that if she’s breastfeeding (or posing with them out), that she must have recently given birth ? Because it’s possible to breastfeed without having given birth
oh you people expect her to have time for kids when hair and makeup people are awaiting? She has to check when she's due for more botox, fillers, then weekly blading appointments, the manicurists, directing interns to delete posts on insta, create "fan" posts and so much more. she's BUSY, why wont y'all realize?
"let's see....boobs and cleavage showing....full makeup....falsest eyelashes....ready!!! Ok, let me hold the baby as if that's what I'm really wanting to show here..."
I actually can't see any side eye going on because of her false eyelashes. Seriously. Apparently she puts them on first thing in the morning or perhaps she has those eyelash extensions that cost a fortune. I was really hoping I could see the side eye, though, but I can't. Darn!
Your brain wouldn’t be so overwhelmed if you stayed home w/ your 7 small children. Just think, no leaking milk on your formal gowns, no pumping milk on the bathroom floor and no need to constantly dress & pose for selfies. So much more time for the kids!
You wouldn’t be overwhelmed if you didn’t have 7 kids. Sorry, but by 3-4, you get overwhelmed. You’re outnumbered. I can sympathize with moms with up to four kids who are overwhelmed. That’s a reasonable number. You’re not pushing it to the extreme
It’s almost like tiny people are actual people with needs that need to be nurtured, and parenting (even just one!) is active and hard work. Like, maybe babies are not just vending machines of joy.
Can you imagine extending your arm to take this selfie, and not look at the camera, but pretend someone else has taken this photo? Plus all the other things you wrote. 10x cringe
can't put the tits away for 5 minutes. she is nothing but a pair of silicones with 7 bebes who have no idea who she is. you can tell by lil'larry's eyes, she has no idea who big larry is.
This poor baby has no idea who she is. This is how my niece looked at me when a month later when I hadn’t seen her since she was born. This is not how a baby looks at the mother who feeds them and knows their voice and heartbeat.
She just wants to show off her boobs. I guess she’s also looking for sympathy. She’s a fkn liar. She’s not overwhelmed by anything. I guess the show isn’t going well and may get canceled so they’re looking for an excuse. Her and Alex are absentee parents. I’m sure we’ll see a people article soon about overwhelmed, tired mami 🙄
I hope each of her boobs get their own baby book. Instead of a tiny foot print and knit hospital cap there will be a nipple print and a Victoria's Secret bra. She needs to cherish these memories.
seriously this, cry me a fucking river plus the "we are having meeting" faux ESL bs again. Someone needs to make billboards 'still not Spanish' or put the truth out so much that she's going to feel very weird perpetuating this nonsense.
Her sloping forehead must be the one part of her face she hasn’t nipped and tucked yet. Sloping & neanderthal in such stark contrast to the rest of her which is so plastic
I think most of these posts are for Alec’s attention. I don’t think he pays any attention to her at all anymore. She is desperately showing him what he is missing, showing him she still has value, showing him she can be interesting, she’s not, but she’s desperately trying to seem that way to him. I know I used the word desperate multiple times, but that’s how all of this comes off, manic and desperate. He’s just written her off. Her usefulness to him is spent, she is now more liability than asset, he can’t risk divorcing her so he’s just quiet firing her.
Ffs, my kids are in their 20’s and I’m still too tired to wear full make up… especially for no other reason than to show off fake titties for ANOTHER selfie.
But not so overwhelmed that she doesn't have time to get hideous spidery lashes applied. Obviously mums need time for self-care, obviously. But she looks inexecrable
Even if any of this was true: you do not tell your children who didn't ask for being born that they scramble your brain. You can feel that way (especially if you are really raising them) but you do not Tell them.
You know, I have this memory fairly often of the time that 8 was trying on shorts at Old Navy and we were in the big dressing room and 4 was dancing to Prince and it's super adorable but I didn't post it on social media then, and won't ever, and do you know why, Hillz?
her mind is being scrambled by 7 tiny people? How can that possibly be when she has NO LESS than 3 nannies and at least 4 should be in school full-time AND it appears she's home very little?
She has heard that it's a mom thing other moms complain about so she adopted "tired mami" as her new persona. The other persona is "Spanish exchange student". That one didn't pan out either.
Poor kiddo. It's almost like a weird strain of Munchausen only it's characterized by "having" children for attention instead of making them chronically ill. Eeeelaria is clearly chronically ill w narcissism if nothing else. So very very sad for these children, not to mention their father, who should hopefully be arrested any minute, on at least manslaughter charges.
Poor mami so mucho work ! Tatas out ouch bad baby so demanding ! You pumping so mucho milk. Pumping at every bathroom in nyc ? Broadway ? Nobu? Done it ! Mr chow ? Done it ! Bad baby demanding baby ! Bad baby! Best mami and a bad Babi
WE ARE HAVING A MEETING ABOUT HOW MAMI IS RILLY UNDERWHELMING AND HAVING A MOMENT WHERE SHE FEELS LIKE HER FAKE TITTIES ARE GETTING SCRAMBLED BY 7 TINY PROPS AND…YOU KNOW…A NASTY LIMP DICK GRANDPA
Somebody is feeding that, shes catering to someone if not her father maybe 13 year old boys message her and she keeps doing it, she can't be caught sending it directly. She thinks someone wants to see it, because this is pathological
The only thing satiating her Munchausen by proxy is her constant accumulation of children. Eventually, she is going to cause harm that she will use to garner attention for herself.
This woman genuinely has nothing to say. She's like a teenage girl who's tits finally came in and she wants everyone to see. Except she's had the new boobs for years now, and she's legally an adult.
And what overwhelm is she complaining of? She does not work. She does not go to school. She has housekeepers and Nannies galore, so she does not have to do anything around the house or related to her kids.
Excuse you for having no compassion! Do you think it’s easy to decide which bra to wear for SM pictures every day? What top to model with the pleather pants & slippers in the hallway? What room to hook up the pumping bottles & tape them to her breasts in? How to angle the selfies just right to get the gum-ball ring in the picture?
…and SO overwhelmed yet she finds time to apply full makeup including false eyelashes, several weekly + trips hair stylists, “running”, taking selfies of her breast pumping In random bathrooms, med spa procedures…. etc etc. Boo hoo Hilary. Also…your daughter is looking at you as if you are a stranger and visa versa.
Come now, your brain is scrambled from the drugs and alcohol, don’t blame it on the 7 innocent children YOU brought into the world. And what have you got be worried about? You have Nannie’s for each child, more then likely have them also to do your cooking, cleaning and laundry and you don’t work and have no financial issues.
Not all of them are tiny. Several are bigger and could use enriching activities such as dance, chess club, art,music lessons,soccer…I could go on and on.
Looks like she’s holding the baby away from her because if she didn’t, baby might try to get closer to Mami, which would block her boobAlicious post. What a whacko.
Hillary Haywood Thomas bringing out the boobs to remind her and everyone that she’s “Hilaria”. The boost she needs to get over the embarrassment of the ridiculous podcast (another fail) and buyers remorse since this damn baby didn’t generate the attention she hoped for.
The seven children she planned for way ahead of time and chose to have knowing the responsibility that children 1,2,3,4,5 and 6 were already. I feel so sorry for you not knowing 7 kids would be a struggle. Poor mami
As Big Larry has a menagerie of her own accord, no one is interested in her overwhelmingly boring humble-glory posts from her sad self-imposed pedestal.
For real why doesn’t she just do porn? She posts boob after boob after boob all frickin day long and sexualizes every single pose and prop in her life. Honestly I’m starting to think she buys babies for the soul purpose of a fake excuse to show her boobs…
TitsGalore! Courtesy of Tits McGee!
I don’t know who loves to show us her boobies more - her or Mariah Carey
Hilary
As usual she so filtered, her boob’s veins are gone🤣🤣🤣
Or a damn good concealer
Look at my perky boobitos!
Aka tittyshot
This is so comical; both her and us! She’s feeding off of us like a parasite, yet I can’t look away. 😂
Folie à deux!! 😂😂😂😂😂
So overwhelmed but had time for lashes, hair, lips, etc. And boobies of course.
Does she know that she can go and get a job? That’s an option for her. They already have the nannies.
You could have…you know…NOT HAD SEVEN FUCKING KIDS!
Does every single photo in this woman’s SM have to be of her bare breasts ? I understand and condone breastfeeding in public, but this isn’t about that. Is she trying to make readers think that if she’s breastfeeding (or posing with them out), that she must have recently given birth ? Because it’s possible to breastfeed without having given birth
Yes dude. I cannot take it anymore.
Super overwhelmed but another baby is on the way next year
Why'd you do it then, ya dumb b!tch?
If only having seven children under the age of 10 could be somehow avoided? 🤔
oh you people expect her to have time for kids when hair and makeup people are awaiting? She has to check when she's due for more botox, fillers, then weekly blading appointments, the manicurists, directing interns to delete posts on insta, create "fan" posts and so much more. she's BUSY, why wont y'all realize?
always with the titties out and, for some reason, always with the titties pushed up against a child in some way. why ma’am?
Carmen wants her tank top back.
She’s so transparent. We all know you are OBSESSED with showing your tits, and this is the only way you can do it. Nasty ho! 🤢
Larry Sr has no class. Why does she thinks we want to see her non-lactating breast ?!
Well, her brain IS scrambled 🤷♀️
they are having meeting
Again with the bloated tit. This woman is ruining boobs for me, and I LOVE boobs!
agree me too but now im being turned off
You’d think as a nursing mother she would wear nursing bras 🫠 incoming nursing bra post
I always wear sexy, lacy bras when breastfeeding. Said no one ever.
Bingo! I’ve been wearing nursing bras for 5 years straight 😆
Those boobs are not filled with breast milk, they're filled with silicone, so no need for nursing bra!
Tits out again of course. Classy
If the day ends in "y" the girls are out.
Tits out for jesus!!!!!
…and here in this one, I present to you, my tit balls. Oh yeah, and here’s some baby I bought 😒
Maybe mommy should put on a real shirt and things would improve for her
It would be a start!?
LOL
she will be 60 and still pretending to give birth
May I present to you mami's inspo: Chafee Bicknell from Baby Mama? Play clip at 1 minute 40 seconds.
😂😂😂😂 Overwhelmed by having so much paid help that you have to go out on the town 5 nights a week?! Lmao
"let's see....boobs and cleavage showing....full makeup....falsest eyelashes....ready!!! Ok, let me hold the baby as if that's what I'm really wanting to show here..."
Blood Diamond missing?
You nailed it! Signing out of Reddit, you won, I'm done! 😆 😃
I’ve never been able to do a full face of makeup while overwhelmed by children…but whatever
That’s because she’s simply ~better than you~ /s
Zoom in on her eye— you can see that she’s side-eyeing the phone, not looking at the latest prop in hilary’s world.
I actually can't see any side eye going on because of her false eyelashes. Seriously. Apparently she puts them on first thing in the morning or perhaps she has those eyelash extensions that cost a fortune. I was really hoping I could see the side eye, though, but I can't. Darn!
Skanky female 🤢
Your brain wouldn’t be so overwhelmed if you stayed home w/ your 7 small children. Just think, no leaking milk on your formal gowns, no pumping milk on the bathroom floor and no need to constantly dress & pose for selfies. So much more time for the kids!
You wouldn’t be overwhelmed if you didn’t have 7 kids. Sorry, but by 3-4, you get overwhelmed. You’re outnumbered. I can sympathize with moms with up to four kids who are overwhelmed. That’s a reasonable number. You’re not pushing it to the extreme
Flair checking in....
😆
It’s almost like tiny people are actual people with needs that need to be nurtured, and parenting (even just one!) is active and hard work. Like, maybe babies are not just vending machines of joy.
Can you imagine extending your arm to take this selfie, and not look at the camera, but pretend someone else has taken this photo? Plus all the other things you wrote. 10x cringe
God I fucking hate this.
“Oh and by the way, here’s my bra”
"bras" plural
Lol, yep!
can't put the tits away for 5 minutes. she is nothing but a pair of silicones with 7 bebes who have no idea who she is. you can tell by lil'larry's eyes, she has no idea who big larry is.
I've never seen a baby look so detached from her 'mother'
Is that the doll? Are those her tetas? She so crazy.
This poor baby has no idea who she is. This is how my niece looked at me when a month later when I hadn’t seen her since she was born. This is not how a baby looks at the mother who feeds them and knows their voice and heartbeat.
She just wants to show off her boobs. I guess she’s also looking for sympathy. She’s a fkn liar. She’s not overwhelmed by anything. I guess the show isn’t going well and may get canceled so they’re looking for an excuse. Her and Alex are absentee parents. I’m sure we’ll see a people article soon about overwhelmed, tired mami 🙄
She started a podcast in a time of overwhelming saturation of podcasts, there are thousands of them out there.
Can she put the tits away for 5 minutes? Oh my God.
Here we go again! Boobs a go-go.
I hope each of her boobs get their own baby book. Instead of a tiny foot print and knit hospital cap there will be a nipple print and a Victoria's Secret bra. She needs to cherish these memories.
Stop having kids then 🙄
You mean having them delivered...
This was my first thought. She made those choices. She also has money and resources at her fingertips.
She knows we know she’s staging these pics, right? I mean, does she think she’s on her own tv show and this is a candid photo/freeze frame?
Nice smile there, mami.
Jesus Christ. We get it. You have boobs. I cannot.
So cringe.
Overwhelmed with what? She’s unemployed, super rich and has a million Nannies
seriously this, cry me a fucking river plus the "we are having meeting" faux ESL bs again. Someone needs to make billboards 'still not Spanish' or put the truth out so much that she's going to feel very weird perpetuating this nonsense.
And she ordered up at least five offspring
All of her kids look miserable.
Her sloping forehead must be the one part of her face she hasn’t nipped and tucked yet. Sloping & neanderthal in such stark contrast to the rest of her which is so plastic
As a mother who has nurses two babies both over a year I can say I never would imagine wearing a lacy push up bra especially during the newborn phase
Ditto and ditto. Especially for such a super producer!!
She's such an asshole! 🤣🤣🤣 You going to spit out seven kids, exploit them on social media and then complain? Alec shot the wrong person!
Holy shit, this made me laugh so hard
The seven tiny people that you desperately wanted, Hillary - you wanted this lifestyle. And we haven't forgotten that you have multiple nannies.
Good thing you have like six nannies to actually care for your seven children, especially during your numerous weekly rendezvous! Nice try, psycho.
I think most of these posts are for Alec’s attention. I don’t think he pays any attention to her at all anymore. She is desperately showing him what he is missing, showing him she still has value, showing him she can be interesting, she’s not, but she’s desperately trying to seem that way to him. I know I used the word desperate multiple times, but that’s how all of this comes off, manic and desperate. He’s just written her off. Her usefulness to him is spent, she is now more liability than asset, he can’t risk divorcing her so he’s just quiet firing her.
I think he has written off the kids as well. Never a photo of him and little Larry.
100%
Must be fun times at Casa Baldwin. Last place in the world I'd want to be.
,💯💯
One of the nannies must of called out sick.
… in full makeup. Must be nice to have nannies
Ffs, my kids are in their 20’s and I’m still too tired to wear full make up… especially for no other reason than to show off fake titties for ANOTHER selfie.
Dementor
Always with the boobs....
My first thoughts exactly!
I hope they’re driving her nuts
But not so overwhelmed that she doesn't have time to get hideous spidery lashes applied. Obviously mums need time for self-care, obviously. But she looks inexecrable
Even if any of this was true: you do not tell your children who didn't ask for being born that they scramble your brain. You can feel that way (especially if you are really raising them) but you do not Tell them.
even the glare she is giving this precious little angel, macabre mami
"Here is a picture of my titties".
You know, I have this memory fairly often of the time that 8 was trying on shorts at Old Navy and we were in the big dressing room and 4 was dancing to Prince and it's super adorable but I didn't post it on social media then, and won't ever, and do you know why, Hillz?
her mind is being scrambled by 7 tiny people? How can that possibly be when she has NO LESS than 3 nannies and at least 4 should be in school full-time AND it appears she's home very little?
She has heard that it's a mom thing other moms complain about so she adopted "tired mami" as her new persona. The other persona is "Spanish exchange student". That one didn't pan out either.
No, you’re not.
Yawn. Mami is such a bore. No one cares, Larry.
Why is Fran Drescher holding that doll in between her breast implants?
You take Fran Drescher’s perfect breasts out of your dirty, dirty mouth!!
And that's a newborn??
…but look at my boobs.
There is nothing that she loves more than showing her baby and her boob 😑
Well the ring maybe?
Poor kiddo. It's almost like a weird strain of Munchausen only it's characterized by "having" children for attention instead of making them chronically ill. Eeeelaria is clearly chronically ill w narcissism if nothing else. So very very sad for these children, not to mention their father, who should hopefully be arrested any minute, on at least manslaughter charges.
Insufferable. Deranged. Chronically offensive
For someone overwhelmed with 7 kids, she sure has a lot of time not surrounded by the 7 kids.
Exactly. And a lot of time to go out
Hahahahaha!!
Poor mami so mucho work ! Tatas out ouch bad baby so demanding ! You pumping so mucho milk. Pumping at every bathroom in nyc ? Broadway ? Nobu? Done it ! Mr chow ? Done it ! Bad baby demanding baby ! Bad baby! Best mami and a bad Babi
Can't leave out those tittas!
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
WE ARE HAVING A MEETING ABOUT HOW MAMI IS RILLY UNDERWHELMING AND HAVING A MOMENT WHERE SHE FEELS LIKE HER FAKE TITTIES ARE GETTING SCRAMBLED BY 7 TINY PROPS AND…YOU KNOW…A NASTY LIMP DICK GRANDPA
She is the worst of human kind ?
She must really like her latest nose job. I feel like we rarely used to get a side profile picture when she had the old Boston hook.
Somebody is feeding that, shes catering to someone if not her father maybe 13 year old boys message her and she keeps doing it, she can't be caught sending it directly. She thinks someone wants to see it, because this is pathological
It looks like she's about to murder that poor baby.
The only thing satiating her Munchausen by proxy is her constant accumulation of children. Eventually, she is going to cause harm that she will use to garner attention for herself.
It’s like she keeps on having children so she can show off her tits. She needs to be studied.
I keep saying we need Jon Ronson to write about her! Sociopath expert extraordinaire!
A woman having to worry about the children she intentionally created and maintaining a life of privilege. She’s really a hero
For someone that stages every shot in very obvious ways she sure does forget to cover up those tatas. Ay Dios mio
Rafa asked her to wear his tank top
“Overwhelmed by 7 tiny people.” Is saying she’s having buyers remorse? Maybe she should just buy another nanny so she can do even less than nothing.
No refunds, mamacita.
Nannies must be on vacation. Plus, look at my boooooooobs
Make sure the get the bra and boobs in the pic.
Not a nursing bra or pumping bra either 👀
This woman genuinely has nothing to say. She's like a teenage girl who's tits finally came in and she wants everyone to see. Except she's had the new boobs for years now, and she's legally an adult.
Flair checking in again
You must be exhausted lately!
And what overwhelm is she complaining of? She does not work. She does not go to school. She has housekeepers and Nannies galore, so she does not have to do anything around the house or related to her kids.
Excuse you for having no compassion! Do you think it’s easy to decide which bra to wear for SM pictures every day? What top to model with the pleather pants & slippers in the hallway? What room to hook up the pumping bottles & tape them to her breasts in? How to angle the selfies just right to get the gum-ball ring in the picture?
Then don’t have 7 kids, maybe?!? Just a thought…
Forever 21 wants their tank top back
She got it from Zara, the Spanish company, you know, before everyone else was shopping there.
Overwhelmed trying to get good shots of her tits, she’s not a well woman. Who takes these kind of photos
…and SO overwhelmed yet she finds time to apply full makeup including false eyelashes, several weekly + trips hair stylists, “running”, taking selfies of her breast pumping In random bathrooms, med spa procedures…. etc etc. Boo hoo Hilary. Also…your daughter is looking at you as if you are a stranger and visa versa.
Who spends years, literally YEARS, taking and posting this SAME sexualized content with her children? Obviously mentally disturbed.
That you chose to “ have” dimwit.
Come now, your brain is scrambled from the drugs and alcohol, don’t blame it on the 7 innocent children YOU brought into the world. And what have you got be worried about? You have Nannie’s for each child, more then likely have them also to do your cooking, cleaning and laundry and you don’t work and have no financial issues.
Bodacious bolt ons and lacey bra on display... Check!
Looks like the hospital bed and her fake belly
Not all of them are tiny. Several are bigger and could use enriching activities such as dance, chess club, art,music lessons,soccer…I could go on and on.
And bed time stories
And haircuts
Perfect response
I wonder if Peepaw ever touches 7?
Well, he doesn’t touch mami, we know that much is true.
Looks like she’s holding the baby away from her because if she didn’t, baby might try to get closer to Mami, which would block her boobAlicious post. What a whacko.
Just a sorry person, who selfishly chose to have seven kids.
Does she have any normal shirts?!?
I'm shocked she's even wearing one!
As usual, all about her boobs. News @ 11. 🤷♀️
They look like they hate each other
How can you look at your own child with such a cold, bored expression? 😔
Mami's sporting a Jonathan Weed crumb catcher.
Hillary Haywood Thomas bringing out the boobs to remind her and everyone that she’s “Hilaria”. The boost she needs to get over the embarrassment of the ridiculous podcast (another fail) and buyers remorse since this damn baby didn’t generate the attention she hoped for.
Something tells me her lace bra & cleavage are generally in attendance in every & all meetings! 🙄
I see no connection between mom and baby. It's sad.
I'm on that train
The baby like who dis honey eyed stranger
No lines, veins, freckles.. on the chest ? It looks so fake
Her tits aren’t great to be out all the time like this
This post is about bewbs
Completely disordered individual. Poor kids.
She’s so overwhelmed she keeps leaving newborn Larry Jr to go out at night.
There's just not enough hours in the day for botox, coffee runs, slutty IG posts & the near constant exploitation of her 7 small children. Poor Mami.
That kid is looking at her like "who the fuck is this?"
Little Larry isn’t even looking her. I see the boobs are front and center. With NO nursing bra on.
She fixes her boobs because we always comment on her weird tit veins. Fucking exhausting
Not a vein in sight. Those do not look like fresh nursing titties 😂
The woman props her boobs up better than her child. It’s beyond! 🫤
Yes!! No baby ever looks comfortable with her!
The seven children she planned for way ahead of time and chose to have knowing the responsibility that children 1,2,3,4,5 and 6 were already. I feel so sorry for you not knowing 7 kids would be a struggle. Poor mami
Wait until #8 arrives
The struggle lands solely on the nannies
She's "having meeting"
She learning, she learning.
She’s ESL of course
As Big Larry has a menagerie of her own accord, no one is interested in her overwhelmingly boring humble-glory posts from her sad self-imposed pedestal.
We need a nanny tell all, cmn you can do this, can you imagine the stories the would have, fuck non-disclosure agreement
For real why doesn’t she just do porn? She posts boob after boob after boob all frickin day long and sexualizes every single pose and prop in her life. Honestly I’m starting to think she buys babies for the soul purpose of a fake excuse to show her boobs…
Has anyone every done an average of how many she posts a day? 😂
too much effort