But alec I swear just this last time twins then I'm done no more bambinos whats two more anyway I got the perfect surrogate in mind better that they are all closer in an age like a proper Spanish family baby think about it what if I give you an early Christmas sexy Spanish dance you love my dancing no baby
Fashion is indeed for the young! Alec Baldwin steps out with his 4 year old granddaughter who proudly announced "I picked out the outfit all by myself!"
Ooohhhh Farley, I miss you. He could have done Alec or Hilary on SNL and would have nailed it! Can you imagine him in those stinky black leggings and a black wig doing Hilary!? Fuuuuuck!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gin-soaked sexagenarian sitcom actor Alec Baldwin tries to distance himself from the washed up New Jersey mobster’s girlfriend escort he was with when he spots the paps.
Alec Baldwin carries both the remote control unit and the instruction sheet for his freshly unboxed Hilaria bot, who follows him out of their building for an inaugural stroll on Thanksgiving.
She looks like Lorraine Bracco’s character at the point in Goodfellas where she’s all whacked out on the nose candy. Alec looks like he runs a curbside dice game and fences stolen catalytic converters. He smells of hanging out at the horse track picking up used cigars.
That thing where a longhaired cat takes a poo but then a little bit of the turd gets stuck in the fur on their legs and hardens and eventually you have to tackle them and trim it off.
I hope the door hits her in the face! HARD!
Judy Garland revisited.
“Fuck I hate her.”
“Hold up Alex. I can’t move too fast because my crotch crusty leggings are itchy”
“the thrill is gone” - with BB King playing it in the background
But alec I swear just this last time twins then I'm done no more bambinos whats two more anyway I got the perfect surrogate in mind better that they are all closer in an age like a proper Spanish family baby think about it what if I give you an early Christmas sexy Spanish dance you love my dancing no baby
Entitled gold digger chases down washed up actor Aleek Baldween for her weekly allowance .
About to be sent ballooning up as Leona and Harry Helmsley - true New Yorkers in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
My god I came here to comment Leona Helmsley 😂
""Wait Aleek! We need to get one good photo, and then you can beat up the photographer!"
Low level New Jersey mob adjacent manager of strip club runs away from the hooker he met for a nooner.
Fashion is indeed for the young! Alec Baldwin steps out with his 4 year old granddaughter who proudly announced "I picked out the outfit all by myself!"
“where the hell is Leonetta with the car?!” Leonetta!
I am so proud of my wife, her podcast is riveting, I am rushing off to go write a positive review.
Do these 2 ever wear anything else?
Montcler sues D list couple for damaging their brand
"Honey, remember, our house is to the left, not the right."
Someone lock the door!
Fat guy in a little coat
Ooohhhh Farley, I miss you. He could have done Alec or Hilary on SNL and would have nailed it! Can you imagine him in those stinky black leggings and a black wig doing Hilary!? Fuuuuuck!😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
This is a man not in love with his wife.
💯
In order to prevent the aging process, Big Hillz had herself preserved in glass
Ma and Pa Kettle Do Manhattan
E.D. (His & Hers edition)
Good one!
“Wait, Dad!”
“Alec Baldwin trying to get away from the crazy homeless space jacket woman in Manhattan.”
Bernie and Sydney Koppelman heading to the Carnegie Deli for a nosh with Woody Allen.
Gin-soaked sexagenarian sitcom actor Alec Baldwin tries to distance himself from the washed up New Jersey mobster’s girlfriend escort he was with when he spots the paps.
Photo still from a cut storyline of the Sopranos: Tony's has-been step-brother and his goomah, out to lunch.
This is perfect, especially because Alec admitted on a podcast that he really wanted to be in the show.
Hurry up for the early bird specials!
Walks so far in front of his wife. What an ass. My husband would never do that.
Rude pig
Ugly ass glasses..
Who shoved a wedge under the door to trap the Fly?
Trust but verify (because eventually, Twitter will).
"Pay No Mind List-ing your own wife"
Those are his depression pants lol
We all have depression pants, I won’t judge him on that single thing hahaha
Love this.
Dumb and Dumber
Elderly former gangster hanger on and his mail order bride from espana leave the dmv where the star of old fellas failed his eye test
When grandpa needs a ride to the DMV to take the Senior Behind the Wheel test.
Grandpa and his elderly mother.
Lol I am laughing my head off her here. She’s such a 🤡
Like I said before, with all the surgery and fillers,her final form will be imelda marcos
“Don’t let her out “
Doctors hate her!! How this 70 year old shaved off 15 years
Wait, Aleec, we must walk together for the photos, i already paid Said!
My loafers still smell better than that brainless twat I married.
His loafers probably smell better than those legginggos 🤢
Kmart mob wife
“Thank God the paps showed up at the right place and time I told them to be” - Hillary
Adios Bitch!
“ALEEEEK!!!! NO ES UNA BROMA!!!! TAKE JOUR FOOT OFF THE DOOR!!!”
Larry is always trailing behind PeePaw. He’s such a gentleman (NOT). My husband would never do this to me.
Thought the same.
My ex always walked at least a few feet ahead of me in public. Sad.
The Sopranos revival was not a success.
That's hilarious. Also referenced the Sopranos. Are they intentionally playing those parts?
Is that Carmen's jacket ffs
IIRC she bought two because she’s so teeny tiny she fits in kids clothes
Alec Baldwin carries both the remote control unit and the instruction sheet for his freshly unboxed Hilaria bot, who follows him out of their building for an inaugural stroll on Thanksgiving.
She actually looks the same age as him in this
Ladies first
Perfect.
being followed by MJ
This is the day he was photographed going into the DMV w his and her passports. Is he renewing it or getting a work visa?
She looks like Lorraine Bracco’s character at the point in Goodfellas where she’s all whacked out on the nose candy. Alec looks like he runs a curbside dice game and fences stolen catalytic converters. He smells of hanging out at the horse track picking up used cigars.
Hahaha Jesus this is amazing
oddlyspecific
Very evocative imagery! And no doubt accurate!
Peepaw loves the ponies.
The mafioso king and his moll after his release from prison for hits on Tommy the rat and Joey the eel.
Dumb and dumber
She looks like she has a fresh face
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RESPECT THE DEAD.
I know it's a weird reflection, but her legs looks like she's riding a make believe horse and doing the giddy-up motion.
The jacket🙄so not for her, looks ridiculous🤮and his loafers, such a stylish couple🙈
Isn't it cardamons? Or was cardamon just wearing larrys
Hurry up, Clam Shack is closing soon.
Hilaria Who?
I genuinely thought this was BigLarryBaldwin 🤣
It is
Wtf she morphed into Leona Helmsley!
I am always surprised to see her photographed in the wild because she never looks like the photos she post
Abuelo! Wait! You forgot your hearing aid, papi.
'Alec Baldwin, seen here after recently reallocating his entire clothing and hygiene budget to his infantilized wife Hillary.'
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Grandma Yetta and her new toy boy
Hilaria: ‘Aleek, you can’t go around wearing my moonbump in publico...wait up...my Spanish legs are from small people.’ Aleek: ‘Fyp!’
She looks like a 90 year old bubbe from Boca
Both of my bubbes dressed better than the Baldwins. Even when they wore their schmattes for housecleaning.
Bang Bang and Fruit Loops Baldwin at the DMV 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Licence should be revoked
She went from being “always on his mind” to an afterthought at best.
Alec is always three steps ahead of her. Disrespectful.
They never walk hand in hand or anything. There is no sexy or romantic vibes EVER from then ....even in their 'dating' pics.
Alec’s walked in front of her many times. Even before their marriage. His body language speaks loudly about his disdain for her.
I don’t need to know you.
“MOVE IT, ALEC! The glass door and reflection of you is obstructing the paparazzi’s clear photograph of meeeee!”
They look like low-class grifters. Like they were just cashing bad checks or stealing someone's social security. So seedy-looking.
Yes!
Omg 😂😂😂😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👏👏👏
This rom-com takes a dark and dirty turn
Dumb and Dumber
“Wannabe influencer refuses to give handout to elderly homeless man on Thanksgiving”
LMAO 🤣
Larry flaunts her kids’ coat
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Maybe dementia kicked in and he forgot he came with the little Spanish lady. It’s possible
“I said I MAY be Spanish”
The shoes for me
Wait! Can I take your picture, sir?
"No, no, no... I told Backgrid to focus on ME, not Aleekah. I told them ILLaria should be photographed. She is mùchò famous podcasterrŕŕ."
“I support everything that a woman does, like the right to open her own door.”
"Wait for me... I have little legs!"
I am so small and spanish
I hold de door e shut when I hear de PeePaw break de wind 💨. It smell muy bad 💩
💀
"Let's grab McDonalds while the kids eat nothing"
Daddy don't you walk so fast🎶
That thing where a longhaired cat takes a poo but then a little bit of the turd gets stuck in the fur on their legs and hardens and eventually you have to tackle them and trim it off.
poo medallion
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Omgoodness 💀💀💀💀
🎯
Has-been and Never-was
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😂 Brilliant.
We no have circle doors in Espana
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Yes but how do you open a revolving door?
I must not know you!
"We are not together".
What if the door got stuck and she was trapped in there
Two jerks?
“Married life is rillllly nice” ❤️❤️❤️
And rilly diffront!
It’s all for show … 🥒🥸🎅🏼🥒
Wow. So chivalrous.
“Wait up daddy!”
“Dad! Dad, slow down, I have to walk you to the car! Goddammit. DAD! Stop!! You’re gonna get hit!”