Beetlejuice-era Alec Baldwin was chef’s kiss. Now he’s just an old fart in stank loafers with a rage complex. Oh, how the mighty have fallen (or something like that).
This is rich coming from one of the world’s most self-defeating people I can think of. Despite all his privilege, he’s managed to turn his life into an absolute train wreck
This guy right here was born and bred in Hollyweird. He is a scab of a human who called his daughter Ireland a "pig".....He murdered a woman and walks free. Who among us would walk free after shooting someone dead?
He thinks that because he is famous he has the right to tell everyone what to do, i.e. get off social media while he and his idiot wife stay on and inundate everyone with their shit content. Just because you're famous, and now infamous, Alec, does not make you a better person than anyone else and does not mean that your opinion on anything holds any weight. I know a lot of intellectual men and if they are married their wives are usually as intelligent as them. Your intelligence can be measured by the woman you chose as your wife - her intelligence is sub-par and therefore that makes you an idiot too. She can't even spell or speak properly in her native tongue, which is NOT Spanish. Take your own advice and get off social media, as well as your wife who abuses it more than anyone I have ever witnessed. That's like telling someone to stop drinking as you quaff a case of beer in front of them. I'm sure Meghan and Harry must be appalled that you are presenting them with whatever you are presenting them with. I hope someone tells her about the derogatory comments you made about a person of colour.
Geeeez he has turned into one ugly looking old man! .He once was good looking but ugly on the inside, now his karma is doing him HARD and the outside now matches the inside. Karma will be doing him even HARDER very soon… Sayōnara a-hole ..
It’s doubtful that this narcissistic, sweating, weight-crushing Quick Draw McGraw has ever moved any partner to ecstasy. This is why he has repeatedly rolled out this particular insult. He knows he can’t properly do the job himself because he’s probably out and panting in < 3 seconds.
His face goes with his heart. Mean motherfucker. Used to be arrogant but he can't be that anymore bc he so gross looking. Pretentious and the scholar elite , yes. He's just a douchebag from the word go. Go yell at one of your fans or hit a reporter trying to make a buck. You picked this life dickhead. You didn't make the best of it tho did ya? So now your old and sleeping in the bed you made!! love it when dickheads have the ability to make things right and good in their world but their such a prick they can't even do that. Karma baby!! Go mentally abuse ( or physically) you do both, to whoever's left in your fucked up world. You don't have very many left! You're such an ass your extended family can't even stand you or that skank of a lazy fuck you live with.
Coming from a man who has literally fucked himself as hard as humanly possible. Good looking out shooter. A half an ounce of humility could have prevented most of your woes. Fkn idiot grandpa.
Can they not find a plastic surgeon to fix his under eyes? My god…Hillary is so full of fillers and pulled so tight and he’s over here looking like hell.
This guys bitterness shows on his face. Meanwhile, the clueless one is taking whimsical videos of her fake finger nails clawing at the Bengals while side-eyeing herself in a Queen tank-top.
I was never a huge fan. I didn't mind him though. I always thought he was semi entertaining. I would always give him the benefit of the doubt. But the way he has handled himself this past year.. or post griftmus ...
Thank you for saying this I was afraid to say this out loud on this sub! I so want to give him the benefit of the doubt! Her? No! She's a fucking shit show!
Yeah, same here. I also sleep very well knowing that my husband is authentically who he says he is, didn’t catfish me, nor lie about who he was for 10 years, and, most importantly, I’m not SADDLED with 7 children under the age of 10!!!
Good because the feeling is mutual
Coffee is for closers 🤡🤡
Beetlejuice-era Alec Baldwin was chef’s kiss. Now he’s just an old fart in stank loafers with a rage complex. Oh, how the mighty have fallen (or something like that).
He is so not well.
Why has he not has his eyes done? It’s like a has a fupa under each eye.
He gave all his money to the brood and her eye work so apparently none left
His eye bags want to get the fuck away from his face. He is literally melting. I bet those eyebags will be his gullet soon🤣🤣🦃🤡🤡
It looks like someone fucked his eyes
This is rich coming from one of the world’s most self-defeating people I can think of. Despite all his privilege, he’s managed to turn his life into an absolute train wreck
I could pack ten years into them that eyebags
Yeah-what’s swell guy
He’s obviously following The Living Clearly Method!
Underrated comment 🤣
My first thought was the Buffalo Bill dancing scene from Silence of the Lambs.
I thought of the "extra hairgel" from There's Something About Mary
Did he say something today that I missed?
Something about get off social media and don't believe what we read so I guess no, I don't think so.
I turn around for three seconds...
How did this piece of shit survive the #metoo movement ? Most likely the same reason he hasn't been charged for killing that young girl
Toback is one of his good friends, they made a movie together about shopping a movie at film festivals.
This guy right here was born and bred in Hollyweird. He is a scab of a human who called his daughter Ireland a "pig".....He murdered a woman and walks free. Who among us would walk free after shooting someone dead?
I just shudder when I see that mug🤮
What a ‘Kindness Warrior’ and family man.
He is his own worst enemy. Can you imagine being his PR person?
He thinks that because he is famous he has the right to tell everyone what to do, i.e. get off social media while he and his idiot wife stay on and inundate everyone with their shit content. Just because you're famous, and now infamous, Alec, does not make you a better person than anyone else and does not mean that your opinion on anything holds any weight. I know a lot of intellectual men and if they are married their wives are usually as intelligent as them. Your intelligence can be measured by the woman you chose as your wife - her intelligence is sub-par and therefore that makes you an idiot too. She can't even spell or speak properly in her native tongue, which is NOT Spanish. Take your own advice and get off social media, as well as your wife who abuses it more than anyone I have ever witnessed. That's like telling someone to stop drinking as you quaff a case of beer in front of them. I'm sure Meghan and Harry must be appalled that you are presenting them with whatever you are presenting them with. I hope someone tells her about the derogatory comments you made about a person of colour.
I know! Beyotch is retarded.
😂😂
Ladies and gentlemen, the world's orneriest mâitre d! 🍽️
Looking for a gif that shows the face I just pulled
He looks like Jack Lemmon in Grumpy Old Men.
Wow it really is true. You can dress a monkey up in a tuxedo but it’s still a monkey.
He got the face he deserved
And the wife he deserves!!
Fucking asshat ruined 30 Rock for me.
He added the eye bags again for full effect.
I sure ain't gonna let him do it.
All these comments are gold! But, truly, the only reason he has this face is because he is losing his precious money.
I’m pretty sure the Gold Star family lawsuit settled?
Those bags don't say tired, they say kidney issues.
I agree. This isn’t just sleep related. This is kidney or heart issues.
Someone check the Assisted Living….
Geeeez he has turned into one ugly looking old man! .He once was good looking but ugly on the inside, now his karma is doing him HARD and the outside now matches the inside. Karma will be doing him even HARDER very soon… Sayōnara a-hole ..
Go to your wife's plastic surgeon and do something about those bags
He looks so booze bloated.
I just can’t imagine being married to this angry, self righteous, arrogant narcissist.
Him to her or her to him 🤓
He’s yucky 🤢!!
Consider the source... indeed!
🤢🤮
Your flair 😂
Damn if he and Gary Busey aren’t sharing a stylist.
Lol!!!
Alec. You’re absolutely decaying. Stfu!
His face looks like it got fucked hard.
And put away wet.
This made me laugh out loud!
Lol!
And then blocked.
Oooh, I could pack so many outfits into those bags under his eyes.
It’s doubtful that this narcissistic, sweating, weight-crushing Quick Draw McGraw has ever moved any partner to ecstasy. This is why he has repeatedly rolled out this particular insult. He knows he can’t properly do the job himself because he’s probably out and panting in < 3 seconds.
His face goes with his heart. Mean motherfucker. Used to be arrogant but he can't be that anymore bc he so gross looking. Pretentious and the scholar elite , yes. He's just a douchebag from the word go. Go yell at one of your fans or hit a reporter trying to make a buck. You picked this life dickhead. You didn't make the best of it tho did ya? So now your old and sleeping in the bed you made!! love it when dickheads have the ability to make things right and good in their world but their such a prick they can't even do that. Karma baby!! Go mentally abuse ( or physically) you do both, to whoever's left in your fucked up world. You don't have very many left! You're such an ass your extended family can't even stand you or that skank of a lazy fuck you live with.
“His face goes with his heart. Mean motherfucker. Used to be arrogant but he can't be that anymore bc he so gross looking.” 🎯🎯🎯
💯 Preach! Love this.
Well i suppose that's the closest he'll get to having a sex life
Before he blocks us.
Coming from a man who has literally fucked himself as hard as humanly possible. Good looking out shooter. A half an ounce of humility could have prevented most of your woes. Fkn idiot grandpa.
Better than having to fuck HIM.
Lol
LOL!
Yes, ma’am.✔️
Sounds fun. 😍
Alec need a lower bleph desperately. Sometimes they’re covered by insurance if it impedes eyesight.
Already on it Alec 👍🏼
Can they not find a plastic surgeon to fix his under eyes? My god…Hillary is so full of fillers and pulled so tight and he’s over here looking like hell.
My theory is he's keeping them in case he has to go on trial to make himself look haggard with grief.
Ooooh & Big Larry's followers
My guess is that he saves every penny for ig Larry's tampon jackets & paparazzi photo shoots.
I don't think he has much time left.
He’s in the end of Mario where the music speeds up and he knows it
he's so disgusting, everything is some weird sexual undertone
Well he looks like he's already been fucked hard, rode hard and put away wet with a bottle of bourbon.
Looks like he drank the bottle of bourbon. For breakfast. And has done so every morning for the last 20 years.
He looks like he's been on an IV of Everclear.
and a packet of Lucky Strike unfiltered
Damn...dat face!!!!!
This guys bitterness shows on his face. Meanwhile, the clueless one is taking whimsical videos of her fake finger nails clawing at the Bengals while side-eyeing herself in a Queen tank-top.
😂😂
But he's saying "NOTHING is proceeding as I have foreseen". 😆
Given the choice of fucking him or his wife, I’m definitely going with fucking myself. Just need a palette cleanser to scrub my eyeballs if this image
His insides are officially oozing to his outside through his beady eyes, and it’s terrifying.
Terrifying yet poetic perfection. So deserved
Truly the face he deserves. Back at you, Killz
He already fucked himself hard when he married the fake Spaniard and he knows it.
He does, and the fact that he still defends her grift so vociferously makes him truly despicable.
His face looks like pancake batter.
Nice and lumpy 🥞
He's so ugly. Inside and out.
Alec plz consult w/your wife's plastic surgeon.
Just did. Thanks for the request Alec.
He fucked himself hard
Such a class act. And he looks like his face is melting.
That right there is the face of a man who’s happy with his life and the choices he’s made. 🙌
Dont mind if I do.
Imagine having those ball sac eyes watching you all day long . I ALMOST feel bad for Lawrence.. Almost..
Lawrence 🤣😂🤣😂
He pulls them up to make his own sleep mask at night.
Those under-eye bags remind me of foreskin
"I wish I could un-know that."
Girl I will never be able to unsee that 😭
Ya look like a drunken bum, Bahldween
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I heard SAG told Alec the only way he would be on a movie set from now on is if he is the garage can for Craft services.
He would win a sag(gy) award for those eye bags.
He’s so gross. Imagine having all those little kids, facing possible murder charges, Hilaria BUT being worried about us pepinos 🥒
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NPD baby! They have a limited repertoire.
I was never a huge fan. I didn't mind him though. I always thought he was semi entertaining. I would always give him the benefit of the doubt. But the way he has handled himself this past year.. or post griftmus ...
Thank you for saying this I was afraid to say this out loud on this sub! I so want to give him the benefit of the doubt! Her? No! She's a fucking shit show!
I’d rather fuck myself than him!
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Me too!
What did he do?
Yeah ok. I'll do that as I drift off to good sleep later knowing I haven't murdered anyone.
Yeah, same here. I also sleep very well knowing that my husband is authentically who he says he is, didn’t catfish me, nor lie about who he was for 10 years, and, most importantly, I’m not SADDLED with 7 children under the age of 10!!!
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he he he he
Better than fucking him 🤮
Ewwwwww I'd rather sew my vag up forever!
For shizzle
What happened to CTS?
Imagine being proud that THIS GUY is your husband lmfao
They’re both the very best the other could do.
Hey Alec! Go self-Canabalize. Hard!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Eat dirt old man.
I will do just that!!! more pleasurable than having to fuck that dried husk for a Moncler!
Dried husk filled with Clamato.
dried husk
Whelp. Peepaw can eat a bag of dicks.
We aren't talking about his Studio 54 days Layne, lol