Or the episode where Elaine finds out Jerry's waist is a 32, and he buys 30-inch waisted jeans just to swap the labels so people believe he has a 30 inch waist.
I saw him at the meet and greet after a show 10 years ago. I remember him being short but not "holy shit" short. I'm 6'7 so I think everybody's sort of short.
Same, last time I met him I think was in 2013, but he was equal my height. He'd post pictures of him with his fans on his websites. Yes I still have the picture, no I'm not going to post it.
Yeah I legit have a coworker who always jokes about me being short. I’m a 5’3” tall woman, he’s the exact same height as me. Swears he’s 5’7” though and cannot stand to be told he’s short.
I saw him in real life one time like 10 years ago. He was talking to some fans in front of a coffee shop in my town and I happened to be walking to work. I can confirm there is no way he's 5'8. 5'6 at most.
It's entirely possible that He's shrinking, which is totally real and happens to people as they age. Maybe the last time he checked he was 5'8" but with age you eventually shrink. My father was always taller than me and he's 65 now and I'm noticing I'm slowly creeping up to him, but I'm 39 so there's no chance I'm growing. He's just getting shorter.
Not really. He just kind of laughed while saying “thats not true its a little longer than that” while aslo saying heyyyy thats not nice your so mean Ari. Then changed the subject to new zealand .
I have this bro-science hypothesis that because Joe is 5'3" he wishes he had had a doctor willing to put him on growth hormone as a kid so he could've been taller and he rages at the medical establishment in part because they said dwarfism starts at 4'10" in males so no HGH for you!
Never understood why he’s so insecure about his height, everyone knows he ain’t 5’8. You think a comedian could use his own height as a joke like how Kevin hart does but rogan tries to hide it.
I think moving forward we should ask all fighters to stand tall when around Joe Rogan so that if it so happens there’s a camera that catches a glimpse, we could accurately measure him.
There have been threads about his height for like over 15 years on the MMA forums. A number of people claim they met him, shook his hand etc, consensus seems to be he could be like 5'6".
On a different note about 15 years ago I worked at an airport and had to hand out a few things to Cristiano Ronaldo. He was with his mom who was and this isn't an exaggeration.. comically tiny. He looked almost double her height. I have no idea how this dude became one of the best athletes in history.
We get it, Joe is negative 4 meters tall and warps the fabric of spacetime. This meme is so worn out that it's more dead than the horse CNN says Joe stole his Ivermectin from.
You have 24 usable disks in your spine. At age 54, you'll have lost about about 3 mm per disk due to age and compression. That's 72 mm which is about slightly less than 3 inches.
Well he’s said he lost a few inches from exercising and wrestling just grinding down his spine cartilage. The real questionable thing here is what this dude is wearing
Why does anybody give a fuck how tall he is? I've seen these posts time and again. Like is this supposed to be funny? Bobby Lee is like 5'3 and nobody ever mentions it.
Jesus Christ i think I’m leaving this sub. It’s literally just a bunch of people who hate Rogan. Every single post is just talking shit about him. I just wanted a place to talk about the episodes not a I hate Joe Rogan sub.
Well yeah. Most people here are listeners from years ago and he's different person now so it makes sense that a large percentage of people here are no longer on the same wavelength as Joe
Look.. weeee giiit ok, weeeeeee giiitttt it. Lil Joe is your Adonis.. but does he really have the Bess brains for the dee alrts. Also, how many chiggs ya fugg bapa?
He cuts height for the fights bro. Better to fit on the screen.
Pull me up jamie
hahahaha
Rose without shoes too
Brilliant
Underated comment right here. Laughed out loud for real
I’m deceased
Wouldn't he also be in shoes and Rose would be barefoot?
Shoes with lifts*
He's 5'3"
Very good point
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/1456735729703391235
Not just regular shoes he has booster soles in his shoes.
I met him during his comedy tour this past August, and there’s no way in hell he’s 5’8 lmao
So you survived a complete MUUUURRRRDEEEEERRRRRIIING?
He's recently admitted that he might be closer to 5'7 because 'he's older and his spine has compressed'
Comedy?
I'm 5'9" barefoot and I cannot picture Joe only being 1 inch shorter than me. I feel like I'd tower over him lol
Wait, he’s a comedian? /s
5 foot 8...wait...carry the one...divide by pi...Joe is 4 foot 20 inches
I hate that this is actually correct.
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That's ludicrous
This is the comment I was looking for
That paper boy hat won’t save you joe
Little rascals hat*
He has a phone book hidden in the top of the hat so it looks like he's 5 inches taller than he actually is.
That time he was on Kill Tony and everyone just fucking shredded him for wearing that hat 😂 He legit hasn't worn it again on the show
Extree! Extree! Namajunas Zhang Championship Rubber Match!
He reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where George wears Timberlands just to be 5'8
“The betrayal” it’s the episode that goes in reverse
Or the episode where Elaine finds out Jerry's waist is a 32, and he buys 30-inch waisted jeans just to swap the labels so people believe he has a 30 inch waist.
I remember him saying he was 5-10 on Fear Factor, and I thought to myself "man those girls must be tall standing next to him!"
lmaoo do you have a clip?
I am 5’6.5” without shoes on exactly and it is (not) surprising the amount of guys who are at my height who say they are 5’8” or even 5’9”.
I think This is the exact reason people think 5’8 is short. I know a few people around my height (5’5) who claim 5’8…
The little rascal hat adds 3 inches
Met him once I’m 5’7” on a good day and he was shorter than me.
I met him last year, I’m 4’ 5” and I was at least a foot taller than him
I saw him at the meet and greet after a show 10 years ago. I remember him being short but not "holy shit" short. I'm 6'7 so I think everybody's sort of short.
Same, last time I met him I think was in 2013, but he was equal my height. He'd post pictures of him with his fans on his websites. Yes I still have the picture, no I'm not going to post it.
He compressed his spine from his form with kettlebells
It’s entirely possible
In heels
Oh Joe, you lil rascal!!
He’s got hulk hogan syndrome man just shrinkin away each year, news radio joe...6’4”
That’s because the Leg Drop compressed his spine. Same for Stone Cold
He is 5"8 but has trained his body to grow and shrink by using DMT and cryochambers
Don’t forget about the sauna.
I heard he was 6'3". On his mamma's shoulders.
Thanks man. Laughed out laud
I talked to him after one of his cawlmedy shows. He’s definitely at least 6 foot. Great guy, never met ‘em though.
Wait.. what?
5’ 6” 200 pounds, joe is obese.
Hat and shoes. 5'3" 198.
Nah
Why does he lie? I just don’t see the point
Tons of guys do it. I've never understood the point.
Yeah I legit have a coworker who always jokes about me being short. I’m a 5’3” tall woman, he’s the exact same height as me. Swears he’s 5’7” though and cannot stand to be told he’s short.
He's probably around 5'6 at most, when he takes pics with DC who's like 5'9 he towers over him
I saw him in real life one time like 10 years ago. He was talking to some fans in front of a coffee shop in my town and I happened to be walking to work. I can confirm there is no way he's 5'8. 5'6 at most.
She’s a pretty tall 5’5 though
I’ve heard him say 5’10”
More like 5’6” lol
I want a stat on "how much time have people put into looking into joe rogans height"
The best thing he could do for humanity is just come clean and get measured on a live broadcast for the world to see
When I die from DMT powered chimps launching kettle bells 350 yards, I’ll look up this stat.
No way he's not wearing lifts also.
When I googled “Joe Rogan height” these came up. The internet is a cruel place.
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He’s really insecure based off the way he goes on scripted rants when you touch certain subjects
It's entirely possible that He's shrinking, which is totally real and happens to people as they age. Maybe the last time he checked he was 5'8" but with age you eventually shrink. My father was always taller than me and he's 65 now and I'm noticing I'm slowly creeping up to him, but I'm 39 so there's no chance I'm growing. He's just getting shorter.
Men are super insecure about their height for some reason.
He's 5' 6" on a good day
5'5" or 5'6".
I never bought the hype of him faking his height untill now. I'm only 5'7" so I'm not gonna shit on em but I'm a believer
Joe forgot his high heels at home that day.
To be fair he was clowning himself on how short he is on the podcast with Ari, Mark & Shane.
Have you got a link? Would like to watch that haha
Not really. He just kind of laughed while saying “thats not true its a little longer than that” while aslo saying heyyyy thats not nice your so mean Ari. Then changed the subject to new zealand .
Obviously he not wearing his heels here
He’s gotta be 5’ 4”
And hes wearing shoes and she isnt
I'm literally 5'5", I should have been a comic
Joe Insecurogan
This sub is full of Height Supremacists.
His self-purported height is the greatest conspiracy theory never addressed on his show.
Him having a Napoleon complex explains nearly everything tbh.
Including his hair plugs.
She's also most likely barefoot.
This girl is self conscious of her height and tells everyone she’s shorter than she really is. Definitely the girl.
I still think it should be Joe I can such my own dick Rogan
Oh shit you can almost say Joe is " taking over" that stage in that "sissy" pink hoodie. Yaaaas you go bitch!
Little boy shaking hands with an old Queen
Who cares.
Who wins this fight
Rose is a fighter for a living. He's got 50lbs min on her but he's also even money to cry when she lands the first punch. I'm genuinely conflicted.
Pssht... Theres only 50 people in the world who can beat Joe.
I mean it's gonna be Joe, let's be real
Careful with those ice baths Joe, they’ll shrink more than your pecker
I don’t have a picture but I ran into joe years back and I’m 5 foot 8 he was dead on about my size
He’s probably 3’8”.
And he’s probably wearing shoes
Says the guy who "brought his own dick up to his lips just to see if he could but then stopped there". This dude lying.
I saw paulie walnuts at the cotto/foreman weigh-in. He’s like 5’5”
wow either rose got taller or joe shrunk and got stockier.
Small man complex.
I call it Allen Iverson syndrome.
I heard the more dmt you take the shorter you get.
5 foot 6. Obese. Healthily
I have this bro-science hypothesis that because Joe is 5'3" he wishes he had had a doctor willing to put him on growth hormone as a kid so he could've been taller and he rages at the medical establishment in part because they said dwarfism starts at 4'10" in males so no HGH for you!
Me being 5'7" and seeing this has made my day
Y’all stay talking shit in this sub and it’s fucking hilarious!!!
There's a supplement for that...
Its preposterous
When is he coming out, forreal?
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Never understood why he’s so insecure about his height, everyone knows he ain’t 5’8. You think a comedian could use his own height as a joke like how Kevin hart does but rogan tries to hide it.
I thought he was 5’ 6’’ lol
Hey, who to say she didn’t have high heels 👠 👀
Thats a really heavy hat.
He’s standing on his stool.
He’s like totally 5’9”…….
Awww how cute. A little one
He’s standing in one of them stage holes, gets him every time.
This sub has made me believe Joe is a hobbit
With heels on
Joe is 5'8" in those fancy hunting boots w/lifts
So I recently got a car and it's dead ass slow. Quick in the corners but no power.
Joe is 5'8" ... on his mother's shoulders
I met him once and he’s the same height as my wife, around 5’2-4
I think moving forward we should ask all fighters to stand tall when around Joe Rogan so that if it so happens there’s a camera that catches a glimpse, we could accurately measure him.
There have been threads about his height for like over 15 years on the MMA forums. A number of people claim they met him, shook his hand etc, consensus seems to be he could be like 5'6".
A shame Bill Burr forever ruined the little rascals hat for him.
“Would you say you’re more like 5’7 and 3/4?” “Yea that’s probably more like it”
Joe says he never lies but says he is 5'8 😂
Can't be a coincidence
With his little rascals hat
Little man syndrome, explains alot.
Looks like he is the same height as brinda
I remember the first fight I saw him host.
On a different note about 15 years ago I worked at an airport and had to hand out a few things to Cristiano Ronaldo. He was with his mom who was and this isn't an exaggeration.. comically tiny. He looked almost double her height. I have no idea how this dude became one of the best athletes in history.
That’s the tallest cap ever made
Joe dressed to go to a high school homecoming game
What’s up with all the hatred against short guys?
Not hating on Joe because he's short. We're hating because he lies about his height
Joe doesn’t hate all short guys, just the ones who aren’t excessively manly. Hell, Cam Haynes is also a manlet and Joe loves that guy.
Toe Wore that hat on purpose
Why is every other post here about Joes height?
Because he lies about his height?
We get it, Joe is negative 4 meters tall and warps the fabric of spacetime. This meme is so worn out that it's more dead than the horse CNN says Joe stole his Ivermectin from.
Didn't you get the memo? The sub's reached the max hack level; only one more til prestige.
Ok, say he’s 5’6’’ does that change anything?
5'5" 5'4" withour those thick heeled shoes he loves
Yeah? Any taller and he'll be booted from the Lollipop Guild.
Besides exposing his insecurity?
Only guys that are 5'8 care how tall Joe Rogan is.
Then why does Rogan care
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You know you can verify this isn't edited, by watching the ceremonial weigh-ins that happened yesterday, right?
You have 24 usable disks in your spine. At age 54, you'll have lost about about 3 mm per disk due to age and compression. That's 72 mm which is about slightly less than 3 inches.
Short dudes are sexy
Joe rogan is litterally 5'3
Take that dumb fucking hat off !!!
Who gives af?! I swear you guys will latch on the anything and everything and all band together to be mad about anything joe Rogan.
What does it matter
Ask Rogan, he's the one who lied about it.
To be fair he’s wearing shoes and she’s not.
Well he’s said he lost a few inches from exercising and wrestling just grinding down his spine cartilage. The real questionable thing here is what this dude is wearing
Dilate
Why does anybody give a fuck how tall he is? I've seen these posts time and again. Like is this supposed to be funny? Bobby Lee is like 5'3 and nobody ever mentions it.
Who actually cares? I feel like half this sub desperately seeks to denigrate Rogan purely out of jealousy.
He looked taller than Brandon Moreno when standing next to him and Moreno is 5'7. Does this motherfucker change heights every few months or what?
He probably changes shoes lol. When the big boys come out for the weigh in Joe can sneak in a couple extra inches on the heels of his shoes
Damn the Joe Rogan sub really hates Joe.
It was fun when it was more ball busting. The sort of shit you’d joke around with your friends. Now it’s weird Reddit people trying to “take Joe down”
It's pretty fucking sad.
I originally thought OP was having fun and shit talking, as
Jesus Christ i think I’m leaving this sub. It’s literally just a bunch of people who hate Rogan. Every single post is just talking shit about him. I just wanted a place to talk about the episodes not a I hate Joe Rogan sub.
They pin new episode discussions
Are you saying there is nowhere on the entire internet you can go to have a positive conversation about Joe? That's hilarious.
Stop crying, nobody hates Rogan except Rogan.
I'm sure you'll be missed.
Well yeah. Most people here are listeners from years ago and he's different person now so it makes sense that a large percentage of people here are no longer on the same wavelength as Joe
Hey Joe. Cock. I’m drunk. Like really drunk. You tiny. Everyone hates you. But some love you. Cock.
Y’all are so jealous af of rogan and his success
We're just making fun of a comedian
rogan will never be your daddy no matter how hard you wish
Look.. weeee giiit ok, weeeeeee giiitttt it. Lil Joe is your Adonis.. but does he really have the Bess brains for the dee alrts. Also, how many chiggs ya fugg bapa?
Can't buy height.
Op wants to talk shit about Joe, but ops genuinely likes the band Chevelle.