Not to mention Amazon is probably searched a lot, so it's suggesting what is typed in. Also corporate interest, but everyone knows this I feel. Normal people keep typing in ardvark or advertisement ..
Yes, if you have any of the apps (Facebook, gmail, instagram, chrome, etc) on background refresh or have the process running in the background it will pickup sounds, phone calls, and messages. We have all agreed and allowed them to do this.
No shit right? We've all known this about google forever. The real deep shit is what google is doing with image search and politically incorrect sites.
This is fukn dumb. Of course they’re gonna promote sites they do business with. And no shit they’re gonna put their own products and services up there as well. Homie was acting like he was revealing a cure for cancer.
Lmao, this is the guy that those mockery conspiracy videos are made after. There are 6 letters in the word Google. 6 ÷2 is 3. There are 3 sides to a triangle. Therefore Illuminati
This has got to be one of the worst JRE podcasts of all time right?? This guy can’t explain anything, he’s super condescending, and when Joe presses him on any of his claims it doesn’t seem to be based on anything substantial. The crazy part is this guy has some incredible credentials. Mind boggling.
This right here. Everybody in here clowning on this obvious doofus not realizing this is also your neighbor, your friends from church, your friends at work, your cousin, probably several people you encounter on your day today endeavors. The focus is on the feeling of discovering the thing behind the curtain, regardless of if that narrative is consistent or if the facts even support the case. That is inconsequential to revealing an underlying hidden thing that only you and few select others are able to see.
This episode was so painful to get through. I knew from the beginning when Joe said "What's the operating system you use?", and the guest had no clue what the operating system was. From that point, I knew I wasn't going to care for this guy.
"So your first and third suggestions...." OK DUDE what a cold reading mother fucker. You can spot these charlatans a mile away if you can avoid being mesmerized by bullshit for maybe 20 seconds.
He literally says Amazon is the largest source of traffic for Google while also trying to point out that it’s strange that it’s the top search result for the letter A… I can’t even
This guy is an idiot and has no clue what seo is. Google is giving you suggestions based off location and search history of yourself and others around you BECAUSE THATS THE POINT. It’s in their best interest to give you what you’re looking for so you’ll reuse their product.
This is really disturbing. I googled dumbfuck and this guy was the first 10 results. But that's not all. Google also had a "did you mean?" section that gave "dickless dumbfuck shits in his own cereal on JRE". Conspiracy? You decide.
Reminds me of when a kid would come in school to the rest of us pulling a serious and dramatic face and tone only to tell us an obvious thing we all knew. We’d then laugh at and take the piss out of him for the next week or so, so that they’d never come back to us with retarded shit like this.
My dad is in his seventies and not very tech savy, this is the conversation we would have if I somehow hired him to find proof that Google is manipulating me.
For some reason if we criticize this boring ass dude we are liberal cucks. Jesus Christ can you call someone fucking boring without it being about left or right?
Did this guy really just imply that Google suggesting “Amazon” is a conspiracy when he himself admits that Amazon is Google’s number one source of traffic? So basically, if someone is on Google, there’s already a pretty good chance that they’re there to use Amazon, and those odds go WAY up if you type in an A. How is that mind blowing?
What's interesting is that both Amazon and Google are controlled by Umbrella Corp (black Rock and vanguard have circular ownership and are the top shareholder in both companies.
They have about 10% between them. Means a lot of money for them but not diddly squat on the decisions compared to Larry Page and Sergey Brin alone, let alone all the other shareholders.
It says AD before the first three results. Google sucks compared to duck duck go for sure... but this isn't news to anyone. Except this guy? I .... guess?
These guests that speak with a elementary teacher talking to a 3rd grader of explanations and setting up questions is so difficult to listen to even if he has found some good insights. “Guess what” “HA.. slow drink of water I’ve done studies..” what an ear assault..
this convo felt like when u are on a lot of weed and u just want it to end but u did too much and everyone is talking slow as shit but even so you cant understand a goddam thing they're saying until u remember everybody is high as fuck and then u panik
He tried to get Joe to say “Gay porn” when he typed in G
Lmfao
So it is Joe exotic
Well you ain’t that straight
Give this man an award
Thanks. I laughed out loud.
mindblowing facts straight from the year 2000
I won’t sleep tonight. I’m having PTSD
This comes off like a child who fucked up a magic trick they just learned.
I thought Joe Exotic was in jail?
That’s Joe Domestic
Joe ironic
I liked him better with the meth and tigers
Glad I’m not the only one to think that 😅
Lmmfao...me too
I came to this subreddit for this.
Blow jobs go a long way
LOL
That’s who he favors hahahaha
This is the the last time you’ll ever be on the podcast…
Foreal this man was cringy as fuck
You know whoever is supposed to vet the guests got a stern talking to after this.
Lmfaoooo
How did he get on this first time? I would have made a better guest.
This guy comes off as an unlikable smartass.
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This dudes VCR is blinking 12:00 guaranteed
🤣🤣🤣 He definitely has a VCR still hooked up.
This guy thinks he's the first person to see that Google advertises? That was painful to watch.
Not to mention Amazon is probably searched a lot, so it's suggesting what is typed in. Also corporate interest, but everyone knows this I feel. Normal people keep typing in ardvark or advertisement ..
I got Aliexpress with A. G - ghost rider cartel. Didn’t work.
wanna know what’s the kicker?
Buddy just found out about Google adsense. This has been around for 15 years.
Seo is all you need to know
Narrator: It isn't
thats nothing. facebook actually seems to hear you and look through your chats to suggest its ads
Google/your phone does the same thing
Yes, if you have any of the apps (Facebook, gmail, instagram, chrome, etc) on background refresh or have the process running in the background it will pickup sounds, phone calls, and messages. We have all agreed and allowed them to do this.
That guy was whack as fuck
Who it this guy, Mr.Nopoint
I haven’t listened. Who the f is this guy. Sounds like a dummy
Is this supposed to blow my mind?
No shit right? We've all known this about google forever. The real deep shit is what google is doing with image search and politically incorrect sites.
Bro I keep losing it when it zooms on his face
Almost McSpitfire style, good stuff
Guy: This is the last time Joe uses Google!
Is he retarded or something?
I just read this comment my head like the kid on billy Madison. I really hope that’s what you were going for
What the fuck did I just watch and why do I suddenly feel much dumber?
This is fukn dumb. Of course they’re gonna promote sites they do business with. And no shit they’re gonna put their own products and services up there as well. Homie was acting like he was revealing a cure for cancer.
Lmao, this is the guy that those mockery conspiracy videos are made after. There are 6 letters in the word Google. 6 ÷2 is 3. There are 3 sides to a triangle. Therefore Illuminati
Pretty much my thoughts
Deadset thought this was Joe Exotic
If this was the early 2000’s this might be a little surprising to people
I hope google suggests that this guest never be invited back to the podcast.
No, that’s his hat.
Best part of the podcast is when he said “you are distracting me from my work and studies today by the way joe “
Wow mind= blowwwn
interesting subject but I couldn’t get through this one. This guy was hard to listen to
That shit was passing me off.
Joe: is it because they’ve personalized results down to me, Joe Rogan, or just evidence of their algorithm at work?
You made the right choice I made if halfway through before I dipped on it
Worst episode ever. This guy provided nothing new.
The tigerking got out?
You think he was thinking that Joe’s name started with a G?
Oh, oh, try "P"!
My results were:
That weird. I typed "A" and i got" anal destruction for lactating BBWs".. this guy is full of shit.
Lmao I work in marketing and with SEO and this guy is an idiot.
this is was one of the worse guest in a while. He sounded confused half of the time.
Lol. Type the letter “A” knowing nod. This guy isn’t fit to tell me how to set the clock on my microwave
Everyone is this thread is just mad because they will NEVER use Google again 😂😂
This guy was hired by google as a reverse psychiatrist
So? Who gives a fuck? I'm gonna keep using google
This is some boomer ass thinking. Lmfao the look on Joe's face has me rollin.
Dumb as fuck
please give me my 3 min back
This dudes acting like search engine optimization is a bad thing
When I type g the fourth suggestion is Google search which I am already using. Lol
This has got to be one of the worst JRE podcasts of all time right?? This guy can’t explain anything, he’s super condescending, and when Joe presses him on any of his claims it doesn’t seem to be based on anything substantial. The crazy part is this guy has some incredible credentials. Mind boggling.
This guy represents half of america right now.
This right here. Everybody in here clowning on this obvious doofus not realizing this is also your neighbor, your friends from church, your friends at work, your cousin, probably several people you encounter on your day today endeavors. The focus is on the feeling of discovering the thing behind the curtain, regardless of if that narrative is consistent or if the facts even support the case. That is inconsequential to revealing an underlying hidden thing that only you and few select others are able to see.
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This guy reminds me of the Weinsteins thinking he’s uncovered some profound thing. He is so unlikable it’s crazy
I saw his hat in the thumbnail and said out loud to myself “who’s this whack job?”
Dude needs to google some bitches.
100% cringe
Imagine going on a show that 11 million people listen to at various times and be this bad at talking.
This episode was so painful to get through. I knew from the beginning when Joe said "What's the operating system you use?", and the guest had no clue what the operating system was. From that point, I knew I wasn't going to care for this guy.
Who tf is this guy? Whole thread, no one said.
"If you knew what I know Joe…"
I've watched probably 2,000 hours of JRE and this is the first one where I had to come to Reddit to talk shit. I hate this fucking retard so much
This just showed that google amplifies the things the person was already interested in, fucking lol
Not the last time I’m using google. It’s the best search engine.
Search optimization is sooo spooky.
Who is this fuckwit?
A facebook grandma just like Joe.
Jesus Christ Joe step up your guests
Very inclusive of Joe to have special needs people on the pod.
Wow. So insightful. Who could have possibly known....It's almost like Google is a business
Ok this was cringy af
This guy is an idiot. Google search results are different by person.
This guy is a moron.
Oh no, Google ads recommended a brand new kia, guess I'll have to go out and buy one now, my hands are tied.
"So your first and third suggestions...." OK DUDE what a cold reading mother fucker. You can spot these charlatans a mile away if you can avoid being mesmerized by bullshit for maybe 20 seconds.
Amazon is the first search result when you type in “A”?!? Well I’ll be fucking damned, It can’t be.
He thought he was fixing to roast the shit out of google on that one.
I hear what this guy is saying but fucking hell hes a condescending prick.
He literally says Amazon is the largest source of traffic for Google while also trying to point out that it’s strange that it’s the top search result for the letter A… I can’t even
This guy is an idiot and has no clue what seo is. Google is giving you suggestions based off location and search history of yourself and others around you BECAUSE THATS THE POINT. It’s in their best interest to give you what you’re looking for so you’ll reuse their product.
This is really disturbing. I googled dumbfuck and this guy was the first 10 results. But that's not all. Google also had a "did you mean?" section that gave "dickless dumbfuck shits in his own cereal on JRE". Conspiracy? You decide.
I typed in gay porn in Google and a bunch of naked men with penises came up! WTF GOOGLE. Never using Google again. Thanks Joe exotic.
This is dumb, god damn
Duck duck go
Sucks
Joe Exotic???
I don’t know about this guy.
Over 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back... can Joe just keep Bryan Callen in the other room at all times to wave him in at times like this
Joe Condescending
Got the dictionary definition of “a.” What else ya got, Chin?
Dude needs to learn how SEO works
We all know it was GILFs and not gran seiko.
Search results without the label “Ads” clearly on them are not really Ads.
He offered some interesting knowledge but his attitude was obnoxious
I just wasted three minutes of my life
Goddamn this was stupid. Oh Google wants you to look at their products and whoever pays them the most? DUUURRRRR
The elites love you all.
This guy is a fucking idiot.
This was retarded, right
My main take away is that Joe has changed from smart sounding stupid people back to stupid sounding stupid people
Reminds me of when a kid would come in school to the rest of us pulling a serious and dramatic face and tone only to tell us an obvious thing we all knew. We’d then laugh at and take the piss out of him for the next week or so, so that they’d never come back to us with retarded shit like this.
My dad is in his seventies and not very tech savy, this is the conversation we would have if I somehow hired him to find proof that Google is manipulating me.
When you fail to prove something.
For some reason if we criticize this boring ass dude we are liberal cucks. Jesus Christ can you call someone fucking boring without it being about left or right?
NO FUCKING WAY
While this dweeb is teaching Joe how to Google, perhaps he can access the settings tab and turn off predictive results as well as spellcheck.
Did this guy really just imply that Google suggesting “Amazon” is a conspiracy when he himself admits that Amazon is Google’s number one source of traffic? So basically, if someone is on Google, there’s already a pretty good chance that they’re there to use Amazon, and those odds go WAY up if you type in an A. How is that mind blowing?
I know what the inside of my Alexa Echo looks like after listening to this podcast.
In the case of Joe, it's also the first time
What's interesting is that both Amazon and Google are controlled by Umbrella Corp (black Rock and vanguard have circular ownership and are the top shareholder in both companies.
They have about 10% between them. Means a lot of money for them but not diddly squat on the decisions compared to Larry Page and Sergey Brin alone, let alone all the other shareholders.
How did this moron get on the podcast
These tech stocks deserve everything that’s coming for them
My first 4 G results aren't Google.
See, notice you didn’t say “5G”! There you go! /s
The amount of bots are fucked up in Reddit
It says AD before the first three results. Google sucks compared to duck duck go for sure... but this isn't news to anyone. Except this guy? I .... guess?
What a total and complete idiot. My. God.
Dude’s just found out google has a search history 🤦♂️ fk sake
Stopped using Google 2 years ago. Slowly weaning myself from everything Google. Already Apple and Amazon free. The phone is the hardest part.
duckduckgo
This hurts my brain
His wife was a google plant!!
I’m soooo surprised that when I type “g” that Google would suggest Google things. Wow oh wow 🤦🏻♂️
Jesus that hurt me to watch.
I put this episode on the other day and had to turn it off after 5 minutes, it really didn't take very long to tell this guy was a quack.
Shoulda let him type x
I'd say I'd never use Google again, except my phone is an Android. Doesn't seem to matter since the shits always watching.
This guy is a fucking moron
These guests that speak with a elementary teacher talking to a 3rd grader of explanations and setting up questions is so difficult to listen to even if he has found some good insights. “Guess what” “HA.. slow drink of water I’ve done studies..” what an ear assault..
Hard to watch.
This died on its arse, fast
I got - "When you're a winger in a props body"
This won't load in Chrome...
Guess what?
Can’t believe I watched that whole clip
I thought he was gonna show how Google literally censors its new results
P = pornhub
Bruhhhh does this dad not know how google searches work? Like seriously.
this convo felt like when u are on a lot of weed and u just want it to end but u did too much and everyone is talking slow as shit but even so you cant understand a goddam thing they're saying until u remember everybody is high as fuck and then u panik
Who is this guy? I don’t remember this interview.
It's so strange hearing joe talk not a 2x speed
‘A’ came up with much stranger suggestions based on my search history 😳
The last time I used Google was also the same day I started using Qwant.
Joe Exotic ain’t wrong lol
Ok so what if Google suggested Amazon. If I’m looking for “amazing cookie recipe” I’m going to just look for that.
Joe quixotic
Huh
Lol Joe still gonna use Google
Probably said Grindr and Joe didn't want to say it
This dude is so misinformed and totally off the mark, a kook is what best describes him, how he has Earnt a PHD is beyond me
Good thing i use Bing lol
Test
I'm sorry sir, but you're mistaken.
Tell me something I don’t know
Wow, this dude just discovered SEO. Genius.
Guys, Google is unfairly loading search autocompletes! I just typed in the letter B and the top five results were all for Bailey Jay!
Holy shit. Amazon is a sponsor?! Mind blown.
I feel dumb after watching those two in this clip