Imagine being in professional team building activity and they bust out the 'share something wild and unique about yourself'. You can bust out the 'my bellybutton is a swirl' which will lead to the inevitable 'can we see it', then boom - your suddenly the most popular guy in the office because Ma Nature was cool and didn't give you a turkey timer bellybutton like the others.
This is literally my first post ever on reddit: My son, who is almost 7, has the exact same belly button. I love it so much and it is one of my favorite things about this tiny human I made. I tell him often. And now I tell you. ❤️
Someone I know has one too! I thought it was unique but maybe it's just one in a billion. They are self conscious too, but it is really the coolest thing ever.
This person has posted only about their belly button for three years on reddit, the attention drawn to it is borderline fetishization rather than insecurity.
Look at all the submissions for their profile. They are not insecure about it and try to find ways to fit it into the context of every subreddit they can find. Shit is weird.
Lol I actually remember the last post a few months back or whenever it was and was fascinated but then had this almost same thread of comments about how it’s an account only on the belly button. It’s already deleted but I know exactly what account it was lol
For someone to push this hard on something so mundane makes me concerned for him, either he has a fetish or this is the only thing that is mildly interesting about him. Shame.
I was just saying isn’t it a little weird to anyone that people got close enough to him at the beach to even notice? Unless it was your immediate group of friends which they would already be aware of your button since the whole world is but random people with eagle eyes spotted that thing? Nah I don’t think so button boy
This guy isn’t insecure about his bellybutton he has a whole page dedicated to him playing with in and masturbating. He just has a bellybutton fetish and wants to see what people say about his bellybutton so that he can jerk off to the comments. Just a little FYI.
Looks super cool dude you should be proud of it. Anyone who see's my feet for the first time get's weirded out aswell but honestly I like them and I find normal feet look stupid, the same way I think your belly button spiral is doper than the normal inner or other thingy.
If it makes you feel better I hate all belly buttons. I hate cleaning it, I hate how exposed it feels. I hate that if I could somehow get rid of it, I’d look even weirder. Anyways, hope you had fun at the beach!
The spiral is the most universe esq shape. It’s found in countless animals, galaxies, etc. You are a byproduct of ancestral, cosmic energy. I fucking wish I had a spiral belly button homie.
The sooner we realize people are, individually, different-the quicker we can come together and act as a proper apex species to confront our existential problems. Shouldn't be a problem for you, infinity bellybutton.
"Are you an innie or an outie?" -"I'm a Fibonacci!"
"I was an extra in Uzumaki"
He’s a Poliwhirl!
"im a cinnamon roll"
Spiral out(ie)
Cinnamon bun
Congrats, never read Uzumaki...
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I'm not proud this was my first thought. I'll go find my hole to crawl into.
yeah, junji ito's works aren't for everyone's tastes.
Or read it and embrace your inner nine tailed fox
You must be an air bender...
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i thought 'RASENGAN!' but i like yours more
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The elusive cinnamon bun. 10/10
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Skinnamon Bun
ForbiddenSnacks
Name checks out
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Biggest insecurity yet names his Reddit account after it? Highly doubt he’s insecure then
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No, he's a Debian fan for life
Imagine being in professional team building activity and they bust out the 'share something wild and unique about yourself'. You can bust out the 'my bellybutton is a swirl' which will lead to the inevitable 'can we see it', then boom - your suddenly the most popular guy in the office because Ma Nature was cool and didn't give you a turkey timer bellybutton like the others.
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That bellybutton looks like something out of a fantasy adventure. Like it’s a belly button only possessed by the descendants of the forest queen.
Or a boring lint trap
*you're
It looks like he’s got a little pig hiding in there with only its tail sticking out
Te Fiti?
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Literally the exact thing I was thinking.
Seriously there is an awesome halloween costume to be had in all of this
I was gonna say, best be careful or Maui gonna steal their belly button. Lol
This is literally my first post ever on reddit: My son, who is almost 7, has the exact same belly button. I love it so much and it is one of my favorite things about this tiny human I made. I tell him often. And now I tell you. ❤️
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Someone I know has one too! I thought it was unique but maybe it's just one in a billion. They are self conscious too, but it is really the coolest thing ever.
I'm pregnant. I've wondered weather my baby will have an innie or outie but didn't care. Now I care. I want a swirl.
Is it a result of how the umbilical cord attached or was formed? How does the swirl happen?
That’s the coolest looking belly button this side of the Mississippi!!!
I live on the other side of the Mississippi and can confirm that it’s also the coolest belly button over here
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I used this saying (one of my old time favorites) last night!!
God damn I wish my biggest insecurity was a cool ass belly button.
This person has posted only about their belly button for three years on reddit, the attention drawn to it is borderline fetishization rather than insecurity.
Look at all the submissions for their profile. They are not insecure about it and try to find ways to fit it into the context of every subreddit they can find. Shit is weird.
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Yeah, it's not their insecurity, it's their karma source.
Lol I actually remember the last post a few months back or whenever it was and was fascinated but then had this almost same thread of comments about how it’s an account only on the belly button. It’s already deleted but I know exactly what account it was lol
Dude that looks sick as fuck. Not just saying that either!
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That is the coolest belly button I have ever seen. Mine is plain and boring now
Looking at your profile, this does not look like an insecurity to you, but more of a karma machine
This made me check and there’s like nothing other than posts about his bellybutton?? Confusion
I’m getting fetish vibes from just how many posts there are.
in the same subreddits too, about half a year apart, just so people can forget...
He responded to nearly every comment except this one. Def a karma farmer.
Lol, dude has the opposite of an insecurity. Looks like a belly button fetish fest in his profile.
Funny how OP is replying to every single comment (and in every belly button repost he does!) except for this one lol
His Reddit name even reflects it
Yeah, like where the OF link amiright?
Yeah seeing his other posts over time make me feel comfortable sharing my true thoughts.
Looks like this belly button is his entire identity.
LOL he nuked his profile
Wow…..thank you for that
For someone to push this hard on something so mundane makes me concerned for him, either he has a fetish or this is the only thing that is mildly interesting about him. Shame.
Does it change to anti clockwise when you visit the Southern Hemisphere?
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Finish that naruto tattoo
The belly button hidden in the leaf
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Your so insecure you made an entire three year account with dozens of post on multiple subs all about your bellybutton.
LMFAO
I was just saying isn’t it a little weird to anyone that people got close enough to him at the beach to even notice? Unless it was your immediate group of friends which they would already be aware of your button since the whole world is but random people with eagle eyes spotted that thing? Nah I don’t think so button boy
This guy isn’t insecure about his bellybutton he has a whole page dedicated to him playing with in and masturbating. He just has a bellybutton fetish and wants to see what people say about his bellybutton so that he can jerk off to the comments. Just a little FYI.
Nice catch.
LOL embrace the singularity. It's magnificent.
Polywhirl irl. Nice
Scrolled just for this comment. 🔥👍🔥
Soon this will be a thing for the delivery room staff to post on Instagram just like baristas and their cappuccino art.
Ancient Celtic beliefs used this symbol to represent the sun! Coolest belly button I’ve ever seen!!
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“Biggest insecurity”
Has no other claim to fame other than their bellybutton
🌀
Oh my gosh I feel like you got the prototype and we all got the ones after the machinery broke down.
You are so insecure about it that you made an account to post your belly button on 10 different subreddits?
I feel like this is a doctor's signature after giving birth to you.
It's to hypnotize the girls/guys to forget about their jaw getting tired.
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Don’t be insecure! You have the coolest belly button I’ve seen and I kinda want one like it. Never even seen another belly button worth commenting on!
He’s not insecure. Look at his posts for the last 3+years.
UsernameChecksOut
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There is definitely a market for onlyfans content centred around this. I don’t know what it would be, but I’m sure it exists.
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I just imagine the delivery room nurse tying your umbilical cord ito a cute little curlycue, chefs kiss, wraps you up and hands you to mom.
Ah, just like naruto
Frankly that's the coolest natural feature I've seen on a navel yet. I hope you don't feel so bad about it anymore. It's really quite awesome!
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Moana, make way! Nothing to be insecure about.
NARUTO!!!!!
If i was your buddy i would 100% call you swirly dan
Did his account get deleted?
Why did his acc get deleted?
How can you say you’re insecure about it when it’s the only thing you post about on this account?
Insecure/fetish
get a tattoo of a cinnamon roll over it
Really cute and cool bb
It’s such a fucking cool belly button! I want mine to look like that.
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Why would you be insecure about your belly button? It’s a perfect spiral… it’s like an anime drawing… super cool…
If you press it does dark become light and good become evil?
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That’s a rad button dude
That’s a seal if i ever saw one
that’s the prettiest belly button i’ve ever seen
Honestly, I think that looks badass. Like you have something sealed in you like Kurama or some shit😂
that's not an inny or an outty its s swirly.
Amazing. Why are you insecure? That’s the coolest thing I’ve seen all day and it’s a bellybutton!
That shirt though is straight from the early 90s lol
I’m legit jealous of your bellybutton and this is an entirely new situation. Never really thought about belly button attractiveness before lol
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THAT IS THE COOLEST BELLYBUTTON IVE EVER SEEN
If your belly button is your biggest insecurity you truly live a blessed life.
You're full of crap
i hate when people do this.
If it's your biggest insecurity then why do you keep posting about it mf
Just deleted in front of my eyes!
Whaaaaa!!! That is so rad!!!! I’m glad you’re maybe beginning to embrace it. I could see people getting that as a body mod!
People do that just to be nice. That shit is gross.
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THATS SO COOL! I’d be very proud to display such a feature! Congrats on the swirly button, that’s such a fun little physical quirk.
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Do you have some type of fetish for your belly button?
Right? An entire account that’s been posting his belly button for THREE years
Your chest looks like a perfect square in that pic
If that’s your biggest insecurity then you must have it pretty good
bro that's so cool dont be insecure about it
That’s so cool. I’m sorry you’ve felt bad about it because it’s genuinely very cool.
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Many people would pay big money for that
God I wish I was happy enough with my appearance that my biggest insecurity was my bellybutton
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Username checks out 😄
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‘Hold my tea. Watch this!’
Looks like cinmonom roll tbh
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Naruto!
Naruto ?
Not gonna lie thats pretty dope. You could easily turn it into a conversation starter with some confidence
Naruto!!
Looks super cool dude you should be proud of it. Anyone who see's my feet for the first time get's weirded out aswell but honestly I like them and I find normal feet look stupid, the same way I think your belly button spiral is doper than the normal inner or other thingy.
My 15 month old has a "cinnamon roll" belly button, and it's one of my favorite things about her!
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It’s fucking adorable!!
That belly button has a mood of its own. If it were a person, it would wear tie dye, smoke weed and surf.
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the 9 tails seal irl
I actually love it. It makes you delightfully you!
Naruto?
I came here to say the exact same! You should get some cool 9 tailed fox stuff and be a ninja, if you are into that kind of stuff
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I’m literally jealous of your belly button. I want it! And if I had it I’d show it off all the time, it’s perfect!
Uzumaki
Omg I love it! Be proud of that cinnamon bun
You have a perfect swirl!! Now I want cinnamon rolls
Dude that's adorable! Lol I never thought I'd say that about anothers belly button
Look cool to be honest.
Naruto ?
Narutooooooo
All glory to the hypno-button!
Is that a white hole? The Milky Way? Cool dude
Having that bellybutton is a huge flex. I'd show everyone.
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Where are you from? The village hidden in the leafs?
If it makes you feel better I hate all belly buttons. I hate cleaning it, I hate how exposed it feels. I hate that if I could somehow get rid of it, I’d look even weirder. Anyways, hope you had fun at the beach!
The spiral is the most universe esq shape. It’s found in countless animals, galaxies, etc. You are a byproduct of ancestral, cosmic energy. I fucking wish I had a spiral belly button homie.
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Naruto symbol! :D
Naruto?
You have a little cinnamon bun! That's so cute! Edit: I just saw that I'm not the only one with that association. But anyways - cute as heck!
He’s obviously the nine tails jinchuriki
The sooner we realize people are, individually, different-the quicker we can come together and act as a proper apex species to confront our existential problems. Shouldn't be a problem for you, infinity bellybutton.