Its great that you and your mom considered each other friends. I mean you've been living together for 40+ years and only have each other- so it makes sense.
You look like you work at a shitty vape shop, drink at the bar every night with your boys… instead of being with the wife and kids, and have a tendency to spend some or all of the rent money on coke and meth.
13 hours and not one person has wasted one second of time on you. Consider yourself roasted.
Ironically, he played "Generic Syrian Cab Driver #2" in the movie 13 Hours
The pics are actually screened by the mods and let through in batches, so I believe this one has only been up a couple hours.
You look like a Mexican Viking
Butt loving Belarusian beard bomber blows buttholes open
Just he put the horns somewhere different.
Remember kids: Always Keep locks on your phones or the homeless will steal them and post pics on Reddit…
A lot of hate for the homeless today
Nick Frost if he'd been arrested for grand larceny and crack possession?
Not even the asshole Reddit took the time to roast you, you’re not even worth trolls time on the internet, ouch… try
“My friend”
Methfriend
That’s what your mom said to your dad and he failed miserably as well.
I’ve never seen a two in one, where you’ve got clinical baldness and a ugly designer toupee to match
This man likes to have sex with stuffed animals.
Well, I dare you to run past a police officer in a subway station with that budget taliban look. With any luck, they’ll give you their best shot.
We discussed this already - imaginary friends are only in your head, but I guess it's time to subscribe stronger antipsychotics
Its great that you and your mom considered each other friends. I mean you've been living together for 40+ years and only have each other- so it makes sense.
You look like you work at a shitty vape shop, drink at the bar every night with your boys… instead of being with the wife and kids, and have a tendency to spend some or all of the rent money on coke and meth.
Dude fists Smurfs more than Gargamel dreamed of.
Mr. Slave in real life
you’re one of those dudes that sells lotion at a mall kiosk
Who uses their password for their username?
You’ll get someone’s best shot in jail.
Is this after they dared you to let them put their sweaty taint on your head?
A real life potato
He also dared your hairline to leave. And it did.
No. We don't want to see your collection of granny panties
Assuming the title is also what you'll tell the cops when your neighbors get tired of the smell coming from your crawl space.
Our boarders are closed.
LEAKED FOOTAGE of Bin Laden’s left bollock
You look like the star of an advert for a homeless charity.
Your mom was also dared by a friend to sleep with a hobo, and that's the story of how you were born
You look like every potential Walmart shoplifter
How many bombs in the backpack?
You look like you’re gonna deliver some shots soon.
I think I saw you asking for cash at the gas station earlier
You panhandled to get that paper and marker
Is that a kippah?
You look like you own a bunk bed in a one bedroom apartment
Looks like your “friends” balls have been resting on that chin so often they’ve worn out bald spots.
Less buff Goldman.. ace of cocks
Bald with a stinky bushy beard....
you look like Karim Benzema after heroin
Done, Upvoted, Please return, Have a wonderful day
Does it count as a friend's dare if they are imaginary?
Stop ONLy eating cans of hormel chili
I'd give you my best shot but I gave it to your mom.
Never buy whatever this man is selling out of his trunk.
Did your friend dare you to stand in front of the gayest background of all time too
You look exactly like a blacksmith building bad weapons for a lot of loot in an open world
Bro looks like he already saw the comments
You look like one of the Home Alone burglars' goofy younger cousin.
Muslim Santa
Bro look like he boutta be snatched by isis
Niko bellic; 'Dont do anything stupid cousin!!'