Was watching a thing on the Late Show that showed clips of various times he was talking about his tax returns over the last 10 years. His face got darker and more orange as it moved closer to the present day. Can't tell if it was video editing or if he became that insecure with all the additional media on him and just starting layering it on extra thick.
This is his real superpower - doing things any regular person would go to prison for, doing them multiple times, and having other people pay the price instead.
This should definitely be the top answer. I can't believe how he can even escape tax evasion. Despite the trope from democrats, he has literally become above the law. Everyone is afraid of him. (Or more specifically, his army of volatile supporters).
Yeah seems at best he's below average in that department. 130k seems really expensive to bang an X porn star. Figure an average person could at least have gotten a better price.
Ok. Time out. Just because Trump lost the 2020 election to “sleepy Joe”, conducted a failed coup, lost ALL of the mid term elections of his endorsed maga candidates, is embroiled in multiple serious, founded lawsuits, and desperately announced his presidential candidacy WAY before the normal time frame… you think he FAILED?!
He's bad at this though. If he was better, he would have won, just my two cents. He became so engrossed with how much deals he'll get as President of the United States that he forgot to make his lies more believable. To his supporters he can do no wrong, but I believe bucko is so bad even telling lies.
Yeah, you either have to be extremely reckless with your spending or doing something funny. Atlantic City didn’t always have competition within driving distance. It was really hard to fuck it up, but he found a way.
lying, harassing woman, harassing teenage beauty contestants, stiffing contractors, stiffing hookers, cheating on his taxes, cheating on his wives, turning in his wives for younger models, garbage words salad responses to questions, playing the victim, hypnotizing chickens, calling for the death penalty on black teenagers who were later exonerated
This is what I don’t get, he’s a blue collar hero to so many morons yet have you ever seen him in jeans and a pair of good, worn boots? How about with a gun, fishing rod, or a fucking axe in hand? Screwdriver, hand saw, or a drill? How about DRIVING a pickup truck? THROWING a ball? Petting a dog?How about helping others directly…and throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans doesn’t count.
Those pens and mugs and hats he sells? Those are to get contact info. If someone is stupid enough to buy that crap they're susceptible to further exploitation in the form of direct marketing. In turn these idiots infect those nearest to them who are most likely just as gullible.
All insults aside, he is probably the world's greatest con man. He started up a business, convinced rich dudes to put in their money to pay for it, kept half the money and let the business fail, then went and did it all again. And you think that after doing it 5 times, people would stop giving him money... But 7 fucking bankrupt businesses and literally hundreds of billions of dollar taken from the investments of old, rich men... And he still has people paying for everything he wants. I'm not saying he's so much as a decent human being, but he is an expert con man.
He is, somehow, good at marketing. Most of his statements amount to saying the equivalent of "I'm great. They're bad." I see statements like this as vacuous, and yet, they're unquestionably effective at fooling millions of people.
They're all in on it. Trump just made ppl think there are two sides. (Red vs blue) his bankruptcies were money laundering and after filing for bankruptcy, Soros loaned him 100s of millions. Then turned around and forgave that loan. You know who's married to Soros nephew?... Chelsie Clinton. Everybody is so divided while untied THEY STAND
He’s good at words. Some people, maybe most people say he’s the best at words. It’s true, it’s true. The bigglyist words are his. The RADICAL LEFT tries to say that “biggly” isn’t a real word, but we know it is don’t we folks?
Rape. Racism. Being a con man. Painting your face orange. Wearing adult diapers. Shitting adult diapers. Cheating on your wife. Trying to fuck your daughter.
In all seriousness, public speaking. He knows how to capture his audience. Extremely stupid and awful otherwise, but gotta give him a tiny bit of credit for winning in 2016.
Television. His only worthwhile achievement was a fairly popular competition game show called the apprentice, where businesspeople tried to make more money that an one another.
He's a master grifter. Hes a very wealthy person who came into politics saying that he should be elected cause he's rich and as such he'd be immune to lobbying groups cause they couldn't afford him. Yet he's always asking his supporters for money and they give it to him. I'm not talking about them buying merch. I'm talking about the donations. They are giving him between $5 and $500 a month. Why would a self proclaimed billionaire need your $50?
Donald J. Trump looked up from his handwritten Sharpie notes on index cards. He could see the crew miking his subject for the interview and putting a final dusting of makeup on his face: He was staring into the tanned and powered face of Donald J. Trump.
Normalizing men wearing makeup!
Mayonnaise eyes.
….and high heels.
Except the way he wears makeup is far from normal.
Was watching a thing on the Late Show that showed clips of various times he was talking about his tax returns over the last 10 years. His face got darker and more orange as it moved closer to the present day. Can't tell if it was video editing or if he became that insecure with all the additional media on him and just starting layering it on extra thick.
Men in heels.
😅
Not just wearing it... Wearing it really, really badly. Dude literally looks like an oompaloompa.
Bankruptcy
I informed a maga person about his bankruptcies and he said he did them because he is really good at business.
Which is just one of the tools he uses to avoid paying creditors - for which he is also an expert.
He's had plenty of experience.
Seriously he bankrupted a casino, HOW DO YOU DO THAT
Avoiding consequences.
This is his real superpower - doing things any regular person would go to prison for, doing them multiple times, and having other people pay the price instead.
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This should definitely be the top answer. I can't believe how he can even escape tax evasion. Despite the trope from democrats, he has literally become above the law. Everyone is afraid of him. (Or more specifically, his army of volatile supporters).
The real ‘Teflon Don’
getting really, really dumb people to do what he says.
And all he's saying to them is "send me more money."
Ding ding ding. We have the winner!
Avoiding consequences of his actions and jail time.
Well he's also pretty good at losing too, can't forget that one!
What are you? Like a hammer or something?
Thankfully I’m only dumb and not really, really dumb.
Tax fraud
Little tax fraud: paying off a hooker for $140,000 and deducting it as business expense. Right out in the open!
He’s not even that good. Ever seen Legal Eagle?
That’s what I said!!!
Grifting
Is he though?
GOAT at grifting
Robert Evans, is that you?
Perpetually stalling court cases against him.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men don’t go to Jail
Definitely! I don't know if that includes suing people in order to not pay them, cuz he's really good at that too.
"I call Parlay" - Trump
Nah, those are his lawyers. He is just whining to them to make it go away.
This is called "being wealthy."
Avoiding consequences of his actions
*avoiding and deflecting
Tax fraud
Breaking the law and getting away with it
Being impeached. Better than anyone.
My man is twice as good as it as anybody before him.
Raw Dogging a porn star right after his third wife gave birth while demanding loyalty from everyone around him
I feel like if he were an expert at it, he wouldn't have had to pay for it
Yeah seems at best he's below average in that department. 130k seems really expensive to bang an X porn star. Figure an average person could at least have gotten a better price.
Failing.
Ok. Time out. Just because Trump lost the 2020 election to “sleepy Joe”, conducted a failed coup, lost ALL of the mid term elections of his endorsed maga candidates, is embroiled in multiple serious, founded lawsuits, and desperately announced his presidential candidacy WAY before the normal time frame… you think he FAILED?!
Bullshitting 😂
Or just plain lying.
If he was actually good at it I might have -- just once -- said "hmm is that true?"
He's bad at this though. If he was better, he would have won, just my two cents. He became so engrossed with how much deals he'll get as President of the United States that he forgot to make his lies more believable. To his supporters he can do no wrong, but I believe bucko is so bad even telling lies.
Throwing tantrums
*tantrumps
Heh. Those can lead to strokes. Just sayin',,,,,
Sexual harassment and defrauding subcontractors.
Grabbing them by the ..oh nevermind
Bankrupting a casino. It's extremely hard to bankrupt a casino. Imo it had to be money laundering.
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Yeah, you either have to be extremely reckless with your spending or doing something funny. Atlantic City didn’t always have competition within driving distance. It was really hard to fuck it up, but he found a way.
Take a cash cow and milk it to death - or eating the goose that lays golden eggs.
This is the reason Trump in Las Vegas is only a hotel without any gaming.
Dividing the country
And now we watch him divide the Republican party.
💯
Convincing dumb people they are smart for doing whatever he says.
lying, harassing woman, harassing teenage beauty contestants, stiffing contractors, stiffing hookers, cheating on his taxes, cheating on his wives, turning in his wives for younger models, garbage words salad responses to questions, playing the victim, hypnotizing chickens, calling for the death penalty on black teenagers who were later exonerated
This is what I don’t get, he’s a blue collar hero to so many morons yet have you ever seen him in jeans and a pair of good, worn boots? How about with a gun, fishing rod, or a fucking axe in hand? Screwdriver, hand saw, or a drill? How about DRIVING a pickup truck? THROWING a ball? Petting a dog?How about helping others directly…and throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans doesn’t count.
Selling stupid stuff to idiots.
Those pens and mugs and hats he sells? Those are to get contact info. If someone is stupid enough to buy that crap they're susceptible to further exploitation in the form of direct marketing. In turn these idiots infect those nearest to them who are most likely just as gullible.
Being an idiot.
Asshattery.
Racism
Sadly yes
Also sexism
Getting attention
All insults aside, he is probably the world's greatest con man. He started up a business, convinced rich dudes to put in their money to pay for it, kept half the money and let the business fail, then went and did it all again. And you think that after doing it 5 times, people would stop giving him money... But 7 fucking bankrupt businesses and literally hundreds of billions of dollar taken from the investments of old, rich men... And he still has people paying for everything he wants. I'm not saying he's so much as a decent human being, but he is an expert con man.
He is, somehow, good at marketing. Most of his statements amount to saying the equivalent of "I'm great. They're bad." I see statements like this as vacuous, and yet, they're unquestionably effective at fooling millions of people.
💯
Funny how he conned old white men out of billions and yet he's the worst enemy to liberals.
They're all in on it. Trump just made ppl think there are two sides. (Red vs blue) his bankruptcies were money laundering and after filing for bankruptcy, Soros loaned him 100s of millions. Then turned around and forgave that loan. You know who's married to Soros nephew?... Chelsie Clinton. Everybody is so divided while untied THEY STAND
He is pro at con.
Narcissism.
💯
Sexual harassment.
Being a loser
Just losing in general. I can't believe this isn't higher up. He really is the biggest loser.... Like.... EVER...
being a cuck
Cuck would be him offering up Melania, holster is much more representative of his offering up of himself and the American people to Putin.
Milking sheep.
Separating morons from their money.
Stoking fear and hatred, which brings out the worst in people.
Ruining things. he has a midas touch but instead of gold it is just recycled garbage.
He’s good at words. Some people, maybe most people say he’s the best at words. It’s true, it’s true. The bigglyist words are his. The RADICAL LEFT tries to say that “biggly” isn’t a real word, but we know it is don’t we folks?
Let me give him credit, he has an amazing ability to market himself even if he has no other discernible skill whatsoever.
Self promotion and manipulating people
Demonstrating incredibly thin skin, probably due to his microscopic self-esteem. His fragility is embarrassing to behold.
Not paying his bills
Propaganda. Repeating a lie over and over until it becomes the truth to some Gullible non-critical thinking people.
Convincing other more stupid chumps that he isnt a stupid chump
Alienating the Unites States from historic allies while courting dictators.
I think he is probably the most successful conartist to ever live.
Covfefe. Very good at it.
Tying up small businesses in court until they fail to avoid paying for work performed on Trump properties.
The comb over
The Art of the Steal.
Trump is the most successful grifter in all of history. He will probably get his own wing in the Grifter Hall of Fame.
Rape. Racism. Being a con man. Painting your face orange. Wearing adult diapers. Shitting adult diapers. Cheating on your wife. Trying to fuck your daughter.
making white people twitter rage
Denying facts
Chapter 11
Tricking idiots into giving him money.
Making things worse.
Publicly sexualizing his daughter
Branding and grifting conservatives.
In all seriousness, public speaking. He knows how to capture his audience. Extremely stupid and awful otherwise, but gotta give him a tiny bit of credit for winning in 2016.
Tax evasion?
Grifting, bankruptcy, lying........
Scamming the masses
Getting bank loans to refinance his previous bad loans.
Manipulation
Losing.
Bankruptcy
Avoiding consequences
He created a pretty solid cult Honestly, it may be the largest cult of all time
Fraud
Not shutting the fuck up
Being a narcissistic, breaking the law , inciting violence, spray tan, hair plugs and grabbing women by their pussies
being a hypocrite
Nothing, that’s why MAGA loves him, they hate experts because they are insecure walking Dunning-Kroger effects.
Lying
Entrancing evangelicals. Dude is fucking demonically talented at capturing their belief.
Funniest part is that he fits the description of the Anti-Christ to a T but Christians don't actually read their own book so they'll never realize it.
Bankrupting his own businesses
Losing
The McDonald’s menu
😅
Repeating words over and over again
"No one knows (insert almost anything) more than me."
Starting an insurrection
Ok but expert though?? It was the weakest insurrection I've ever heard of.
He’s a very good grifter, maybe not an expert
Bankruptcy
He’s an expert of the bunker at the White House. No other president knows more about the bunker than alpha fetal position Trumpy dumpy
😅
Tax evasion
Lying without feeling guilt?
Conning people
Bankrupting businesses
He is the master of hamburders
Insulting people, pretty much directly to their face.
Donald Trump is an expert avoiding legal culpability. It’s his super power.
Bankrupting casinos!
Ruining toilets.
Angering people
Grifting.
Spray tanning
Grifting
He's an expert at not paying his vendors.
An expert at losing.
Telling people what they want to hear!
Being a liar
Television. His only worthwhile achievement was a fairly popular competition game show called the apprentice, where businesspeople tried to make more money that an one another.
Media manipulation
Lying
Pandering to stupid people.
Grift
Sexual assault
Fraud?
Being impeached, literally no one is better at it.
Tying shit up in court long enough for the plaintiff to drop the case or settle
Bankruptcy proceedings
Bankruptcy
The Art of the Deal. Which apparently is not paying your employees or contractors, and using the court system to delay judgement for decades.
Cheating on his wife
Inciting people to storm government buildings
Getting impeached lol
I don't know...
Idiocy.
He’s a dam fine grifter
Claiming to be an expert
The combover
Grifting
Losing 💰 & cheating on taxes, that's 2 things.
Trump is an expert at turning billions in to millions and thinking he’s a good business man in the process.
Made orange a unpopular color.
Committing crime
Grabbin’ puss
Not paying taxes.
He's a master grifter. Hes a very wealthy person who came into politics saying that he should be elected cause he's rich and as such he'd be immune to lobbying groups cause they couldn't afford him. Yet he's always asking his supporters for money and they give it to him. I'm not talking about them buying merch. I'm talking about the donations. They are giving him between $5 and $500 a month. Why would a self proclaimed billionaire need your $50?
Bankruptcy
He was the most unintentionally funny president since baby bush
organizing Capitol riots?
Grifting and lying
Fraud
Lying
Donald J. Trump looked up from his handwritten Sharpie notes on index cards. He could see the crew miking his subject for the interview and putting a final dusting of makeup on his face: He was staring into the tanned and powered face of Donald J. Trump.