The fabled Weed Man. The only known entity capable of producing and distributing the sticky icky. The Hasheesh slinging slasher himself, without whom all the world would simply be... low.
I'm a chef now but there was a time when I was both and lime cook and a weed man. 12 hour days hustling and selling after, I apparently was humanities greatest help
As someone who sells weed off and on because I have a few buddies in other states who can get it for me really cheap, I never realized people appreciated what I did this much
one time my weedman sold me a fully equipped xbox for $100 with the account he had been collecting games on for over a decade. everything new would have been worth 2-3k easily, and dude let it go for a bill just because he wanted to switch to playstation.
When I was waiting tables the smartest thing I ever accidentally did was get caught canning calling(edit: spelling) my weed man from the walk in by one of the line cooks.
I mean, that's a pretty low bar. Even the teens that broke into my home and stole my TV and PS4 and various other crap, didn't steal nearly as much from me as the people running the big corporations I've worked for.
I try and tell myself when I see these kind of myopic reddit hot takes that it's just agent provocateurs sewing seeds of stupidity to discredit valuable ideas... Then I see the next post.
Did people forget that this sub literally started as a subreddit that wanted to abolish work. Like, this was not a worker's rights subreddit until maybe a year or two ago. Before that, it was literally a bunch of people talking about how they'd be happier as cavemen, or how society should just give up on progress and have everyone do the bare minimum so we can have maximal free time.
One of the most ignorant takes I've seen from this sub lately and that's saying a lot. Most CEOs run small companies and aren't Musk types. And line cooks need a lot of the products of other well run companies to even operate. There's shitty CEOs and line cooks, and the opposite of both as well. Because both are humans
There are tens of thousands of CEO's, only a few of which are the head of large corporations. A bunch of them run community based nonprofits, certainly more than there are megacorps.
Ya, imagine if non profits were truer to real non profit. No non profit staff should have salary above 100,000$. I'd say it should realistically lower if we could keep the staff out of high cost of living areas.
That weed man also potentially sells other drugs like cocaine, but that's totally cool. It's far more relatable to be someone who makes a living supporting literal child slave labor and probably cuts your cocaine with shit that will literally kill you.
When my wallet was stolen at work you know who had my back? The line cooks and my weed person. No one else did a damn thing to help but both the cooks and weed person gave me free weed and I'll never forget that
Seriously? This is just a dumb take. Sorry. Posts like this are what incite others to ridicule this subreddit. You’re telling me Bill Gates hasn’t done as much for the world as a line cook? The greatest philanthropist of all time and one of the founders of modern computing? Completely brainwashed take IMO
Philanthropy is just a way of rich white dudes to justify having all of the wealth. The only thing Bill Gates did was to help develop and patent Microsoft as THE one operating system, forcing everyone who wanted to use a computer to be dependent on his software. All the while, the many software engineers who have worked for Microsoft and who likely spend much more of their work and dedication to perfect the system over the years, will never be able to amass even the fraction of Gate's wealth and will never even be credited for it.
Objectively, CEOs are more valuable to society than line cooks. However, I think our society is structured such that CEOs are compensated in excess of their true value and line cooks are compensated below their true value.
I've often said that if every minimum wage worker stopped working, it would shut down the U.S. economy. Conversely if every CEO stopped working, most companies would continue functioning just fine.
I really like 'the weed man'. Its a nice differentiator from dealer. My weed man is a retiree who whittles, other than some mushies he doesn't touch anything else. Always felt weird calling him a dealer, feels so sinister.
Sorry, but theres a line of waiting replacements for both of them ready to go all day long, as long as the (dirty capitalism) price is right. All.Day.Long. Well, even the same for CEOs, a line of sharks waiting for a shot at that spot too. As far as the CEO doing nothing that resonates at the bottom level, sure, I guess. No matter how shitty the corporate system is, if there no one at the helm, you know the boat crashes. We all know that every sucker down the line does the hard work, but any boat without a rudder will sink in the waves, or go ashore in the rocks.
Such naivety in this thread. In many companies, the linecook aka bottom role employee, elevates themselves to become the CEO/equivalent. Don't take that away from them.
I was going to point out the CEOs that actually do incredible charity work personally, but the only people I can think of are Bill and Melinda Gates. I can't think of any others off the top of my head...
You can't lump big corporate CEOs in with the rest. Without business owners there would be no jobs. There would be no where to buy anything even if you had money. Most business owners aren't billionaires. Hell, most aren't even millionaires.
lmao this sub was about exposing shit bosses and work environments. Now its just full of 15yr old communists and anarchists, yall going to grow up one day and cringe at your posts
That's because people stupidly believe that capitalism is the only route to achieve "progress" and capitalism brainwashed people to conflate progress with goodness. I believe it is one of the ultimate cons of the modern era.
Bro, technological progress brought us from near 100% of the world living hand-to-mouth and in literal poverty to bringing 90% of people in the world above the poverty line.
Line cooks and your local weed dealer don't provide jobs (aka someones mean of living to provide). Just because the CEO job isn't physically demanding doesn't mean its not hard (they aren't exactly offering those positions on indeed). Also drug dealers aren't paying taxes while a legit business does in some form or fashion.
I mean, industry built this country. Granted, mostly on the backs of the poor and vulnerable. But some rich guys did rip off some engineers ideas and guided it.
Add bartenders and public transit drivers/operators to that list. And farm workers. Positive effects on a huge portion of humanity in a tangible, measurable way. None of them are compensated anywhere close to senior management of any industry
The fabled Weed Man. The only known entity capable of producing and distributing the sticky icky. The Hasheesh slinging slasher himself, without whom all the world would simply be... low.
I'll be a line cook, I shall play keytar and backup sing poorly
Idk the Hasheesh slinging slasher sounds like an awesome name for a punk band
Ooh! I'll be the drummer!
I’m from Kentucky. I’ll play the banjo! 🪕
I'm a chef now but there was a time when I was both and lime cook and a weed man. 12 hour days hustling and selling after, I apparently was humanities greatest help
Is that Weed Man a Line Cook too?
The higher provider
And let's not forget Dr. Bong; who wrote us our prescription for medicinal bud.
ty for The Hasheesh Slinging Slasher lmao
Where I live one of my weed dispensaries has a drive-through window and the rest all deliver.
I like the band name.
I like that you’re putting the collective line cooks ahead of the singular weed man. Patreon that shit up
We’re not low
As someone who sells weed off and on because I have a few buddies in other states who can get it for me really cheap, I never realized people appreciated what I did this much
A punk band? So retro, I love it!
"Hasheesh slinging slasher" 😂😂😂
Need a soundman? I miss running gigs
Opening for Tweeter and the Monkey man, we have Line Cooks and the Weed Man.
Line cokes and the weed man.
I'll be the weed man and I play guitar
I'll play bass, if I can be the aforementioned Weed Man of the group? I'm definitely not a line cook, so...
Weedman the lawn care company can go fuck themselves.
What about the CEOs of weed dispensaries?
Gave my weed guy a $500 xbox one x setup, fucker doesn’t even play games just watches tv on it.
Sounds like dudes living his best life.
listen, it's better than a Roku and sometimes you're just too tired to game working full time
one time my weedman sold me a fully equipped xbox for $100 with the account he had been collecting games on for over a decade. everything new would have been worth 2-3k easily, and dude let it go for a bill just because he wanted to switch to playstation.
whatever keeps the weed man happy and not out getting busted is good for you
true sigma male
It's the same guy though.
Nah the line cook is the coke man
When I was waiting tables the smartest thing I ever accidentally did was get caught canning calling(edit: spelling) my weed man from the walk in by one of the line cooks.
I know a cook at a nursing facility who is also a weed man - that's a good man!
I mean, that's a pretty low bar. Even the teens that broke into my home and stole my TV and PS4 and various other crap, didn't steal nearly as much from me as the people running the big corporations I've worked for.
Both are levels of violation. Not sure which is worse
As a former restaurant employee... they are usually the same guy... and always awesome. Tip your cook people... or buy his weed
And as a server I fucks with both of them.
Having been friends with line cooks and weed dealers (and even line cooks who were weed dealers) this is very true lol
As a professional chef that needs the weed man to get a good night's rest. Yes. 100% this
As a former line cook and current weed man, I thank you all
Marx, Kropotkin,
Right like never have I felt so important
Thank you for your service
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Thank you for your service 🫡
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Where can i find this Taylor? And is he hiring?
Your going against this subs hivemind.
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Lol sure
Wait... Which weed man?
Both give you cancer so
90% of the time the weed man supplies the cooks so they have the drive to work
Any CEO? You people are getting fucking snow blind.
Lmao right, this subreddit really showing their true colours… to upvote this post as sensical is to the point of absurdity.
I try and tell myself when I see these kind of myopic reddit hot takes that it's just agent provocateurs sewing seeds of stupidity to discredit valuable ideas... Then I see the next post.
When I see takes like this I remember that any disgruntled 15 year old line cook with a weed guy can make a Reddit account.
My weed man was the line cook
This is dumb af
Certified antiwork classic already
lmao this sub really has gone to shit
Did people forget that this sub literally started as a subreddit that wanted to abolish work. Like, this was not a worker's rights subreddit until maybe a year or two ago. Before that, it was literally a bunch of people talking about how they'd be happier as cavemen, or how society should just give up on progress and have everyone do the bare minimum so we can have maximal free time.
Always has been.
One of the most ignorant takes I've seen from this sub lately and that's saying a lot. Most CEOs run small companies and aren't Musk types. And line cooks need a lot of the products of other well run companies to even operate. There's shitty CEOs and line cooks, and the opposite of both as well. Because both are humans
There are tens of thousands of CEO's, only a few of which are the head of large corporations. A bunch of them run community based nonprofits, certainly more than there are megacorps.
Most non-profits spend more on ads and administration costs than actual charity.
Ya, imagine if non profits were truer to real non profit. No non profit staff should have salary above 100,000$. I'd say it should realistically lower if we could keep the staff out of high cost of living areas.
Wow I bet whoever wrote this is really cool and popular and the best at sports
I see you, Miss Ironside
And when the line cook is the weed man...elect him emperor of the human race.
Let’s not.
The ceo of habitat for humanity? Dudes been in charge of like 30 million homes build for people in need.
That weed man also potentially sells other drugs like cocaine, but that's totally cool. It's far more relatable to be someone who makes a living supporting literal child slave labor and probably cuts your cocaine with shit that will literally kill you.
Way to miss the point
I know a couple cowbell players
My old weed man was a line cook too. Dude was doing gods work and living in his mamas house just like JC himself
Line cooks and our door dashers too god fckin bless y’all
Hey, buy Natalie’s books!
As a line cook, I can confirm most are one and the same.
Bless the cooks, chefs and weed sellers of the world.
Anyways I don't have a SoundCloud to plug but I wrote some books
The Two Bums
When my wallet was stolen at work you know who had my back? The line cooks and my weed person. No one else did a damn thing to help but both the cooks and weed person gave me free weed and I'll never forget that
What if you're both?
Another terrible take by the dumb people of
Seriously? This is just a dumb take. Sorry. Posts like this are what incite others to ridicule this subreddit. You’re telling me Bill Gates hasn’t done as much for the world as a line cook? The greatest philanthropist of all time and one of the founders of modern computing? Completely brainwashed take IMO
Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Malaria Nets, Vaccines, Personal computers < Applebees steaks
Philanthropy is just a way of rich white dudes to justify having all of the wealth. The only thing Bill Gates did was to help develop and patent Microsoft as THE one operating system, forcing everyone who wanted to use a computer to be dependent on his software. All the while, the many software engineers who have worked for Microsoft and who likely spend much more of their work and dedication to perfect the system over the years, will never be able to amass even the fraction of Gate's wealth and will never even be credited for it.
The greatest philantropist... Fucking lol
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Thank you for reminding me of that fateful interview.
Oh cmon I know Ill get downvoted in this subreddit for saying this but this is the most 14 year old thing I have ever read
"I've got everything figured out, everyone is stupid but me."
I normally love the statements posted in this subreddit, but this has to be one of the dumbest takes.
Objectively, CEOs are more valuable to society than line cooks. However, I think our society is structured such that CEOs are compensated in excess of their true value and line cooks are compensated below their true value.
Then you are a moron.
Thank you. This place is now just a billionaire bashing club.
Thank you. This place is now just a billionaire bashing club.
Elon musky never invented shit, he bought Tesla from two guys who started it
This sub is getting more stupid by the day.
One of the unspoken essential workers during the pandemic: the weed man
Line cooks and the weed man are often times the same person.
I don’t like ceos but I wholly disagree with that sentiment
LOL. You guys and your circle jerk.
Delusional.
Right?
This furry dropping truth bombs.
There are no truth bombs here, just a really fucking stupid take.
I've often said that if every minimum wage worker stopped working, it would shut down the U.S. economy. Conversely if every CEO stopped working, most companies would continue functioning just fine.
You should say something else
Line cooks magically conjure food out of thin air?
This tweet completely ignores the fact that CEO’s create millions of jobs
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this sub is just about hating people with money at this point. Just people whining about how poor they are, and not even yelling at the right people
I really like 'the weed man'. Its a nice differentiator from dealer. My weed man is a retiree who whittles, other than some mushies he doesn't touch anything else. Always felt weird calling him a dealer, feels so sinister.
Lol
Talk your shit.
This sub is terrible
Spoken like a true weed dealing line cook
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Or maybe they are both important to the function of a company. Just different rolls.
Sorry, but theres a line of waiting replacements for both of them ready to go all day long, as long as the (dirty capitalism) price is right. All.Day.Long. Well, even the same for CEOs, a line of sharks waiting for a shot at that spot too. As far as the CEO doing nothing that resonates at the bottom level, sure, I guess. No matter how shitty the corporate system is, if there no one at the helm, you know the boat crashes. We all know that every sucker down the line does the hard work, but any boat without a rudder will sink in the waves, or go ashore in the rocks.
Depends on the ceo and the company they run.
Oftentimes the line cook and the weed man are the same dude
You are terrible capital allocation, which is why you dont appreciate it's tremendous value.
From personal experience, having them be the same person also helps
I agree with this.
The CEO of my company takes care of us all well.. The newest employee (aside from me) has been there 12 years.
As you type this from your phones....
Idk dude Elon musk is doing a bit
like?
They’re literally the same guy
If it wasnt for a ceo/owner of a. Ompany line cooks wouldnt have jobs and weed men wouldnt have customers
Such naivety in this thread. In many companies, the linecook aka bottom role employee, elevates themselves to become the CEO/equivalent. Don't take that away from them.
Lmao this is honestly a really dumb take😂 I agree w a lot of stuff here but this just sounds kinda stupid to me
I was going to point out the CEOs that actually do incredible charity work personally, but the only people I can think of are Bill and Melinda Gates. I can't think of any others off the top of my head...
Btw the gates do it for the benefits which outway what they give away. They're still just savvy capitalists, not heros.
Bill and Linda also would like to sell disease to the highest bidder and possibly kill us all.
Sometimes it's the same person.
Same reason why I tip my guy
You can't lump big corporate CEOs in with the rest. Without business owners there would be no jobs. There would be no where to buy anything even if you had money. Most business owners aren't billionaires. Hell, most aren't even millionaires.
lmao this sub was about exposing shit bosses and work environments. Now its just full of 15yr old communists and anarchists, yall going to grow up one day and cringe at your posts
Factz! 🙏
100% facts right here.
That's because people stupidly believe that capitalism is the only route to achieve "progress" and capitalism brainwashed people to conflate progress with goodness. I believe it is one of the ultimate cons of the modern era.
Bro, technological progress brought us from near 100% of the world living hand-to-mouth and in literal poverty to bringing 90% of people in the world above the poverty line.
Line cooks and your local weed dealer don't provide jobs (aka someones mean of living to provide). Just because the CEO job isn't physically demanding doesn't mean its not hard (they aren't exactly offering those positions on indeed). Also drug dealers aren't paying taxes while a legit business does in some form or fashion.
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We hold these truths to be the backbone of this screwed up country.
smart you said line cooks (see also dish pit) because you can go weeks without realizing the chef is on vacation
I am both 😂
where’s the lie
What if the CEO was a line cook and/or weed man when he was younger
I believe this too
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We'd appreciate it if you didn't use ableist slurs (the r-word).
They should get a holiday
And if you’re lucky like me, they are the same guy
So true, so wise
sums up this sub nicely.
Except for a CEO who was once a line cook.
Especially when they're the same guy. XD
Who has gotten the closest though? Just curious
Instant classic
When I was working office jobs I couldn't live without cooks and weed. They help with the stress the CEOs cause
Perfect title, OP.. better delete this
Cept all those line cooks and weed men need a ceo to start the companies they work at...
In my case, Wiid man was also Pizza delivery guy, same spirit though
Ewww. I'd rather be a boot licker than a torn, beat up Payless anti-slip shoe licker.
Thanks for the shout out y'all! but I don't cook anymore, not in a professional setting at least
There's a true synergy there.
Agreed
I mean, industry built this country. Granted, mostly on the backs of the poor and vulnerable. But some rich guys did rip off some engineers ideas and guided it.
The weedman is usually a dishwasher
usually the same guy too really pulling the weight of humanity fr
People say their Dealer always says "Stay safe" while they have never heard a cop bother to give time of day.
As a little girl told me once, "Why not both?"
Add bartenders and public transit drivers/operators to that list. And farm workers. Positive effects on a huge portion of humanity in a tangible, measurable way. None of them are compensated anywhere close to senior management of any industry
She is correct, they do
Collectively? I hope so...
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