“When I was a pup, we didn’t have all these fancy toys. We had sticks. And they weren’t provided to us— we had to find our own! Pups today have it too easy!”
Truth Be Told, She Was A Straight Up Filly. Young, Beautiful Vibrant! She Caught My Eye The Way A Shooting Star Does To Everyone Who Sees It. I Knew I Had To Have Her But, I Knew She Was Out Of My League. Someone I Would Never Have And Never Stop Loving. That Was My First Love Son. She Broke My Heart And Never Knew It.
"What do you know? There's Doug waxing his new Lexus again. Wish he paid as much attention to his lawn. Damn Yuppie neighbors. He's got a corner lot. Makes the whole block look like hell."
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The Most Interesting Dog in the World
I don’t always drink from bowls—But when I do, I drink Eau de Toilette.
shit, you beat me :)
His dog breath smells of lavender and roses.
I don't always eat my own turds. But when I do, it has peanuts.
"GET OFF MY LAWN!"
"How you doin'?"
I was about to say “How you doin’?” Theif😂
"Son, we need to talk about the dent in the car door".
Before you take my daughter to prom just know I always have a gun, tarp, and shovel around.
It’s been a hard days night, and I’ve been workin’ like a dog
that’s a good one lol
Back in my day we only had one tree for whole dang Neighborhood…
"Let me tell yah son, if it weren't for this dang ol shoulder of mine I'd be playing in the NFL by now".
“When I was a pup, we didn’t have all these fancy toys. We had sticks. And they weren’t provided to us— we had to find our own! Pups today have it too easy!”
Da fuq they doin over ther…
What the fluff are you staring at?!
“We need to talk. The cat tore up that document you had to take to the bank.”
“Rollin’ down the street smokin’……just kidding, what were you going to say?”
Have a seat. We need to talk.
Where's my beer?
Don’t have a caption. But had to do a second take and make sure someone didn’t steal my dog. Looks like my Sadie lol
“ we talked about this Linda. Chow time is at 6pm every night!”
"I don't always drink from the bowl, but when I do, it's from the toilet."
Look Karen. I'm sitting in my damn seat waiting for my dinner. Get a move on girl!
"Would you like to explain where all my chimkin went?"
Come here often?
"Trust me...I have seen some shit..."
Truth Be Told, She Was A Straight Up Filly. Young, Beautiful Vibrant! She Caught My Eye The Way A Shooting Star Does To Everyone Who Sees It. I Knew I Had To Have Her But, I Knew She Was Out Of My League. Someone I Would Never Have And Never Stop Loving. That Was My First Love Son. She Broke My Heart And Never Knew It.
well ya' see back in my day ...
“Bruhhh… you drank the last White Claw?”
"When you go inside and see what happened, it was the cat, not me"
Beer me Fred, right fucking now.
WHAT the hell is that?
What the hell IS that?
"What you looking at this is my house now!"
“Fetch me a beer! I’ll time ya!”
“I totally forgot to put my deodorant on today”
Fetch me a beer
Hey pretty ladie wyd
R/theyoushow. "Tell me your problems..no judgements!"
I’m a people
Wassup! 😊
"Hey bud, missed you while you took out the trash today."
MY LAWWWWN...
That steaks not going to grill itself!
That dog is about to tell you a wacky and zainy story about a dog he knew 5 years back involving a golf cart a wedding and WAY to much beer
Umm Karen. . . . we need to talk
Ruff Day
Sup dawg
“No daughter of mine will date a black lab”
Beer me woman
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Im here to talk about your cars ext….
Sup, did you bring the beer?
Chillin’, chillin’, maxin’, relaxin’!
Yo,Gladis !, could ya get me a beer ova here?
See what had happened was…
https://youtu.be/HjguvIOiNsQ
Sup ?
Beer me
So tell me, why is it you smell like that Roscoe and Fifi from down the road?
Because I can, that’s why.
That's rough buddy.
When a dog is sitting on a chair in the backyard
Hey, that beer isn't going to fetch itself human! Get on it!!
So, tell me about your puppyhood...
Human? Let me have a coffee black with cream & (4) sugars before my next shot?
Most interesting doggo in the world. Dos Equis.
“I got the lawnmower to start in the first pull of the string”
"Alright kid, how's school?"
I’m so thankful I bought a place with a yard and a deck 5 years ago. There’s no way I could afford it today.
“So, you’re in detention”
“We need to have a talk about… um… Babys Son.
You wanna roobeer?
Me when the
"Ya like jazz?"
Awww😇❤
Ey could ya pass me a beer from the cooler? Yeah, the same one Mike’s got
“You got a lighter?”
Dawg
When you’re on your 4th “Damn that’s crazy.” but they keep talkin.
haha😇
Me when the when
'yo'
Back in my day we only got treats for sitting, there was none of this "good boy" crap
"I knew Johnny didn't do it."
Honey, can you get me a beer?
“Go to the fridge in the garage, get yourself a beer and get me one too”
Bitch get me a beer
Oh you're finally awake
BREAKING NEWS: Good boi celebrates his 70th birthday by telling the local kids to "get of my lawn!"
“Hey… how you doin…?”
Now that you have my full attention. Please continue before the squirrel comes back😂
Alright, son. It's time to have the talk.
chillin
When I was a kid, in the summer we used to like to spend our days...
You will not believe what I saw the mailman doing to mom
“Your performance this quarter has been lacklustre, you’ve missed your treato target by quite a margin. What do have to say for yourself?”
Hooman: “What if you are my owner and I am the pet?” Dog: “Ruffffff?”
“All I’m saying is he tells it like it is.”
When you’re dragged down the beer garden for the third time that Bank Holiday weekend.
“Oh look what the cat dragged in”
Sup dog
listen say you have been throwing the ball much less say do it any less and you will be sleeping with the cats
Grab me a beer hun .
"I don't always sitz like people ... but when I do, I'm phuggin' adorablez."
I'm so worn out from all my messes I just need a break.
bAcK iN mY dAy
“Puff puff give mother fucker.”
The dog days of summer.
Sup
So… what are your intentions with my daughter?
Hes about to steal your girl
"What?!... No. You fetch the ball. You threw it away in the first place."
sigh "looks like Bruce is burning the damn burgers again"
Bro…that’s some killer weed.
“Sit down kids. Let me tell you a story from my day”
“My name is Cher (pronunciation: sher) and I am in a chair (shair)
“Thanks for holding my beer. can I have it back, now?”
Wtf you lookin at???
"What do you know? There's Doug waxing his new Lexus again. Wish he paid as much attention to his lawn. Damn Yuppie neighbors. He's got a corner lot. Makes the whole block look like hell."
When my parents listenimg my story and they know im lieing (i dont think this is how shoud i write this xd)
When a life of being a dog is difficult🤣
‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit…’
Dog: don't call me Boomer although that is my name
Hey Rudy, what do think about the bitch that just moved in next door?
"Now dont EVER let me catch you comin home with a Chocolate Lab.. Aint right. Stick with your own kind"
Hey, while you're up, will you grab me a frosty beverage?
“Man”
Where’s my drink? It’s been a heck of a week!
Wassup, bitches?
Just another man in a dog suit
Sup
I don’t think that’s still your dog..
The role reversal of 'dad and the dog he didn't want'
"I humped yer daughter mate"
When you’re three beers in but your son is doing stupid things
Chillaxing! 💜
Hey pass me a bark beer bud
Sup brah
Uh...I'm still waiting for that cold beer...hello?
Yeah I used to be a ball chaser back in my day.
“Look man. You didn’t put the perfect kibble to bits ratio. I’m not angry, just disappointed”
Who the frick is this walking by
You gonna finish that meal, or..?
“Yeah, I’ll stay for one more but then I gotta go. I’m in the doghouse as it is.”
"back in my day"
I could just do with a beer🍺
TGIF.. where’s the …,
A dog's life is...ruff.
Whacha lookin' at?
“Man, it’s been a real ruff week.”
Back in my day we had it ruff too, you know.
They ask what the dog doin, but not how the dog doin
Mr owner
Bro I’m not runnin anywhere today. I’m chill.
Just kicking back & relaxing🐶
Where’s my beer?
son... I'm getting old
Get off my lawn! Damn kids…
Thursday.
So it’s time to have the talk with you
Well I tell ya hwhat
😍
What!? You got up my chair now.
“So then I says to the guy……”
Sitting in the hoomans chair.
Don't bogart that joint man!
How’s it goin’?
Gordon, 56, planned a BBQ for the kids, son took over grill. He hopes to wear his crisp new balances next time.
I'll take another beer, Moe
Do that diving move again son ….
Okay human real talk here…I definitely deserve more treats, and possibly now hear me out more bacon.
Dude, relax
“Back in ‘nam”
"I don't like that shot... retake"
Gimme a cold one.
Pass me a beer