You forget the $20 was inside the Ferrari keys that was inside the GameCube that was inside the Xbox1 that was inside Mila Kunis that was inside the McDonald’s 8 piece tendies meal that was inside the Ps5 box OP’s wife got for him
Some people are financially stable and have a great wife. Mine would do this. Mine was planning on surprising me with a ps5 but I was able to get one before her.
I was sick of them 6+ months ago and got downvoted every time I complained about it. Some stupid story about how someone got a PS5 and always a "fuck the scalpers" in there somewhere. Reddit sucks.
PS4 overheated 6 mins into God of War, shut off. OP's wife sees my disappointment, gets on her phone, shouts “I’ll be right back”. Also a threesome happened. OP was not invited.
So, the game came out yesterday, your ps4 blew out, and the very next day you have a ps5 ragnarok edition 🤔🤔 the math a just a little sketchy on this 1
In a nutshell, this. I sincerely hope it's real because kick ass couples like this exist and they should be normalized rather than vilified, out of caution, by the internet.
I guarantee it would've sounded like a jet engine yet taking an hour to disassemble it; clean it; put some new thermal paste on; then putting it back together, would've made it sound brand new.
Bro please. You expect anyone to believe this blatant bs? Of all the "I got a PS5 today" concocted stories, this by far the least believable. i mean, a wife? Pfft.
After seeing this post I decided to check the PlayStation website to try my luck and ended up finding the GOW Ps5 available. I’ve been trying to get a PS5 for months and I got lucky tonight. Thanks OP
What an excellent wife! I told mine a few a month ago that I had two games I was eyeing, MW2 and Ragnarok, that’s it for the next few months. She said that was fine since the price of two games would make up for her Sephora/Ulta trips.
and then you found $20
You forget the $20 was inside the Ferrari keys that was inside the GameCube that was inside the Xbox1 that was inside Mila Kunis that was inside the McDonald’s 8 piece tendies meal that was inside the Ps5 box OP’s wife got for him
I got it
Next thing you know OP will claim he’s having sex with this person too
And everyone clapped
hidden under his massive dong
20 dollars can buy many peanuts
And then you woke up
"Hey, you, you're finally awake"
And everyone clapped
so now he has 2 copies of god of war?
And then you stopped writing lies on Reddit you mean
Without legs
Nah, that would be me
I mean in all fairness, OP looks like they have a bit of expendable income. It's not a stretch if he has quite a bit of money.
Today's "I got a PS5" post
i swear someone else posted this same exact picture and said they went to taco johns for tacos and came home with a ps5.
Especially bad because it's a
And with an obligatory, uplifting story meant to garner upvotes. It's almost like karma farming is alive and well on subs with no standards
Idk why this shit gets upvoted
Just goes to show how slow the PS5 rollout has been since only person seems to get one every day
I don't fucking get it... I really don't.
And that wife's name? Albert Einstein.
And then everyone clapped
And that Albert Einstein? He grew up to be a Barack Obama, President of Nova Scotia.
OP has one hell of an imagination
He's imagining one of the camwhores he comments on, is his wife, and gifting him a PS5.
Some people are financially stable and have a great wife. Mine would do this. Mine was planning on surprising me with a ps5 but I was able to get one before her.
nothingeverhappens
Uh-huh.
Then the ps5 clapped..its true I was the Ragnarok.
Look! Another box!
Did everyone at the store clap when she bought it?
Sick of seeing these shit posts
I was sick of them 6+ months ago and got downvoted every time I complained about it. Some stupid story about how someone got a PS5 and always a "fuck the scalpers" in there somewhere. Reddit sucks.
Had to give you an award for this
How do they always get so many upvotes though?
RIGHT?
So you have the game twice now?
That was my thought, if the post is real then they'd have two copies and wasted some money.
In case the first copy overheats.
She cook you dinner naked too, and then schedule a threesome with her hot best friend?
There where two cancellations to the threesome but he had a good time anyway
Righty and lefty are their names
No it was with her ugly fat friend but then she overheated and so she got on her phone and was like “I’ll be right back!”
But her friend denied and said her ass still hurts from OP’s giant cock
Plot twist: her hot friend is male
Homie, you can just post and brag about how you got the Ragnarok PS5, c'mon now
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This is a complete fabrication.
We made it up
Nah, her name is Palmela Handerson.
I think it’s
"hahaha , you don't have a wife."
It never happened.
Today on this never happened
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There where two cancellations to the threesome but he had a good time.
I'm planning to buy my hubby a new GPU. Why would OPs wife not buy him a PS5? It's also cheaper and probably doesn't double your utility bills.
PS4 overheated 6 mins into God of War, shut off. OP's wife sees my disappointment, gets on her phone, shouts “I’ll be right back”. Also a threesome happened. OP was not invited.
How do you think she got the PS5?
So, the game came out yesterday, your ps4 blew out, and the very next day you have a ps5 ragnarok edition 🤔🤔 the math a just a little sketchy on this 1
Operation Karmafarmah
The game came out just today.
I mean you already own the game so why buy it twice.
Game came out today.
You're completely right my dear Watson.
Did everyone at the store clap when she bought it?
She didn't even go to a store.
Why make up a fake story lol
Look! Another box!
Clean your ps4, nasty
Bullshit
OP, if real, that was a very sweet thing your wife did for you.
I kinda like how pragmatically you just typed both options. Have my upvote.
In a nutshell, this. I sincerely hope it's real because kick ass couples like this exist and they should be normalized rather than vilified, out of caution, by the internet.
Most reasonable redditor in the comments
I think he does indeed have a wife
This never happened.
picture of PS5 box - Check
Who upvotes this garbage
Sure she did.
Bullshit bot
Make sure you thank her boyfriend
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I liked the part when op made a fake story and story'd all over reddit.
It's storbin' time.
Oh look another PS5 post... please put your dick away thanks.
Waltuh.
Today in “Stories that didn’t happen the way described”.
"and then everyone clapped"
Because they get upvoted
Cause people love bragging
Just change "wife" to "mother" and this will be a truthful post. *
This is the most reddit post of all time
Then she gave me a blowie and everyone clapped
Welcome to my list of blocked people OP.
Yeah I’m willing to put $10 that, that story is bs
I got fiiiivveee on it
Thirst for attention is real in this one
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"And then everyone clapped"
These Playstation ads are getting fucking ridiculous...
It’s sad that this got 35K upvotes and counting. How can this many people fall for the Karma Farma?
what a load of shit lol
Go post this shit on facebook. WTF has happened to reddit.
im pressing x on this one
Ya and my wife lets me fuck her friends whenever I want.
So that never happened.
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Bullshit detector if off the charts with this one. Your wife just went out and found 1 in stock no problem?
That totally happened the exact way you described. I'm so happy for you
Who upvotes this garbage?
Then everyone clapped
I’m glad to see no one believes this but why does it have so many likes?
Can we ban these posts and make people post them in a separate sub for literal pictures of boxes?
And on today’s episode of ‘Shit that never happened’ we have OP, come on down OP!
Have you tried cleaning your ps4?
I guarantee it would've sounded like a jet engine yet taking an hour to disassemble it; clean it; put some new thermal paste on; then putting it back together, would've made it sound brand new.
Things that never happened
Average Reddit schizo post
Let me guess, her and her best friend blew you the entire time you played it too?
POV: you came to the comments just to say that this is fake, only to realize everyone already knew it was fake
What fantasy world do you live in?
I have one wife also and I know for a FACT that you are a liar! OP is a big fat phony!
I call bullshit
Bro please. You expect anyone to believe this blatant bs? Of all the "I got a PS5 today" concocted stories, this by far the least believable. i mean, a wife? Pfft.
You ain't fooling anyone here. Nobody does this shit in real life lol
no way another fake "my partner" did "something" "ps5" post
I literally never believe these posts, and everyone just memes on it.
It's okay, you can tell us the truth.
Another picture of a console box. I hate this sub.
Yeah....never happened.
And then everyone clapped, right?
In what country can you leave the house and come back with a PS5 lol
Hmmm 🤔
If you have money to just go out and get a PS5 why wouldn't you get one much earlier lol especially for God of war
And the whole waiting room stood up and applauded
I’ll take farming Karma for 1800, Alex
Is your wife single?
yooo box post!! lets give OP thousands of updoots for no reason!!
Idk why these shit fake posts get upvoted, must be bots
Cringe af
PSA: Clean out your PS4's folks. They have 3,281 days worth of dust in there . . .
“Jarvis i need karma”
doubt
Sweet, can I get your Ragnarok PS4 version?
Oh Reddit, upvoting this fabricated story into the heavens 😂
Sure dog
Damm bro.. All you had to say was "i got god of war on the ps5" and everyonne would be posting W's
Yeah… We’re familiar with “the wife”…
Where are people getting these ps5s. I'm in St Paul/Minneapolis and have NEVER seen one on the shelves.
She called her boyfriend to get you a ps5
Does she have a sister?
After seeing this post I decided to check the PlayStation website to try my luck and ended up finding the GOW Ps5 available. I’ve been trying to get a PS5 for months and I got lucky tonight. Thanks OP
Oh how nice of your wife’s boyfriend
Is your wife single by any chance?
Marry that woman! Again.
So you went and bought a PS5 is what you’re saying.
Hang on to her and never let her go!
the same thing happened to my ps4 that time god of war was free with ps+, except no wife and no ps5
Without any response of OP and just a picture of the box it baffles me how this gets flooded with karma and medals
Why can’t people just say “hey I got a ps5” instead of making up a spouse
Literally a picture of a ps5 box.
And then everyone clapped
Yeah that definitely didn't happen.
Who cares?
Man I love these photos of boxes that definitely contribute to this discussion based website. Give me more of them. More! MOAR!!
Nobody cares
9K idiots upvoted this crap
I take it this fake story was too shitty for
Wish these types of posts would be banned
ah yes, my daily “i got a ps5” post
Bullshit.
Next on things that never happened
Can I send you both a pic with my disappointment as well?
Today, on things that didn't happen.
Can I have your wife?
Op gets no pussy
And then she gave you $100.
In all the things that never happened. That never happened the most.
Then everybody clapped.
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
More things that didn’t happen, live at 9.
Why lie though?
Sure. That happened.
Lol yeah... That really happened.
The unrealistic thing isn‘t the wife but the PS5 immediately available in stock.
Holy shit it's a mother fucking box
You should marry her
Is your wife single?
I can’t even buy one and I have the money
Have fun with it man. Hopefully, one day, I’ll get to experience the game for myself.
My SO's Ps5 overheated too...about half an hour in to GOW
Needed: $3 can of air
Marry her again
What an excellent wife! I told mine a few a month ago that I had two games I was eyeing, MW2 and Ragnarok, that’s it for the next few months. She said that was fine since the price of two games would make up for her Sephora/Ulta trips.