Coffee badass

  1. When I get good enough at art I’m gonna make a gay comic where the inciting moment of these two guys starting their journey on becoming lovers is through this exact moment

  2. Oh Yeah? Well I go to truck stop diners solely to see the embarrassment in the eyes of a grown man who orders a straight black coffee when he looks up and sees me snorting caffeine pills with no water or coffee! 🙃

  3. I fully convinced that at least 50% of people who drink straight black coffee are just trying to look cool and actually hate it.

  4. Nah, it's just an acquired taste, but once you've grown used to it, it's impossible to go back to sweetened coffee. That being said, brewing your own coffee is quite cheap even if you're using good beans, I'd never pay Starbucks price to for it lol.

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  9. It's okay to do that, but you just shouldn't go around boasting about how "badass" you are. Even I drink coffee black and I use Reddit.

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  11. He must really look down on a guy like me that fills his 15 year old Mr.Coffee machine before hitting the sack at night to wake up to a steaming pot of whatever I bought on sale at the local grocery store.

  12. Sometimes I like to go to Victoria secret and shit on men who walk into the store with their girls. Hehehe such sissies they are. As I hold my mens warehouse bag so proudly.

  13. Yeah you sip your strong black coffee because it’s too hot and you don’t like the taste. But you’re such a pussy you can’t just order something you like without worrying what people will think of you.

  14. I go to Starbucks to take a shit, solely to see the embarrassment of other as I leave a huge deuce for the next grown man to see, smell and have to deal with. That's right, look up and see me, take a shit without wiping my ass, like a real man. Starbuck pussies.

  15. Just imagine someone actually going to a starbucks just to flex on people for drinking their coffee black. I'm sure everyone just looks at this guy drinking his black coffee all disaprovingly and feels super ashamed of getting cream in theirs

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  18. Who the fuck goes to Starbucks and pays for a black coffee? The shit is free in the lobby of every hotel in America. And guess what, no lines at motel 6.

  19. This doesn’t tell me how manly you are; it tells me how many times per minute you look at a random man and think the word “f*ggot” over and over in your head.

  20. This shit always drives me crazy because I can't imagine spending this much time and energy on worrying what mundane thing other people are doing "wrong"

  21. Hahaha, this tough guy goes to Starbucks. Imagine not being hard enough to drink the mystery brew from a low traffic gas station in Florida out of a dirty coffee mug.

  22. Imagine thinking black coffee is badass? I mean, I order black coffee only but that is because when I say " a little bit of milk" I never get back anything but a coffee with a ton of milk in it that I have to have them make again.

  23. he's looking because you went to Starbucks for a simple overpriced black coffee when at least he went there because he didn't want to keep all those ingredients in his fridge to make his crazy coffee.

  24. Its odd how people like this think they are tough (or badass) or something, when really they are just too much of a coward to find a beverage they enjoy.

  25. There is a whole segment of humanity that honestly believes shit like this makes them masculine. Sadly, they're unlikely to ever learn.

  26. He adds hot melted low carb no fat ice to his coffee!😂😂 Just imagining his face when he meets a real man (like me!!) who eats coffee beans RAW!

  27. Black coffee isn't as bad as you think you just kinda get used to it, and once you have it you realize how watered down coffee at restaurants is

  28. As someone who likes black coffee, why would you go to Starbucks for one? Can get same quality for a better price elsewhere.

  29. God dammit people! Let it die already! Are you guys some kind of psycho necromancers, Summoning this post from the depths of hell all day long?!

  30. i drink black coffee from time to time, that doesn’t mean i’m better than anyone it just means i have boring ass taste buds jfc people like this is why i get iced lavender honey lattes i don’t want to be one of these people

  31. When I am at home, I drink my coffee Black with no sugar, because Its cheaper and healthier for me to have no extras. Yes I do like it like that, but I didn't to begin with.

  32. Imagine being so insecure you have to look at other men perform actions that you perceive to be un-manly in order to convince yourself you’re more manly than them, then posting it on social media to get a few likes.

  33. I’m sure everyone thought he was such a badass alpha as he scoffed to himself while sipping who knows what from an opaque Starbucks cup.

  34. I drink my coffee black and without sugar, but God damn it, Starbucks coffee is so damn awful and bitter that it needs sugar and cream just to make it drinkable.

  35. Imagine having such a fragile male ego that you need to define yourself with outdated, irrelevant stereotypes. Not pathetic AT ALL

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  37. But his straight black coffee with no cream no sugar is in a Starbucks cup... How would Frap-Fru-Fru man know he's drinking a straight black coffee with no cream no sugar?

  38. If you want to brag about black coffee don't get it at Starbucks, go see a local coffee roaster and taste something, not some socks juice

  39. My husband proudly and with no shame orders a Pink Drink every time we go. It's always funny to me when they go to hand it to me and I'm like "Nope, that's for him"

  40. Hahaha, I know right, when that guy’s drinking his delicious coffee and looks at you a total stranger and goes on with his day. Oh god, hilarious.

  41. I have a similar story. During basic training for the military, I go get an "iced hot chocolate" from the coffee shop nearby on my break and bring it with me back to work. The thing has loads of whip cream nearly spilling out the top. When I get back the boys are all laughing at the "girly" drink I bought and shit... next week they come in with their own admitting how fucking delicious it looked.

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  44. Never understood whats so manly about drinking bitter or tasteless drinks, im perfectly fine drinking my creamy coffees and fruity alcholic drinks, i choose taste over insecurities anyday

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  48. You might as well lick the bottom of a 50 year old Bunn coffee maker from a roadside diner and pay 4 bucks for the privilege than to buy a plain black coffee from Starbucks.

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  51. .... I just like the taste of straight coffee... why this guy gotta be a dick about it, like they don't enjoy things that they feel taste good.

  52. Bullshit. If you drink black coffee you don't go to Starbucks as it's horrendous. Just go maccies, nicer coffee and much cheaper.

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  56. "Yeah so this guy was staring at me, and I don't know why. He took a long sip of his beverage and I had no idea what it was because of the opaque cup it was in. Weird experience all around but atleast I got my coffee"

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  58. A real man would drink 5 day old great value brand black coffee cold. This guy thinks he's tough for drinking a hot fresh Starbucks coffee over here.

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  60. I'm always checking strangers out wondering if their overpriced bean water has a different flavor and if they are more or less badass for their preferences on bean water... - apparently people

  61. I go to Starbucks to drink my black coffee and pine for the satisfaction of people drinking awesome dairy based drinks that would make my butt explode.

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  64. Bro I love me the iced coffee w all the sugar and cream, but business means business. My work beverage of choice is a Bang, but if only coffee is available I’ll have it poured into a mug straight from the pot.

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  67. Imagine drinking Starbucks black coffee and thinking you did something (all their beans are old and roasted to coal, you'll be better off drinking their mixed drinks than black)

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