Some dude gets on a boat and has to worry about what could be a whale, a squid, and an island that’s got goats on it, and possibly a massive one eyed creature
Hot ace guy hurt a few peoples feelings by ignoring their sexual advances got cursed to like the smell of his own farts and turned into a fucking flower while doing so.
forgot his name but it was Artemis' best friend drove mad by Gaea or something and went on a tangent murdering everything until I think Artemis idk summoned something he couldn't kill
the sons of the Gaea who had hundreds of hands and the other had hundreds of eyes, forgot their names but they were banished to hell where furies whipped them for years until the greek gods overthrew Kronos with their weapons forged by them and then they were free, they got banished because Kronos or Gaea's wife idk which thought them ungly so they got thrown to Tartaurus
Dad is having a fight with Mom, and when their son tries to protect his Mom, his Dad yeets him out of the window, crippling him for life. Later, when he gets back into the house, his Mom thinks he is so ugly and is reminded of her fight with her husband, so she yeets him out of the window a second time.
King got cucked, angrily proceeds to attack hometown of the one who stole his wife
Siege of troy?
Alabama
Zeus. Kronos. Most of the Titans. Lots of other gods
Like every single greek myth?
All of it
do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Oedipus
Some dude gets on a boat and has to worry about what could be a whale, a squid, and an island that’s got goats on it, and possibly a massive one eyed creature
The odyssey
Odysseus?
Hot ace guy hurt a few peoples feelings by ignoring their sexual advances got cursed to like the smell of his own farts and turned into a fucking flower while doing so.
Narcissus
Narcissus is definitely my favorite story! Especially the way you described it!
Flowey the Flower
Echo was in that story too right?
God dammit what are the chances of the one I was going to do being the top comment?
Man fucks over the universe by not keeping it in his pants
Again like the other guy from the one of the posts above said "Do you know how little that narrows it down?"
Dont remember his name but chaos’s sun?
zeus?
Zeus??
Woman causes migraine for father at birth.
Birth of Athena
Arsonist steals fire and gives it to some dumb hairless monkeys and gets eaten by bird every day
Prometheus?
Also Prometheus.
Etsy girl challenges a god and wins, is cursed to forever be a web developer.
This made me laugh way more than it should have.
Arachne!
Man fails to rescue his wife from hell with his crazy beats
Orpheus.
If I see this woman in the eyes I will have a hard on.
Haha- Medusa
This can be Zeus also, with basically everything that breaths
lana rhodes
Woman almost destroys earth over missing daughter
Persephone getting kidnapped by Hades
Unfortunately, Zeus was Horny.
Do you know how little this narrows it in? :]
The reason behind 80% of greek mythology
Isnt all of Greek mythology based on the fact that Zeus was one horny mf
Woman maintains relationship with man whose face she’s never seen. Under pressure, decides to look upon it, man leaves her.
Sounds like Eros and Psyche?
Do not open
Pandora?
You could have stopped at don’t open
Don't evil open inside
Stockholmes syndrome leads to ice age
Hades and Persephone?
Bird eats man’s liver- he survives.
Prometheus? (And maybe Heracles as well depending on the version)
Prometheus?
Woman says love of steer “complicated”.
Pasiphe having intercourse with a bull? (I had to look up the names) creating the minotaur?
Man loves females and occasionally men
It’s also Apollo
It’s the Zeus!
Godzilla defeated by severed snake head, held by a kid on a flying horse
Perseus
Bolerephon
Angry entities called upon to terrorize immortal community.
Furies?
Guy is hated my a woman so much she wood rather be a tree.
Daphne
Uhhh I don’t remember her name specifically. But I know the god involved, it was Apollo
Man burnt alive while emulating bird.
Icarus
Long distance relationship accidenatly and permanently changes climate
Hades and Persephone! One of my favs
Sisters control the universe with craft talent in magic textiles.
The Fates
Fed the god of hospitality his own son, Demeter continued eating
Lycaon
Pretty lady gets assaulted in her work place, then is punished by her boss for it
Medusa 😢
Zeus was horny and make a super son
Though honestly it could be any of them
Heracles
Bro got some minor (eternal) inconvenience with his liver for sharing common knowledge
Prometheus
fire steal from gods dude, gets liver ripped out by giant bird. don't know his name, it starts with a p I think
Man is very bad at not turning around
Orpheus!
One group of imbeciles won another group of imbeciles in a battle
Every war that has happened?
Chick has not so good looking baby, Yeets him into the sea
Hephaestus
Man and woman get way too close, end up unable to separate.
Hermaphroditus?
I assure you, this soup doesn’t contain my son
tantalus?
King Lycaon, if I recall?
man so cocky he has to push a boulder up a hill for eternity
Syphillis
Sysiphos
Shiny gold contagious king
Midas
Man goes on a trip and murders random ass creatures for no reason and when he arrives at his destination massacres a bunch of random men.
The odyssey?
forgot his name but it was Artemis' best friend drove mad by Gaea or something and went on a tangent murdering everything until I think Artemis idk summoned something he couldn't kill
Man and woman love each other, but because of a kitten both commit suicide while permanently changing the color of a fruit
Pyramus et Thisbe from Ovid's Metharmorphoses
Romeo and Juliet! ... But with mulberry or something I forgot their names
Immortal’s loins generate stunning ocean beauty.
Kronos overthrowing his father.
Horny guy breeds the Univrse into existence
Chaos creation myth
Male Tik Tok Star loves himself and starves to death while flirting with his reflection.
A man upsurpes the throne and takes the previous queen as his new wife to only find out it's his mother.
He also killed his father by accident. (It's Oedipus)
Really buff guy has to do some favors for a rich asshole.
Heracles?
A horny dude watch someone bath then died as an animal
I forgot his name but he watched Artemis' hunters bathe and got turned into a deer (i think idk) and Artemis and her hunters then hunted him
Ragnarok: Milf edition
Woman forced to live in the dark for half out of every year.
Persephone being kidnapped by Hades.
Woman defecates in man’s bed.
This isn't Greek mythology this is just the news last week lol amber heard pooping in her bed to assert dominance over Johnny dep
Girl checks out guy, punished by his mom.
Man abducts young woman and brings her to his underground basement.
Dude assembles the Avengers to go get some shiny wool.
Jason
Fuck everybody
Zeus? Buddy did fuck everybody, close to.
Sounds like a quote by Zeus
You'll have to be more specific.
Cronos ??
A God cheats on his wife
Every god in greek mythology?
Hehe, again the Zeus.
Man stony faced after cave excursion.
Wife like bull when poseidon mad
Woman interned in tree in attempt to flee stalker.
Woman forced to weave for eternity as result of too large ego.
Arachne :)
Zeus has sex
Custody battle results in gifts. Dad isn’t great at practical gifts
Aphrodite's arrival?
Guy fucks every woman in the world. VERY HORNY
Zeus or Poseidon
Zeus:lightning Bolt Dead Guy:even more dead
Salmoneus?
Horny housewife gets impregnated, by a massiv bull
Pasiphae
1080.bluray.rarbg ?
A guy was drunk
Got time to kill? How about a few hunderd arms and heads?
the sons of the Gaea who had hundreds of hands and the other had hundreds of eyes, forgot their names but they were banished to hell where furies whipped them for years until the greek gods overthrew Kronos with their weapons forged by them and then they were free, they got banished because Kronos or Gaea's wife idk which thought them ungly so they got thrown to Tartaurus
Heheheha sparky spark
Man goes on multi-day rampage after boyfriend is killed
Achilles and Patroclus
God cosplays a bull to get laid
Europa
Uncle kidnapps his niece and forces her to stay and marry him and has children with him
Dad is having a fight with Mom, and when their son tries to protect his Mom, his Dad yeets him out of the window, crippling him for life. Later, when he gets back into the house, his Mom thinks he is so ugly and is reminded of her fight with her husband, so she yeets him out of the window a second time.
sex
Man murders children, is forced to atone 12 times.
Father tricked by mother to eat a stone
Kronos tricked by the chick with a lion whose name I forgot, how Zeus was born.
First World war
Man snitches on kidnapper, evades punishment (temporarily) with help from accomplice. Finally punished with hard labor.
I love to eat my children
He control water and fish
Young man wins argument by getting stoned.
Man falls in love with his niece. Kidnaps her. Brother and sister in law pissed.
Love goddess, four challenges, Eros
Aphrodite
The president became so horny he fucked the entire population
Zeus
Dude got cursed when too greedy and now everything is 24K magic for him.
Bastard r*p!s woman
Immortal trolls 3 women with award for most beautifulest; cat fight ensues. Mortal man decides who wins.
Hehe tts
man steals fire
Woman learns of husband’s mistress; pushes her from great heights. Continues torment at length.
Man on boat for a long time
Man believed to be invincible inadvertently becomes responsible for a phrase used to describe a debilitating weakness.
Achilles
Mother and son get drunk and tear each other’s clothes off and do the nasty
It's about a dude who fucked a milf and then poked his own eyes out
Help! I without realizing it, killed my father and married my mother and had childrens with her!
Zeus has a headache and accidentally gives birth
I wanted to impress them, but my son impressed them more than I ever could....
"I'm gonna fuck the sun!"
Fetus gets shoved into guys leg, baby survives and makes alcohol
Aaand fuck I dropped the boulder again.
Hot girl gets hit on by surfer, Karen gets mad and says some curse words.
Satan wants children
Very ugly husband.
Man carries ball and other man wants fruit so he carries ball
Zeus got a bit horny
Half god has to work for a king
dad eats childs except from one. later gets tricked by the one and spews the rest out
I give anything I touch a hard on
Woman loves man who only loves himself
Only he can string his bow