OOPSIE!

Anyone can caption that photo with anything. Looks more like a disappointed father than a man with a side piece he's throwing birthday parties for.

This is so wildly unbelievable that I'm just gonna go with "bullshit" and move along.

Relationships are weird now.

As always.

Nooo people just write weird things to get internet points

And he's wearing a Pogba shirt, things just keep getting worse

Still better then a ManU Pogba shirt.

So is this triple ownage?

Non-American here

Mostly fantasy. Americans are actually really sexually repressed. Source: am American who's traveled to two other continents.

Karma?

Yes. OP manufactured this for Reddit karma.

Does the new fiance know about her sugar daddy? If so, is that why he proposed?

So many questions.

No, just one question.