I swear this doesn’t usually happen, uh I mean this never happens. Look your blood smells amazing I’m just in a weird headspace right now. What if we just cuddled instead?
Iirc it’s not the skin but was an experiment to have genetically altered mosquitoes with weaker proboscis breed with the regular ones and down the line this happens soo mosquitoes won’t be able to penetrate skin and transfer diseases. My memory is a bit hazy and was in a bio class that we talked about this, so I could be wrong.
Someone in another thread pointed out that this was probably a mosquito bred to have a shitty no-good stinger to stop disease transmission, but you could always try ritual sacrifice
“Alright lemme just… alright, lemme try aga- hm smacks itself fuck this fuckin thing never fuckin works, gotta straighten it out for the fourth time this week”
Right? I was sitting here like, "why am I looking at this parasite and thinking him rubbing his lil nose to get it straight and ready to bite is cute?"
I have never personally related to a mosquito… until now. I feel your pain bud. We’ve all dealt with a wet noodle. Sometimes, you just gotta throw in the towel and call it a night.
I usually hate mosquitos but I feel bad for this little guy. As long as you don't give me malaria and can escape before I smack the shit out of you, I'll donate a little blood to you.
Thank you for your submission to
She’s got “whiskey proboscis”
happens to one in four mosquitos
And just like a male she slaps it in a futile attempt to get it hard.
Let's just cuddle.
Pushing rope.
That's really embarassing for the mosquito.
Hey, we all have bad days. Let’s try to take it easy on the poor fella, ED can be a right bitch to deal with
Yeah well maybe if the skin didn't make so many comments about it this wouldn't be a problem.
It's cold out alright!
Oh shit man this is me and my wife after a trip to a mexican restaurant and a few too many tequila shots.
Fuck, first comment beat me to it!
"I'm so sorry.. This doesn't usually happen..."
I'm sorry your wife has a hard time when she's drunk. 😔
Have to fluff it!
Your wife tries to poke you?
https://youtu.be/LWhhlJU6d94
"Wtf, I don't understand, this usually works..."
When you mess up the only thing you need to do to live
I swear this doesn’t usually happen, uh I mean this never happens. Look your blood smells amazing I’m just in a weird headspace right now. What if we just cuddled instead?
Damn the cameraman must be really small.
That's not how it works
Video Transcription:
Good Human
Thank you!
The smile made my day :D
good Human
how do i get skin like this?
Iirc it’s not the skin but was an experiment to have genetically altered mosquitoes with weaker proboscis breed with the regular ones and down the line this happens soo mosquitoes won’t be able to penetrate skin and transfer diseases. My memory is a bit hazy and was in a bio class that we talked about this, so I could be wrong.
Ironskin potion
I actually felt sorry for a mosquito just then, but it soon passed when I remembered they're little dickheads
No one else comments on it sharpening its needle after the failed attempt?
It's so comedic and weirdly cute, almost made me root for the little shit
I wonder why no one commented something like that sucks
How does one obtain mosquito proof skin?
Someone in another thread pointed out that this was probably a mosquito bred to have a shitty no-good stinger to stop disease transmission, but you could always try ritual sacrifice
The power of evolution will probably eventually starve this mosquito to death
“Alright lemme just… alright, lemme try aga- hm smacks itself fuck this fuckin thing never fuckin works, gotta straighten it out for the fourth time this week”
Erectile dysfunction
On a female mosquito???
"Wait, wait, let me wipe and straighten"
Clark Kent was not bitten that day
Its ok bro, 1 in 5
Mosquito trying to bite super man and he is just like aww you poor thing keep trying buddy you will get eventually.
I 'almost' feel sorry for it.
You'll feel sorry for anything if you see the world from their point of view.
NO burn them all
Right? I was sitting here like, "why am I looking at this parasite and thinking him rubbing his lil nose to get it straight and ready to bite is cute?"
Oh god I thought I was alone. Struggling to fix itself because it can’t survive unless it does… there’s definitely some sympathy there.
Is it possible to learn this power
Doesn't look like he had much power ¯\(ツ)/¯
“This usually never happens… let’s just cuddle for a little.”
This reminds me of me when I was on zoloft.
It’s ok we can try again in a few minutes
Man this mosquito sucks at his job
No he doesn't.
Human: Having a hard time sliding it in?
Whiskey tip
Is he booping his own snoot?
"I swear this never happens"
Imagine adding cartoon SFX like Ed Edd n Eddy to this video lol
Looks like he didn't take his viagra
"She" only female mosquitoes drink blood
Insert erection joke here
He he he insert 😉
Okay but why
Inb4 the dick jokes: It's a female mosquito
ED caught in 4K 🥲
Never saw a mosquito struggling to get it hard
a lil tough skinned eh?
Erectile dysfunction is not a joke
She hurt herself lol
Whiskey dick gets the best of us bud, no shame.
Me when the vending machine won't take my note
Lol. That’s what you get for trying to bite Superman
*I got thick skin and an elastic heart*
Extractile dysfunction
Suction't
When he’s flaccid and she’s dry.
Guy might be dry but she is definitely the flaccid one here
Happens to the best of us
That West Nile dick can be very embarrassing.
[удалено]
needs vi-squita
Come on, guys. It happens to everybody.
Needs some flyagra
Little guy needs some viagra.
Downloadvideo Link
This is why I don’t use lotion
Even at sucking this guy sucks or doesn't suck idk
Another day, another reposter to block….
lol can someone do an animal text gif of this? It would be hilarious.
Repost
Poor guy
let's genetically replicate these weak-probiscussed failures
I have never personally related to a mosquito… until now. I feel your pain bud. We’ve all dealt with a wet noodle. Sometimes, you just gotta throw in the towel and call it a night.
Mosquito be like come on get hard
I need just a minute - it’ll be fine I swear!
It’s like pushing rope
I like how it looks as if the mosquito punches it’s sucker like ‘quit playing, this normally works’
Looks like a Cialis commercial
Someone has erection problems on unexpected places.
Don't worry lil guy. Happens even to the bestvof us sometimes.
"Well performance issues aren't uncommon. 1 in 5 actually-"
How the fuck many times is this gonna get posted on the sub?
viagra
Never thought I'd feel bad for a mosquito of all things.
You almost feel bad for it
someone get that bug some stabagra.
"Hold on. Hold on. I swear, this has never happened before. Fucking damn it. Hold on. Let me just warm it up."
He built different
So, you have a thick skin..?
Skeeter can’t get it up when it’s crunch time
Maybe this person has the same power of Superalloy Darkshine
WCGW trying to suck blood from the man of steel.
Is it in yet?
Lmao, I like how it smacked its little needle.
Where can I learn this power
This is funnier with the sound
Relatable
I want your skin.
Metele un viagra y va a estar picoteando con el pájaro loco
Superman can be a real dick sometimes.
Ah,
He can't get it up god love him.
Lol Trying to straighten it out 💀
Gotta rub to get it in? I feel you buddy.
Looks like me after I turned 40
“This doesn’t usually happen”
erectile dysfunction
Poor little fella can’t get it up. We should mock him, happens to us all at some point.
Oh my god kill it already
Couldn’t get it hard
Drunken Groucho to the party host: sorry to leave so early but we’ve got to get home and try to bend one in
He, noob. My homies suck better.
They’re going to blame Covid
I usually hate mosquitos but I feel bad for this little guy. As long as you don't give me malaria and can escape before I smack the shit out of you, I'll donate a little blood to you.
We've all been there
The fluffing! This is GREAT!!
Sooooo many drunk nights......
Is that you Superman
Is that common?
The version with sound effects is much funnier
Mosquitos got ED. It happens.
3 stooges face wipe nyuk nyuk woo wooooo
That's me after I started using antidepressants.
Clark, is that you?
So... mosquito's also stroke it to get it hard enough to go in?
Don’t worry. It happens to everyone
Muh mouf won wort
He should have shut it down 2-3 drinks sooner. Could have had him some blood
Ma boy got some thick skin
The only time I've ever felt empathy for a Mosquito
Mosquito trying to straighten it out lmbo
“I’m so sorry, it doesn’t usually do this.”
You had one job
"this never happens to me"
“I can’t seem to get I up anymore”
Where can I get skin like this.
"It's not you, it's me"
There's an anti-porn subreddit somewhere, isn't there? This probably goes in it.
bossfight
man of steel
Get owned
there was shrinkage.
It’s like when a guy tries to push rope when he either can’t get it up or can’t keep it up
"Awh fuck, ah broke it"
Pushing string.