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NK most likely. They host rich people who committed crime with nice sum of money. Saw it on this Korean TV show, but wouldnt be surprised if it was based on testimonies of NK high ranking defectors.
Italy. Poo-tin likes nicer things, a good climate and already owns a few villas hidden under multiple layers of shell accounts. He will get plastic surgery, a new face, boob implants, hormone therapy and wigs. He'll slip out of the country with a new identity and leave the body of one of his look-a-likes in the bunker.
“Heeheee, it’s the one place, they wont think to look for me, I outsmarted them, so in a way, if you think about it, I won the war in Ukraine! You’ve done it again, ol poots”
The rumor mill around Putin has been so ridiculous since the war started. Half a dozen deadly diseases "confirmed by a doctor that saw a photo of him once", he was hiding in 10 different bunkers/villas at the same time and assassins can't wait to kill him at a moments notice.
Read the article. If the source is to be believed, the plan for this right-wing dictator is to seek refuge from the left-wing dictator in Venezuela. Left or right, dictators are dictators.
A secret bunker, with his most loyal people. Not sure what he plans to do there, other than just die akin to what a cat does- find a place behind the couch to settle in and, you get the rest.
Venezuela. Hope they know Spanish or are they going to force the population to start speaking ruzzian? Trying to overthrow German government. That went well. Lol
This is exactly why Snowden got citizenship. Russia might capitulate, but not even France extradites to the US, so it is very unlikely that Russia will ever extradite their own citizens to the US. Russia joining NATO is infinitely more likely.
I'm sure he can be acquired/eliminated if he comes to South America just need a Spec Ops team to sneak in to the country and either eliminate him out or take him away. No need to get the governments permission. What's the worst those countries can do, whine?
I don't buy it. This sounds like an info op to weaken him further. Putin does seem like the type to go down with the ship, trying to take everyone with him. He will probably be shot while reaching for the nuke button.
The hilarious part is that whatever unethical country he goes to will accept the money transfers from putin into their national bank, freeze it for themselves when he arrives and sell him of to interested parties.
Today it will be impossible for putin and his friends to hide anywhere safely. Ukraine will build its own international revenge force and will use every weapon available to retaliate. Fortunately all russians are open to and willing to accept bribes. Poor little putin will not live a year after he goes.
Flee where? He can only be overthrown by his own people who need to eliminate him to solidify their rule. What countries would provide safe heaven for Putin against both Russia and the West?
Let's be real here, he won't be held truly responsible, or at lest not in the way we wish. He will either life the rest of his days comfortably in a hidden bunker, or avoid justice by a way of bullet in the head like so many before him. Both are fine with me, he can still be sentenced in absentia.
I was thinking this slightly plausible until I got to the part about Argentina. That just smacks of made up, to draw parallels to the Nazis fleeing there after WW2. I'll gladly admit I could be wrong, but I have a feeling this is fake.
If there is any credibility to the list of medical conditions he is currently experiencing it is likely that he would not survive (long) after such a relocation.
Putin will be a wanted war criminal for atrocities and crimes against humanity and will be hunted down like the dog he is. He thinks he will be safe in Venezuela or Argentina should he even make it that far, he's got another thing coming. His many billions won't be enough to save his miserable life.
He knows no matter how deep the hole he has built to escape his comeuppance the russia people will dig for months if they have to to get to him. He really does need to escape russia to a more friendly climate, possibly like the nazis the deep south of america, but like the nazis he will be found no matter how much plastic surgery he has done.
The people around him know what is going on and their best chance of escape is to help secure refuge for Putin and then ride his coattails to Venezuela.
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“I need a ride, not ammunition.” - Putin
Ammunition... to blow through his head under the bunker just like his idol.
All he needs is a pistol in his bunker.
That's the perfect arch for the story
Pootin says to Musk, referring to Musks Mars rocket.
That's poetic
More like "I need ammunition and then a ride"...
Iran or North Korea?
It has to be China or he has a hiding place deep into the Siberian region.
Nicaragua as a dark horse
Article says Venezuela most likely.
Iran is not looking so stable right now. It's either going to be China or North Korea, or maybe Venezuela as a dark horse option.
To Nova Zembla. And then they will test a new nuke.
NK most likely. They host rich people who committed crime with nice sum of money. Saw it on this Korean TV show, but wouldnt be surprised if it was based on testimonies of NK high ranking defectors.
The article says most likely Venezuela, with a second possibility of Argentina. The lower down on the totem pole people will go to Ecuador.
They will take his money but doubt that they will take him.
Central african republic ? Mali ?
NK all the way. Iran is way too easy to get into.
Probably Venezuela, Bolívia or Cuba.
I'm thinking The Hauge
Argentina!
My guess would be Saudi Arabia. Crown Prince Douchebag has sheltered other dictators such as the Tunisian one. And he likes to piss off Biden.
He's going to a country in Africa. Some place where he can live like a king in anonymity.
Over half of all countries are "neutral". He has more places to go than those two.
Mar-a-Lago
Italy. Poo-tin likes nicer things, a good climate and already owns a few villas hidden under multiple layers of shell accounts. He will get plastic surgery, a new face, boob implants, hormone therapy and wigs. He'll slip out of the country with a new identity and leave the body of one of his look-a-likes in the bunker.
Evacuation plan officially named Operation Poopy Pants.
Operation Brownie Pockets
And his boy band new skids on the bloc.
Brave Sir Putin ran away.
Everyone should have a narrating minstrel.
To where though? russia is the usual place the world's russian speaking despots flee to when they're on the run🤣
Belarus possibly.
Article says Venezuela or Argentina. Venezuela would make more sense.
Flee to the Hague?
“Heeheee, it’s the one place, they wont think to look for me, I outsmarted them, so in a way, if you think about it, I won the war in Ukraine! You’ve done it again, ol poots”
The safest place for him.
Why doesn't he just flush himself down the toilet?
It's hard to flush turds that big.
They don't have toilets in Russian.
The Sewer Rats keep on throwing him the fuck out.
Because they don't have any in Russia!
The rumor mill around Putin has been so ridiculous since the war started. Half a dozen deadly diseases "confirmed by a doctor that saw a photo of him once", he was hiding in 10 different bunkers/villas at the same time and assassins can't wait to kill him at a moments notice.
Yeah im skeptical on on this heresay evidence.
Where could he possibly flee?
out a window
Mar-a-lago?
Syria
Read the article. If the source is to be believed, the plan for this right-wing dictator is to seek refuge from the left-wing dictator in Venezuela. Left or right, dictators are dictators.
I hear Hell is nice this time of year.
I figure he could flee to China, maybe.
Kazakhstan?
Maybe Cuba? Or China?
Belarus
Qatar or Saudi Arabia, something like that
A secret bunker, with his most loyal people. Not sure what he plans to do there, other than just die akin to what a cat does- find a place behind the couch to settle in and, you get the rest.
The one place not corrupted by capitalism...
Fascists exiling themselves to South America... what year is this? 1946?
True the bravest leader!! Have fun in Iran or North Korea
I seriously believe he has no spot to hide on this planet. USA, Ukraine and others have the motivation and tech to liquidate him.
Venezuela. Hope they know Spanish or are they going to force the population to start speaking ruzzian? Trying to overthrow German government. That went well. Lol
the GOP failing to take the Senate is one of the worst things to happen to Putin.
Jesus. What will Edward Snowden do then?
This is exactly why Snowden got citizenship. Russia might capitulate, but not even France extradites to the US, so it is very unlikely that Russia will ever extradite their own citizens to the US. Russia joining NATO is infinitely more likely.
I'm sure he can be acquired/eliminated if he comes to South America just need a Spec Ops team to sneak in to the country and either eliminate him out or take him away. No need to get the governments permission. What's the worst those countries can do, whine?
Exactly.
Definitely X for doubt.
Putin will not be safe anywhere. He won't get the easy way out like Osama bin laden either.
I don't buy it. This sounds like an info op to weaken him further. Putin does seem like the type to go down with the ship, trying to take everyone with him. He will probably be shot while reaching for the nuke button.
The hilarious part is that whatever unethical country he goes to will accept the money transfers from putin into their national bank, freeze it for themselves when he arrives and sell him of to interested parties.
Elon? Dinner for one on Mars please.
Just look for the knob-headed white guy without a shirt.
I hear Hell is a good getaway destination for ruzzians! Warmer weather!
The only decent thing left for him to do is end his useless life. Even though he's old and dying I think he will still try to run and hide.
He's safe only in Russia.
Today it will be impossible for putin and his friends to hide anywhere safely. Ukraine will build its own international revenge force and will use every weapon available to retaliate. Fortunately all russians are open to and willing to accept bribes. Poor little putin will not live a year after he goes.
Transforming to a flea is enough, no need to flee.
Direct flight to The Hague International Court. The savest place for him to be....
The ONLY news about this asshole that I care about is his death
It's counterintuitive, but the US would probably be the safest place for him to flee.
Oh you bet. We will absolutely keep him safe through the trial.
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Mar-a-Lago...
Will he be renting a room at Mar-a-Lago?
He would nuke first. Careful what you wish for
Who would be capable of protecting him if he loses his security apparatus?
flee to where?
Sounds like hunting season is almost upon us then.
Who would take him?🤣
Where 6 feet underground?
To where? Every place else on earth will be less safe for him.
Flee where? He can only be overthrown by his own people who need to eliminate him to solidify their rule. What countries would provide safe heaven for Putin against both Russia and the West?
Operation "China crisis"
Flew out the window
Too quick and painless
Push him out a window on a high floor. Problem solved.
Special escape operation.
Special Operation, Plan B.
Where will he flee? To hell?
Does Kim Jong-un have a guest house?
Find him and liquidate him
I bet my left nut that Putin will never ever admit defeat and the only way for Putler to stop this war is by being killed or dying form an illness.
Let's be real here, he won't be held truly responsible, or at lest not in the way we wish. He will either life the rest of his days comfortably in a hidden bunker, or avoid justice by a way of bullet in the head like so many before him. Both are fine with me, he can still be sentenced in absentia.
I was thinking this slightly plausible until I got to the part about Argentina. That just smacks of made up, to draw parallels to the Nazis fleeing there after WW2. I'll gladly admit I could be wrong, but I have a feeling this is fake.
Gaddafi took refuge in a large drainage pipe
If there is any credibility to the list of medical conditions he is currently experiencing it is likely that he would not survive (long) after such a relocation.
Ah yes, Argentina, the holiday of nazis fleeing justice. of course, we all know putler will not leave russia alive if he tried
Well, the Vladimir in mausoleum needs a refresh
His going to be hanging from a tree!
If it happens...it would be the funniest thing of all time! Please be true!
This guy watched the " Hunting Hitler" series on the History Channel...
Where can he go
Sooo does that mean no more threat of nuclear winter?
Lukashenko also has a bag packed.
I read he hid ove $10 Bn somewhere in Africa. He makes $6K a month...
Flee where? Lol.
I recall from somewhere Ukraine being pretty good at taking islands. Nowhere to hide.
Sounds like South America is going to be crawling with ukrainian agents :)
Very extremely stupid and bold prediction: he flees to the US and runs for congress. No one would expect it I guess.
Iran, NK, the Taliban , Cuba .
Ooo man Tim Kennedy is gonna be all over this!
Putin will be a wanted war criminal for atrocities and crimes against humanity and will be hunted down like the dog he is. He thinks he will be safe in Venezuela or Argentina should he even make it that far, he's got another thing coming. His many billions won't be enough to save his miserable life.
He owns a private island. He'll retire there with private airport
Good. May he share
russian soldiers are dying like dogs for this beautiful man hiding in bunker.
At Kanye’s
I have great place for him to flee. It's a grave for him 2 meters deep in my back yard. I can sacrifice that land.
Go to Venezuela. Get comfortable. Pump cash into that tyrannical government. Laugh at the world.
Where exactly is he going to flee too? North Korea?
Steiner isn't coming, you cunt.
putler can go rot in hell with his homeboy Bashar al Assad in aleppo.
I heard he has built a super-suit and will use it to become Pissmaster.
The safest spot on the planet would probably be a cell in The Hague...
is the page not loading for anyone else? i'm in the UK.
I find it very unlikely he's even in Russia right now, or if he is, he has to be hiding far, far away, deep in some bunker somewhere
He knows no matter how deep the hole he has built to escape his comeuppance the russia people will dig for months if they have to to get to him. He really does need to escape russia to a more friendly climate, possibly like the nazis the deep south of america, but like the nazis he will be found no matter how much plastic surgery he has done.
Flee to where? There's literally no place on earth for Putin to hide... This man is fcked!
DDOS attack on the page. Seems to have hit a nerve somewhere. The archive version works
I sure hope UKR is ready to take that plane down when he does run away
So long, gay Bowser.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Putin isn't a complete idiot. He knows how the war is going. He can watch TV from other countries.
The people around him know what is going on and their best chance of escape is to help secure refuge for Putin and then ride his coattails to Venezuela.
let's trade putin for trump
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Venezuela, of course. Dictators on the left are not any different from dictators on the right. They're all just psychopaths.
Headed to Mar-a-Lago